Christmas Line

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

Top Ten Christmas Lines

 (ten)
Hi, is your name Holly?
(nine)
Would you like to learn a few "reindeer games"?
(eight)
What say I slip down YOUR chimney, about half past midnight?
(seven)
You look like an angel. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree?
(six)
Those aren't sugarplums dancing through my head, it's all you.
(five)
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
(four)
I know when you've been bad or good. So may I have your number?
(three)
What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a sleigh?
(two)
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
(one)
Wanna play with my elf?

Pick up Lines

  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Be unique and different, just say yes.
  • Can I flirt with you?
  • Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  • Do you know karate? Cause honey, your body is really kickin.
  • I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away!
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
  • Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  • I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
  • Hey, your name is Sexy, right?
  • Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year..together..and laughing?
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
  • I know I don’t have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. (This is my favorite)
  • Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.
  • Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

Pick up Lines

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.

Top 5 Pick Up Lines

1. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hola, soy el Señor Derecho. Alguien ha dicho que estaba buscando para mí.

2. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
¿Cómo se siente al ser la más bella muchacha en esta sala?

3. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
¿Estás perdido? Porque el cielo es un largo camino desde aquí.

4. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hola, soy un ladrón, y estoy aquí para robar tu corazón.

5. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hola Acabo de esta realidad, pero usted busca mucho al igual que mi próxima novia.

Pick up lines

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.


Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.


Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?


Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.



Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.


Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!


Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?


I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.


I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.


Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!


You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.


You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Pick up Lines December 08

You must work for the FBI.
Fabulous, Beautiful and Intriguing.



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Do You Know Why The Sky Is So Crazy?.
All The Blue Is In Your Eyes !!.



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Before getting out of bed, face your partner, give him/her a kiss and say: "I'm so thankful I have You in my life".


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I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well.


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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.


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Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.



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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.



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I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.



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Is it hot in here or is it just you?



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If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.



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Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.



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Do you have a map, I keep getting lost in your eyes.



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I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.



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If you were a tear in my eye,I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.



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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?



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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.



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This is the first time I've met someone as beautiful as you, it's going to be the last.



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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

pick up lines


I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

pick up lines

B: Miss... i don't have a number... cud i have yours??

B: Pokemon ka ba? Cuz I choossseeee youuu....

B: May lisensya ka ba??? cuz you're driving me wild

B: If i were an insect... i want to be a bee.. so that you'd be my honey...

B: Punong Kahoy ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong sibakin eh....



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fave line

1.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

2.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

3.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

4.What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

5.Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

6.I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

7.(If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare... so what do you say we dance?

8.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

9.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

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