Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
New Pinoy Pick up Lines
- Sana yelo na lang ako… na natutunaw sa bawat pagtitig mo.
- Sana telepono na lang ako… para balang araw, ako’y may pag-asa na sagutin mo.
- Para ka namang linta… ang lakas kasi ng kapit mo sa isipan ko.
- Hindi ka ba nilalanggam… ang sweet-sweet mo kasi.
- Halika na, sumama ka sa akin… do not leave your valuables unattended daw eh.
- Anong klaseng blade ka… ang sakit naman ng sugat na iniwan mo sa puso ko.
- Napakagaling mong band-aid… dahil nagamot mo ang nagdurugo kong puso.
- Saktan, Itali at parusahan mo ako… dahil alipin ako ng pagmamahal mo.
- Huwag mo akong MURA-hin… MAHAL-in mo ako.
- Ibang klase kang cholesterol… dahil pinapataba mo ang aking puso sa pagmamahal mo.
- Ang pagmamahal ko’y parang security guard… hindi humihinto at hindi natutulog.
- Parang tayong mga piraso ng jigsaw puzzle… dahil akma tayo sa isa’t isa.
- Kailanman, hindi ako naging magnanakaw… dahil ikaw pa rin ang nagmamay-ari ng aking puso.
- Hindi man ako magaling na iskultor… pero nakaukit ka pa rin sa puso ko.
- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z… oops, i miss U!
- Anung klaseng muscle pain ka ba… dahil hindi na maialis ang pagtitig ko sa iyo.
- Para sa iyo, ako si ROSA ROSAL… dahil kahit anung oras, handa kitang DAMAYAN.
- Tinanung nila kung saan ka nakatira… ang sabi ko, ang puso ko ang bahay mo.
- Gaano man nakakatakot ang mga multo…mas nakakatakot pa rin kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.
Love SmS Message
| ☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you. |
| ☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you. |
| ☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx |
| ☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.… |
| ☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most. |
| ☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u. |
| ☻Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you. |
| ☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams ! |
| ☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!! |
| ☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth. |
| ☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice! |
| ☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me! |
| ☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say. |
| ☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! |
| ☻The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else. |
| ☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME ! |
| ☻Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you. |
| ☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE ! |
| ☻There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so. |
| ☻You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again. |
| ☻I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever. |
| ☻i love the 'y' i love the 'u' i love the 'o' put them together and i love 'you' |
| ☻For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody. |
| ☻The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED! |
| ☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind! |
| ☻Where ever you're going, I'm going your way ! |
| ☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you. |
| ☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you. |
| ☻I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you |
| ☻If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see. |
| ☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love! |
☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!
☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
☻Love is forever, only the partners change...
☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....
☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.
☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
☻The world is so more beautiful with you around!
☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
☻Real love is the history of enormous patience.
☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
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(=.=)
(")(")
☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
☻Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx
☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!
☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
☻-<-@
A rose for you
Because I love you
☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
☻I love you so much !
☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
☻Love is ... being married to your best friend.
☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
New Pick Up Lines January 17 2011
Here we present that omnipresent factor of the singles' life -- Pick-Up Lines. We've all heard variations of them, heck we've even created and used variations of them. Those supposedly fabulous opening lines, hopefully meant to instantly "Win Friends And Influence People". Some, admittedly are clever, others are hopelessly inept. I'll be listing examples here as they are either heard or come to mind. Please feel free to "submit" and/or "steal" your own favorites. These first two are probably the most unique ones that I've personally heard since my divorce.
"You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a "Vaudevillian" style rimshot) ...of course, I've only been married twice!"
"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."
"You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a "Vaudevillian" style rimshot) ...of course, I've only been married twice!"
"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
Edward
Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine.
Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato
"Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the most beautiful thing on this earth."
" So how was heaven when you left?"
I've received a lot of pick-up lines over the past few months, and to be honest I wasn't in any hurry to publish them since most were decidedly unromantic -- actually most were downright vulgar and far more likely to result in a slapped face than a romantic encounter.... Ah, but this morning, I receive four jewels from a very savvy gentleman named Joel -- take note guys, this is man who obviously knows how to win a lady's heart!
(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
(Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says...)
Yep Made in heaven.
Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See.
If I follow you home will you keep me?
"Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing."
"I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?"
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
you: How are you feeling today?
her: Fine.
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!!
"If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn't need a camel 'cause what good would smoking do?"
"Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) 'cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged."
"Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"
"Was your father a thief?"
(No.)
"Oh, because I could've sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
"Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?"
"I don't mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days."
I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart.
Be orginial, say yes!
Say girl..Ii'm baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter.....can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
-qutdiablo-
are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running threw my mind all day!
should I call in the morning or just nudge you?
If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.
Hi my name is Chance, Do I have one?
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit my fire.
Kissing you is like Drinking salty water: You drink, but then your thirst only increases.
(lick your finger and then touch her shirt)
Here let help you ouy of those wet clothes
Here let help you ouy of those wet clothes
Do you have any Irish in you?
(no)
Do you want some???
(no)
Do you want some???
A girl walks up to a guy and says: "Are you from Greece?"
, "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" she says and blushes.
, "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" she says and blushes.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Honey always remember, it's not who you are, or what I am, it's what we become whem we are together....
All the sugar, and honey in the world couldn't match the sweetness of your voice
She says, I can't reach that far.. I'm too short. Man looks at her and says, "Not in my eye's your not!"...
GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN
you:Do you have a quarter?
her:for what?
you:My mom told me to call her when i fell in love.
her:for what?
you:My mom told me to call her when i fell in love.
It's gotta be a crime to look that good.
you:Was your daddy a king for a day?
her:no, why?
you:he must have been to make a princess like you!
her:no, why?
you:he must have been to make a princess like you!
Pick up Lines
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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