Christmas Line

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

My best toys run on batteries

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)

Top Ten Christmas Lines

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Hi, is your name Holly? (nine)
Would you like to learn a few "reindeer games"? (eight)
What say I slip down YOUR chimney, about half past midnight? (seven)
You look like an angel. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree? (six)
Those aren't sugarplums dancing through my head, it's all you. (five)
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. (four)
I know when you've been bad or good. So may I have your number? (three)
What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a sleigh? (two)
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. (one)
Wanna play with my elf?