Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
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I want to call your mother and thank her.

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?

Can I flirt with you?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab his/her butt.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk anout the first think that comes up?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

So...How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

[Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.