Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines

Here are more funny pickup lines like the ones from My Amnesia Girl. Some are not as good as the others though. But still, it's a good laugh. Enjoy.

para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away

ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko

Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD

mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!

tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....

JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.

FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)

alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....

AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!

Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko

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