New Hot Pick Up Lines

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

"Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass."

"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"

"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."

"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."

"Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had."

"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous."

"Can I even get a fake number?"

"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents."

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."

"I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"

"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)

"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic

"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk

"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F

"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."

"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"

"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."

"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?" - submitted by DZINERLUV

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "

"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "

"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "

"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "

"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "

"When God made you, he was showing off."

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "

"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."

"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"