DOTA PICK UP LINES

Dota pick-up lines ^^

#Si Enchantress ka ba? Habang lumalayo ako sayo, mas masakit..

#Si Doom ka ba? Pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

#Si Silencer ka ba? Kapag anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

#Si Beastmaster ka ba? Maalaga ka kasi...

#Si Razor ka ba? Nakukuryente kasi puso ko sayo..

#Si Omniknight ka ba? Ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

#Si Darkterror ka ba? Tumitigil ang mundo ko tuwing kapiling kita..

#Si Phantom Lancer ka ba? Sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?

#Si Crystal Maiden ka ba? Kinikilig ako pag kasama ka..

#Si Pudge ka ba? Nahuli mo kasi puso ko..

#Frozen Throne o World Tree ka ba?? Kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan para lumaban pa...

#Ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
- Faceless Void

#Dudugo ang puso mo kapag lumayo ka sa akin...
- Bloodseeker

#Mas lumalakas ata tama ko sa yo...
- Slardar

#Bakit ba ako lagi naghahabol sa yo?
- Nerubian Weaver

#Handa akong ipagpalit ang aking buhay para sayo.
- Terrorblade

#Di mo man ako nakikita, icipin mo nasa tabi mo lang ako.
- Rikimaru

#Di ko hahayaang malayo ka sakin.
- Traxex

#Ang pag-ibig ko sa yo parang ako... Undying.
- Dirge

#Dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
- Mirana

#Nabubuhay ulit ako para sa yo.
- Leoric

#Suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
Kung kinakailangang mamatay ako kasama ka, gagawin ko.
- Techies

#Pupuntahan kita kahit saan ka man.
- Furion

#Di ako hooker.
- Pudge

#I don't want this night to end.
- Balanar

#I may be small, but I have a long range.
- Kardel

#I don't want to lose you.
- Gondar

#I may be tiny, but I can grow, grow, GROW!
- Tiny

#Baby, it's just you and me and me and me and me.
- Meepo

#Vengefull says:
"Ipagpapalit ko ang lahat para lng sayo"

Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
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2. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

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4. "I love you. I really love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
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5. "You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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6. "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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7. "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
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8. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)
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9. "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm just the postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
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CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy”

Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines


“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Filipino / Pinoy Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog

O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:

“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”

“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”

“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”

“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”

“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”

“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”

“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”

“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”

“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”

“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”

“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”

“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”

“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”

“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”

“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”

“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”

“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”

“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”

“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”

“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”

“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”

“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”

“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”

“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”

“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”

“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”

“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
 

Harry Potter Funny Jokes

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.

16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."

21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."

22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".

25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.

26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. Sirius Black is not #24601.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. I am not being repressed.

35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'

loved your jokes!

CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF

Girl: If you were a thing what would you be?

Guy: Your EVERYTHING.


bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!! 


Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.

me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!


may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...



me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???





me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..


me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.

habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.


Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...

Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."




my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,

me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..





bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!

cheezyyy! 

SHORT FUNNY QOUTES EVER

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda


"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford


"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

New Tagalog Pick up Lines

1. Czarovic – “Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
2. Nakakapagpabagabag – “Sana Facebook status ka nalang, para puwede kitang i-like.”
3. Kuya Tot – “Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.”
4. Hannahbeh – “Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo nalang mag-on.”
5. No name – “Noodles ka ba? Kasi lucky me.”
6. Drent – “Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad. Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas. Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.”
7. Specialist – “Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.”
8. No name – “Para kang holdaper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa yo, wag mo lang akong saktan.”
9. Astroboy – Boy: “Anong Tagalog ng ‘I love you’?” Girl: “Mahal kita.” Boy: “Mahal din kita.”
10. Nemotastic – “Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.”
11. West Ice Toshiba – “Miss, may nakapagsabi na ba sa iyong…ang guwapo ko?”
12. Neophyte – “Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
13. Nemotastic – “Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.”
14. Caramello – “Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”
15. Siko ni Kuya Mar – “Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”
16. YñaKì/Cyril – “Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”
17. Bien – “Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”
18. Asar – “Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”
19. Grim Vixen – “Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”
20. No name – “Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”
21. McDENZEL – “Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”
22. Duke – “Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”
23. Codename No_Codename – “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”
24. Renj – “Para kang paaralan, gusto kitang pasukan araw-araw.”
25. Blair – “Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko…para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
26. K2ytes – “Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!”
27. West Ice Toshiba – “Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!”
28. Austin Hojilla – “Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
29. Dru – “Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
30. Astroboy – “Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.”
31. Eien17 – “Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!”
32. Randy Jackstone – “Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me HOPE…and MORE.”
33. Tripleplay 23 – “Lamesa ka ba? Gusto kitang patungan eh!”
34. Amia Jo – “Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away.”
35. Amia Jo – “Para ka namang kulangot, you’re so hard to get.”
36. Amia Jo – “Baril ka ba? Patira naman, kahit isang putok lang.”
37. John Lloyd Van Damme – “Miss may ipagtatapat ako sa yo…ayan…nakatapat na.”
38. RVincent – “Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.”
39. Pole Dancer – “Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!”
40. No name – “Para kang cactus. Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.”
41. Paul Ignatius – “Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!”
42. Blitzkrieg – “Tricycle ka ba? Pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.”
43. D’ Pusher -”Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.”
44. Gracia – “Sana posporo ka at posporo ako, para match tayo.”
45. Spongebob – “Pssst…magkano?”
46. No name – “Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!”
47. No name – “Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”
48. Maverick – “Sumali ka ng contest no? Kasi PANALO ka eh!”
49. KiD BuKid – Boy: “Puwede ba kitang maimbitahan para mag pizza at sex?” Girl: “Ayoko nga!” Boy: “Ay bakit, ayaw mo ng pizza?”
50. Maximo – “Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko.”

New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

7. Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.

Please be patient - this is my first time.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines

Here are more funny pickup lines like the ones from My Amnesia Girl. Some are not as good as the others though. But still, it's a good laugh. Enjoy.

para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away

ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko

Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD

mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!

tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....

JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.

FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)

alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....

AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
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140 BEST OF THE BEST PICK UP LINES

Oops… I did it again.
Here’s yet another uber-cheesy serving of 140 of the most favorite Pinoy pickup lines. Die from an overdosage. And since today is a Hot Fudge Sunday, I am actually featuring the music video made out of stick figures and of course pickup lines.

1. Ang “Kaibigan” ay isang makahulugang salita…
   Dahit paano ang “Ibigan” kung wala “Ka”.
2. Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo…
   Pero paano mo nahahawakan ang mundo ko?
3. Bagay sa yo maging amo…
   Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
4. Hindi na ko mahuhulog sa ‘yo..
   Kasi ‘pag kasama na kita, lumulutang na ako…
5. Arc reactor ka ba?
   Di ako tatagal kapag nawala ka sa dibdib ko.
6. Ang init ngayon no?
   Dito ka sa puso ko… malamig.
7. Buti pa email…
   May attachment.
8. Marunong ka bang mag-ayos ng cellphone?
   Sira yata itong iPhone ko…
   Wala kasi yung number mo…
9. Bagyo ka ba?
   Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility
   You leave my heart in the state of calamity…
10. Para kang algebraic expression
    Minsan mahirap maintindihan
    But when you’re in the simplest form
    The best ka talaga naman
11. Hindi ka naman camera
    Pero tuwing nakikita kita
    Napapangiti ako.
12. Inii-SMALL ka ba nila…
    Inii-BIG naman kita
13. Ang LECture ba pwede maging LAB?
    Kasi I think I LEC you very much.
14. Parang wala ako sa sarili ko
    Siguro nasa iyo ako.
15. Ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo’y parang talaba
    Patay na’y nakadikit pa
16. Itutuwid ko ang landas mo
    Para sa akin ka didiresto.
17. Di mo pa nga ako binabato
    Tinatamaan na ako sa ‘yo
18. Kung maging superhero ako,
    Hindi ako si Superman,
    Hindi rin si Batman
    O si Spiderman
    I’m Your Man… KailanMan!
19. Sana magtaas din ang presyo ko
    Para minsan naman matawag mo din akong mahal.
20. Nag-review ka na ba?
    Kasi mamaya, pasasagutin na kita.
21. Matalino ka ba?
    Sige nga, sagutin mo ako.
22. Nandyan ka na pala?
    Weh? Di nga?
    Kasi kanina na sa puso lang kita
23. Isa lang naman ang gusto ko ngayong Pasko eh…
    PSP mo…
    Pasko sa Piling mo!
24. Kahit alam kong lamang ako sa kanya…
    Meron pa rin siya na wala ako – IKAW…
25. Sana formspring.me na lang ako,
    Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.
26. Maliit ba ako?
    Di kita maabot eh!
27. Diabetic ka ba?
    Kasi i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you!
28. Buti pa ang keyboard ng pc…
    Lagi magkatabi ang U and I…
29. Calculator ka ba?
    Kasi sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ako.
30. Isang beses lang kita minahal…
    Pagkatapos nun, hindi na natapos…
31. Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…
    Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko…
32. Para kang test paper,
    Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig lang sa ‘yo.
33. Para kang ice cream,
    Sweet nga…
    Malamig nga lang…
34. Hindi naman ako tubig.
    Pero bakit sila uhaw sa ‘kin
35. Facebook ka ba?
    Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh
36. Uy, teka lang. Sama ako.
    Sabi kasi nila… “Follow your dreams”
37. Pakipulot naman yung puso ko…
    Nahulog na kasi sa ‘yo
38. Alam mo, perfect ka na sana.
    Isa lang ang gusto kong palitan sa ‘yo…
    Apelyido mo.
39. Nov.1 ngayon ah…
    May dadalawin ka ba?
    Ako na lang dalawin mo!
    Tutal naman patay na patay ako sa ‘yo eh
40. Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.
    Libre ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.
41. Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…
    … Now and Forever
42. Kodigo ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko eh.
43. Ice ka ba?
    Crush kita eh
44. Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee…
    Hindi magbabago.
45. Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…
    You give me “hope” and… “more”
46. May ipagtatapat ako sa iyo…
    Ayan nakatapat na…
47. Kung malungkot ka dahil wala pa siya…
    Isipin mo na lang…
    Malungkot din ako dahil wala ka pa…
48. Saan mo gusto ikasal?
    Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…
49. Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon?
    Kasi boto mga magulang ko sa iyo eh.
50. Google ka ba?
    Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko
    Nasa iyo na eh.
51. Sana naging holdaper ka na lang.
    Kasi kahit ano, ibibigay ko.
    Basta ‘wag mo lang akong sasaktan…
52. Miss, album ka ba?
    Kasi single ako eh.
53. Lumiliit ka yata?
    Dati kasi lampas ulo kita
    Ngayon nasa puso na kita
54. Aanhin pa ba ang relo
    Kung titigil din pala ang oras sa ‘yo!
55. Tumatangkad ka yata ngayon
    Dati hanggang balikat lang kita.
    Ngayon nasa isipan na kita.
56. Unggoy ka ba?
    Kasi inakyat mo isipan ko.
    Sumabit ka pa sa puso ko!
57. Kelangan mo ng timba.
    Umaapaw ka kasi sa kagandahan.
58. Para kang alarm clock…
    Ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!
59. Isa lang naman pangarap ko eh…
    Ang maging pangarap mo.
60. May Band Aid ka ba?
    Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa ‘yo
61. Tumingin ka sa ‘kin habang nakatingin ako sa ‘yo…
    Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.
62. Sana piso ka na lang
    At 100 pesos naman ako
    Kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka
63. May kandila ka ba jan?
    Pakitirik naman dito sa dibdib ko.
    Para sa puso kong patay na patay sa ‘yo!
64. Beh, para kang utot.
    Nakakatakot pakawalan…
    Nakakamatay pag ‘pinakawalan!
65. Banban ba akong shooter?
    Kasi, I keep on missing you!
66. Maging cactus ka man,
    Handa ako masaktan,
    Mayakap ka lang.
67. Do not leave your valuable things unattended.
    Kaya dito lang ako sa tabi mo
68. Baliw man ako sa inyong paningin,
    Subukan mo lang tumingin,
    Mababaliw ka rin
69. Madumi man akong tingnan
    Malinis nman ako magmahal
70. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan.
    Malamang ako ang nasa harapan.
71. Lakwatsera ka ba?
    Kasi hanggang sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
72. Pwede na ba kitang tubusin?
    Ang laki na kasi ng interest ko sa ‘yo eh!
73. Apoy ka ba?
    Kasi… ‘alab’ you!
74. Tayong Dalawa na ba?
    Hindi. May Bukas Pa.
75. Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako,
    Eh di ‘match’ tayo.
76. Pag-ibig ko ay de-metro.
    Habang napapalayo man at napapatagal ang nararating natin
    Patuloy akong magmamahal sa ‘yo!
77. Pwede bang tayo na lang?
    Kakapagod na kasi umupo eh.
78. Hindi ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka.
    Ang akin lang, maging sa ‘yo ako.
79. Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, baby?
    Nag-iisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh.
80. Miss, miss, nilalamig ka na ba?
    Kanina ka pa kasi nakahubad sa isip ko.
81. May lahi ka ba ni Kokey?
    Kasi you’re out of this world.
82. Miss, nasasaktan ka ba?
    Saksakan ka kasi ng kagandahan eh.
83. Alam mo sa tuwing tinetext mo ako…
    Natatanggap ko naman.
84. Para kang trapik sa EDSA
    ‘Coz I can’t… move… on.
85. Miss trash can ka ba?
    Tinatanggap mo ba ang isang basurang tulad ko?
86. Ba’t kailangan mo pang sumabit?
    Kung pwede ka namang mahulog sa akin.
87. Barilin mo na ako.
    Pero ‘wag sa puso
    Dahil nandito ka… pare!
88. Ano’ng gusto mo maging paglaki mo?
    Ako, gusto kong maging…
    sa ‘yo!
89. My friend call me August
    But you can call me on 042229921
90. Bakit ang guwapo mo ngayon?
    Pautang naman
91. Bastos ka din ano?
    Pasok ka lang nang pasok.
    Di ka man lang kumakatok sa puso ko.
92. Top view
    Side view
    Bottom view
    Kahit anong view
    ‘I Love View’
93. Tinurukan ka ba ng ‘anaesthesia’
    Bakit ‘di mo maramdaman na mahal kita?
94. Pwede ka ba maghubad?
    Kasi nagtataka lang ako
    Kung paano mo naitatago
    Mga pakpak mo sa likod
95. Witch ka ba?
    Kasi you cast me under your spell
96. Aanhin pa ang bahay na bato
    Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
97. ‘Pag ako nagtayo ng negosyo,
    lahat sila bebentahan ko ng mura.
    Tama na’ng sa ‘yo lang ang magmahal
98. Ano’ng height mo?
    Pa’no ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?
99. Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
    Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko
100. Kalawang ka ba?
     Kasi unti-unri mong kinakain ang bakal na puso ko.
101. Nasa hospital ako ngayon
     Kasi hindi kinaya ng puso ko ang pagmamahal sa ‘yo
102. Para san pa ang gravity?
     Kung sa ’yo pa lang,
     Nahuhulog na ‘ko?
103. Pokemon ka ba?
     Kasi I choose you!
104. Ako nang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo.
     Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
105. I will ‘siomai’ love to you, ‘hopia’ love me too
106. Pagod na pagod ka na ba?
     Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
107. Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
     Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!…
108. Grabe, ang dami na ng mga pick-up lines ngayon.
     Wala na nga akong maisip na iba
     Kundi ikaw.
109. Pustiso ka ba?
     Kasi I can’t smile without you.
110. Bangin ka ba?
     Nahuhulog kasi ako sa ’yo
111. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle.
     Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.
112. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
     O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
113. Tumataba ka na yata ha…
     Bumibilog…
     At…
     Unti unting…
     Naging mundo ko…
114. May sira ata relo ko.
     Kapag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.
115. Nurse ka ba?
     May heart complication kasi ako..
     Either I C U or U C me …
116. Nasa Hypermarket ka ba?
     Clap clap.
     Because I’m happy to serve you.
117. May lisensya ka ba?
     ‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
118. I forgot your name.
     Can I call you ‘mine’?
119. Kaya pala walang stars sa langit.
     Kasi nandito ka
120. Uhhmmm… race track ka ba? …
     Ang ganda ng curves mo!
121. Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
     Can you subtitute my ‘x’?
122. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
     Kasi type kita.
123. Kaya mo ba akong murahin?
     Kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.
124. Miss, may payong ka?
     Umuulan kasi ngayon ng kagandahan.
125. Lecture mo ba ako?
     Lab kasi kita.
126. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
     Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
127. Kapag diniretso ko ba ‘tong daan na ito
     diretso din ba sa puso mo?
128. Tae ka ba?
     Hindi kita kasi kayang paglaruan
129. Dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo o
     Didiretso na ako sa puso mo?
130. Hindi ako mayaman para bilin ang bukas
     Pero handa ako utangin ang kahapon
     Makasama ka lang maghapon…
131. Password ka sa buhay ko…
     Di kasi kita pweding kalimutan…
     Pero pwede kitang palitan…
132. Maganda ang gising ko…
     Kasi sinama kita sa pagtulog ko…
133. Sa ‘yo na lahat ang SSS ko
     Pati PHILHEALTH ko
     Basta akin ang PAG-IBIG mo
134. Alam mo miss kung alak ka lang
     Mas malaki matitipid ko
     Kc tinititigan pa lang kita
     Tinatamaan na ko eh!!
135. Para tayong constipated
     Ang sakit kasi kung mahihiwalay tayo eh.
136. Uy, picture tayo!
     Para ma-develop tayo!
137. Pwede ba kita maging driver?
     Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
138. Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
     Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.
139. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
     Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
140. Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
     Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

New Hot Pick Up Lines

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of
chemistry and physics so important
a biological phenomenon as first love?
~Albert Einstein

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

If God is the DJ,
then Life is the dance floor;
Love is the rhythm,
and You are the music.

Love is the slowest form of suicide.

If Love is basketball
then I'm Michael Jordan!

Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.

If this is what love feels
like then give me a painkiller.

No woman should marry until
she has studied anatomy
and dissected at least one man

Guys are accessories,
until one proves he's an necessity.

Excuse me ... do you have a band-aid?
I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Corny Pick Up Lines

I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
You turn my software into hardware!
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
Wanna come back to my farm and see my big cock?
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Hi, I have big feet.
Bond....James Bond
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
(pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
You look familiar.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Hey, I'm new in town.

25 Cheessy Lines EVER

Reading pinoy cheesy lines from different social media always makes me smile. I’ve sent some of them to my fiancee and those made her laugh. So I’ve collected them for you to share with your loved ones.


001. Mag-impake ka na, pupunta tayo sa home for the Aged! Coz I wanna grow old with you.
002. Pwede bang ikaw nalang ang driver ko? Coz you’re driving me crazy
003. Geometry ba ang favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang ganda mo eh.
004. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng sirang relo? Sira ata ang relo ko eh… kasi parang tumitigil ang oras pag kasama kita.
005. Minsan gusto kitang patirin. Para mahulog ka ka na sa akin!
006. Aanhin mo pa ang bahay nyo, kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko.
007. Bakit ka ba nakasabit dyan? Pwede ka naman mahulog sa akin.
008. Bastos ka din eh no? pano naman kasi, basta basta ka nalang pumapasok sa puso ko.
009. Tapos na ba ang exam mo? pwede bang ako naman ang sagutin mo?
010. Krayola ka ba? Nang makilala kasi kita, naging makulay ang buhay ko…”
011. Bola ka ba? Ayaw kasi kitang maagaw ng iba.
012. Magaleng ka ba sa Algebra? Can you replace my “x”?
013. Alam mo para kang tae? Di kasi kita kayang paglaruan.
014. Ibibili kita ng salbabida. Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko!
015. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo. Basta ang pagaaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako!
016. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
017. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita? Hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss.
018. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita.
019. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Single kasi ako eh.
020. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
021. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
022. Excuse me… Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
023. Sana “T” na lang ako… Para i’m always right next to “U”.
024. Yosi vendor ka ba? Kasi you give me HOPE and MORE!
025. Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa puso, dalawa na lang options ko para gumaling, either ICU or U C me!