New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes

You're like a typhoon.
Because when you left the vicinity.
You left my heart in calamity.
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You're like a terrorist because you captured my heart.
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Miss can I ask for some direction?
Sure!
Is this the best way to go directly to your heart?
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Miss are you a keyboard?
Why?
Because you're my type.
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You're like a false teeth
I can't smile without you.
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Were you lost last night?
Why?
Because I saw you in my dreams.
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I'm a bee...can you be my honey
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Can I seat beside you on our exam?
Why will copy my answer?
No! I feel perfect when I'm beside you.
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Why are you staring on my nameplate?
Because I'm waiting my lastname to be written there.
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Are you good in Algebra?
Can you substitute my X?
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The ultimate quote...

a boy was about to leave,
but before he did, he gave his girl
a dozen of roses.
11 were real + 1 was artificial
he told the girl, don't cry
i will love you until the last 1 dies...

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