Best Pick Up Lines

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume
the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?


Greetings and salivations

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

7. Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Kilig Banat Qoutes

Because you liked Tagalog Quotes post and asked for more,  Here is “part two” – Cheesy Banat Edition! Note:  Some Kadiri and Naughty banat* also included, not suitable for all audiences. Parental advice is recommended.
Banat- it is a Tagalog term for a witty one-liner. Depending on situation can also be considered a pick-up line.
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hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?

para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..

“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”

miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..

can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.

sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..

miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..

kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?

pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p

boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot :) )

if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)

pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe

Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha

‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..

keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha

sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..

catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))

‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..

hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha

miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!

‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..

para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!

Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!

‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???

“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”

Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh! <nyoks> :)

miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh! <ngee> :)

oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..

centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete :)

apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u! :)

d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!

daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.

bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))

kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong

maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA… ;-)

Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.

“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ” :)

Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.

drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh

‘Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita.’

‘Ikaw naman parang lumiliit ata! Dati kasi lagpas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita.’ ?

multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh… :)

magnanakaw ka noh?bkit?ninakaw mo puso ko…:))

‘Pag namatay ba ako, iiyak ka? Ngayon pa lang kasi, patay na patay na ako sa’yo eh!’

Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau? Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to

ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!

im an addict..you are the drug.

Kaw ba c Jolibee? Kasi I love u sabado, kahit buong linggo. (galing lumang commercial)

virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita hahayaang matanggal kz mas nanaisin ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…

wag mong pilitin bk pumayag.. hehe

Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo

Jejem0n kb?., edi jejem0n nrin aQ pra mAtch tau., haha!

camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako

alam mo miss pra kng google! kc lhat ng hinhanap q nsa iyo n!

Tae ka ba? D kasi kita matiis at magawang tapakan.

unggoy kba ?? bkit ?? sumasabit ka ksi sa puso ko

I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))

anong height mo? bakit? nagtataka lang ako kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko.

papasok na ako…? saan? sa puso mo..;))

i don’t have my number..can i have yours?

para kang painting. hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka..

Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.

Ampalaya ka ba sa ref? Coz ur cold and bitter. Hehe.

‘ my butas ba puso mo ?? bkt ? na-trap kasi ko sa Loob, i can’t find my way out .. hehe ..

para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik

uling ka ba? nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh

Celphone ka ba? Andmi kasing gus2ng mang snatch sau! Ngpapasnatch ka naman! Sige sa kanya ka na,
paBlock na lang kta NTC pra wala ka ng silbi.

‘ hehe .. joana, confirm mu na ung friend request ko .. hehe.. tnx !

kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako
magmamahal…

tray ni joanna lalo 2loy akong na iinluv skanya .. kulangot kba?? hard to get ka ksi ..

intsik ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too.

joanna, ylanan ba talaga apelido mo? coz i didn’t know that angels have surnames…

para kang facebook! hindi kita maiwan!

cellphone ka ba? coz i cnt live w/o you! haha

mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” …..

..papupulis kita..ninakaw mO kasi ang puso ko..=p

noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!

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buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!!!

ikaw ba may ari ng meralco? kasi pag kasama kita, nararamdaman ko ang spark!

taxi kba joanna ??ksi hbang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo ..

C Pepeng at Ondoy kaba? Cmula npadaan ka sa buhay ko, cnira mo lahat.

Relo kba? Lagi kc akong npapatingin sau.

smart ka ba? coz you’re simply amazing

wala na kong relo, kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!

@joanna, you’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming!

pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot. wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso
ko. :) yeeee ???

@kei, you’re so cool, maybe you can save the polar bears :)

alak ka ba? nasusuka ko sayo eh :) )

..magsalbabida ka nga,kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko..=p

if u dont want to see ur loved one smoking, then better find a way to make their lips busy..

i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else :) )

para kang chicharon! nakakahighblood ka!

@joanna: yeah baby… i just lost my teddy bear pa naman, can i sleep with you?

kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!

Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.

sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo

boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?

girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!

Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)

REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!

para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.

sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD

para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!

Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”

para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba

@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.

hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!

my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha

Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.

si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.

ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!

Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.

nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita

Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko. :D

Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… :D DD

Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”

cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.

para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!

Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… :D v

pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!

SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.

Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh :) )

Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!

Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.

Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi IKAW….

Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!

Hndi ka ba napapagod? (bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)

Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…

Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…

maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]

boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at
 papakin….hehe…

kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?

Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..

pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…

BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P

OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)

MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(

BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN

UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]

ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
 

Romantic Love Qoutes

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

Love Qoutes

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
Cyrano de Bergerac

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Rupert Brooke

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Thomas Carlyle

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Stendhal

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
C. S. Lewis

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Julie Andrews

All mankind love a lover.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.
Andre Breton

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
William Shakespeare

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Richard Bach

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Samuel Lover

Do all things with love.
Og Mandino

Most Romantic Dialogue ive seen

The notebook...
Young Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.
Young Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
Young Allie: You wrote me?
Young Noah: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over
[kisses Allie]


Pride & Prejudice:

Mr. Darcy: You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Ok this one isn't romantic -- but they have such great chemistry together!!

You've got Mail:
Joe Fox: You're crazy about him...
Kathleen Kelly: Yes. I am.
Joe Fox: Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
Kathleen Kelly: I don't actually know him.
Joe Fox: Really?
Kathleen Kelly: We only know each other - oh, God, you're not going to believe this...
Joe Fox: Let me guess. From the Internet.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: You've got mail.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: Three very powerful words.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.

*** I forgot one....
Casino Royale:
Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there, are you? You've got your armour back on. That's that.
James Bond: I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.

death scene in Romeo and Juliette.

But I really think the most romantic LINE ever was from the move Phenomenon. The John Travolta character, who is dying, asks the Kyra Sedgewick character if she will love him for the rest of his life. Her answer was that she would love him for the rest of HER life. It brings a tear to my eye every time.

There was a movie that came out in the 80's called "Stealing Heaven" about Heloise and Abelard. It was a docudrama, it kept quite true to the real people and what they faced back in the 13th Century in Paris. Heloise wrote in her journal about watching them build Notre Dame Cathedral from her uncle's window and Abelard ended up castrated...VERY tragic love story, but it's true.

Also, the remake of The Scarlett Letter (with Demi Moore and Gary Oldman) had many wonderful, romantic lines but the one that stands out the most was, "God help me Hester Prynne, but I love thee." And her response was, "I have prayed for thee to speak thy heart."

Stealing Heaven might be harder to get on DVD but The Scarlett Letter can be found at any local video store and is a gorgeous piece of work. It's one of the last movies produced by Dodi Fayed before he and Princess Diana were killed. Well worth the watch even if you've never read the book.

New Hot Pick Up Lines

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.
20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.
26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you.
28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
31. Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita ko na ang isang (name of girl), na magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay kitang lulubayan.
32. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
33. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!
34. Minamalat na nanaman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo!
35. Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo!
36. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
37. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
38. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
39. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
40. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.
41. Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa'yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa'yo pa in yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
42. Kahapon nasaktan ako nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko siyang mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman pala.
43. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
44. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
45. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
46. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
47. You're like dandruff. I can't get you out of my head.
48. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
49. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
50. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
51. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
52. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
53. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
54. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!
55. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
56. (Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa wala pa akong minahal. Kung sakali ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na akong iba.
57. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
58. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
59. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
60. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
61. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
62. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho ba ito sa puso mo?
63. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binubuo mo na.
64. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang i-take home eh.
65. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me.
66. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
67. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
68. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
69. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
70. Ms., cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
71. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

TIPS Read 2000 romantic questions you can ask your girlfriend

Some of the sweet things you can tell your sweetheart are as follows:
  1. I love your smile and the way you make me smile.
  2. I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
  3. You just make me feel so good.
  4. I will call you honey, darling, sweetheart...
  5. You are the best, you are amazing!
  6. I can’t get enough of you...You drive me wild!
  7. You know me so well, inside and out.
  8. I love you so much...
  9. I love you with my heart and soul...
  10. I love everything about you, inward and outward
  11. You make me laugh all the time!
  12. You keep my spirits so high
  13. You have a wonderful sense of humour, you are so funny...
  14. I love the way you brighten up a room...  
  15. I love the way you love me
  16. I love the way you make me feel
  17. You make me feel at the top of the world!
  18. I never want you to stop loving me
  19. I cherish your love for me
  20. I don’t know what I would do without you in my life
  21. You fill my world with hope and love...
  22. You complete me so well
  23. You make me feel so special and lucky
  24. I need you so badly...
  25. You just made my day
  26. You make my days beautiful and nights wonderful
  27. I can’t get enough of your hugs and kisses...
  28. I am sorry if I ever hurt you
  29. I promise to love and cherish you forever
  30. You are the one for me, my soul mate...
  31. I don’t need anyone else in my life
  32. You satisfy me completely
  33. Marry me and make me the luckiest man in the world!
  34. I have always loved you and will always love you
  35. I miss you terribly.
  36. I am so lonely without you...
  37. My world is empty without you.
  38. I can’t wait to be with you.
  39. I want to be with you forever.
  40. I love the way you hold me.
  41. I cannot bear to part with you for so long.
  42. I feel like I am dreaming when I am with you.
  43.  I have never been loved like this before...
  44. I would like to wake up next to you forever.
  45. It hurts to see you in pain.
  46. I’d rather not be with anyone than you.
  47. You are my Juliet.
  48. A kiss for your every wish
  49. You have changed my life completely
  50. I can’t be thankful enough for the time we have been together...
  51. I will lay down my life for you!
  52. I’d rather not live than live without your love.
  53. I love the way you look up to me.
  54. I trust you with all my heart
  55.  I can't thank you enough for your love...
  56. I cannot express my love for your love completely.
  57. ‘I love you’ is not enough to describe my feelings for you.
  58. You make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world
  59.  I enjoy every moment with you.
  60. You make every other girl pale in comparison.
The main thing to remember is that she is special and she must be made to feel special. You must be perfectly honest with your feelings and do not say 'I love you' if you do not mean it. All the endearments knit you closer together. Verbally expressing your love is important, as many a love affair doesn't make it to the altar because the man didn't say as much as he should have. A girl must be made to feel beautiful, special, wanted and loved. So if you are tongue-tied usually, learn these endearments and quote them at appropriate moments so as to pleasantly surprise your girlfriend and make her feel wonderful.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.

Please be patient - this is my first time.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

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