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CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES
“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy”
Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines
“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”
“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”
“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”
“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”
“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”
“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”
“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”
“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”
“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”
“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”
“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”
“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”
“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”
“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”
“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”
“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”
“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”
“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”
“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”
“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”
“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”
“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”
“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”
“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”
“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”
“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”
“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”
Filipino / Pinoy Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog
O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:
“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”
“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”
“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”
“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”
“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”
“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”
“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”
“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”
“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”
“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”
“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”
“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”
“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”
“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”
“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”
“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”
“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”
“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”
“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”
“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”
“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”
“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”
“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”
“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”
“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”
“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”
“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”
“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”
“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”
“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”
“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
Harry Potter Funny Jokes
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. I am not being repressed.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
loved your jokes!
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. I am not being repressed.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
loved your jokes!
Best Pick Up Lines
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume
the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baicarumba...are those real?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume
the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Greetings and salivations
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes
Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.
1. Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.2. Anonymous
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.3. Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.4. Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.5. Freud
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"6. Samuel Johnson
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.7. Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.8. Agatha Christie
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.9. Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.10. Melanie Clark
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.Kilig Banat Qoutes
Because you liked Tagalog Quotes post and asked for more, Here is “part two” – Cheesy Banat Edition! Note: Some Kadiri and Naughty banat* also included, not suitable for all audiences. Parental advice is recommended.
hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?
para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”
miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..
can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..
miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..
kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?
pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p
boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot
)
if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)
pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe
Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha
‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..
keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha
sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..
catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))
‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..
hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha
miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!
‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..
para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!
Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!
‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???
“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”
Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh! <nyoks>
miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh! <ngee>
oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..
centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete
apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u!
d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!
daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.
bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))
kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong
maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA…
Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.
“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ”
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.
drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh
‘Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita.’
‘Ikaw naman parang lumiliit ata! Dati kasi lagpas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita.’ ?
multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh…
magnanakaw ka noh?bkit?ninakaw mo puso ko…:))
‘Pag namatay ba ako, iiyak ka? Ngayon pa lang kasi, patay na patay na ako sa’yo eh!’
Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau? Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to
ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!
im an addict..you are the drug.
Kaw ba c Jolibee? Kasi I love u sabado, kahit buong linggo. (galing lumang commercial)
virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita hahayaang matanggal kz mas nanaisin ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…
wag mong pilitin bk pumayag.. hehe
Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo
Jejem0n kb?., edi jejem0n nrin aQ pra mAtch tau., haha!
camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako
alam mo miss pra kng google! kc lhat ng hinhanap q nsa iyo n!
Tae ka ba? D kasi kita matiis at magawang tapakan.
unggoy kba ?? bkit ?? sumasabit ka ksi sa puso ko
I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))
anong height mo? bakit? nagtataka lang ako kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko.
papasok na ako…? saan? sa puso mo..;))
i don’t have my number..can i have yours?
para kang painting. hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka..
Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
Ampalaya ka ba sa ref? Coz ur cold and bitter. Hehe.
‘ my butas ba puso mo ?? bkt ? na-trap kasi ko sa Loob, i can’t find my way out .. hehe ..
para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik
uling ka ba? nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh
Celphone ka ba? Andmi kasing gus2ng mang snatch sau! Ngpapasnatch ka naman! Sige sa kanya ka na,
paBlock na lang kta NTC pra wala ka ng silbi.
‘ hehe .. joana, confirm mu na ung friend request ko .. hehe.. tnx !
kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako
magmamahal…
tray ni joanna lalo 2loy akong na iinluv skanya .. kulangot kba?? hard to get ka ksi ..
intsik ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too.
joanna, ylanan ba talaga apelido mo? coz i didn’t know that angels have surnames…
para kang facebook! hindi kita maiwan!
cellphone ka ba? coz i cnt live w/o you! haha
mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” …..
..papupulis kita..ninakaw mO kasi ang puso ko..=p
noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
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buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!!!
ikaw ba may ari ng meralco? kasi pag kasama kita, nararamdaman ko ang spark!
taxi kba joanna ??ksi hbang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo ..
C Pepeng at Ondoy kaba? Cmula npadaan ka sa buhay ko, cnira mo lahat.
Relo kba? Lagi kc akong npapatingin sau.
smart ka ba? coz you’re simply amazing
wala na kong relo, kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!
@joanna, you’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming!
pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot. wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso
ko. yeeee ???
@kei, you’re so cool, maybe you can save the polar bears
alak ka ba? nasusuka ko sayo eh )
..magsalbabida ka nga,kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko..=p
if u dont want to see ur loved one smoking, then better find a way to make their lips busy..
i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else )
para kang chicharon! nakakahighblood ka!
@joanna: yeah baby… i just lost my teddy bear pa naman, can i sleep with you?
kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!
Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!
Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)
REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko.
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD
Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v
pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh )
Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!
Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi IKAW….
Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
Hndi ka ba napapagod? (bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at
papakin….hehe…
kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…
BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P
OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)
MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(
BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN
UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]
ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
Banat- it is a Tagalog term for a witty one-liner. Depending on situation can also be considered a pick-up line.
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hi…. can i be your textmate? i got your number from heaven, you’re an angel in disguise right?
para kang oatmeaL, you know why ?? coz’ you’re good to my heart ..
“here let me tie your shoe laces, so you won’t fall for anyone else:P..”
miss di ka ba napapagod kasi takbo ka ng takbo sa isip ko..
can i strip your clothes off? because i want to know how angels hide their wings.
sana naging kandila ka nalang…para kapag hinipan kita, dedbol kana… ahehehe..
miss, para kang kayamanan, kasi sarap mung ibaon, haha ..
kung nagugutom ako at kelangan ko ng isang taong makakapagpabusog sa aken, pde ba kitang lapitan at sabihin.. Pakagat naman kahit sa labi man lang. ” LOL?
pwede mo ba ako samahan? san? samahan HABANGBUHAY. :p
boy : “i did not kiss his girlfriend..
i just whispered something
in her mouth..” ~>hanep sa palusot
)if i were to rearrange the alphabets, i would put “U” and “I” together.:)
pag may hinahanap ka tapos tanong nya, ano ba kailangan mo “insert endearment here” sagot ko ano kelangan ko? “IKAW” hehehe
Pra kng alak..hbang tumatagal lalong sumasarap! Ay ano b un! Haha
‘ miss, pwede ba kta abutin ? ikaw kasi pangarap ko e’ .. hehe ..
keyboard k b? type kasi kita! wahahaha
sana holdaper ka na lang… para “ibibigay ko sayo lahat, wag mo lang akong sasaktan..” ooopppss.. lol..
catcher ka ba? sinasalo mo kz aq tuwingbinabato nya ako…:))
‘ haLa, akaLa ko umaga na ! LumiLiwanag kasi mundo ko pag kasama kita ..
hindi tayo TAO. . BAGAY tayo. . BAGAY na BAGAY! NYETA ang KESO mo. .haha
miss KULANGOT kba? ANG sarap MO kcng BILUGIN. . haha!
‘ pustiso kb ? coz’ i can’t smiLe without you ..
para kang centrum.. coz u complete me.. haha!!
Kandila ka sana para pwde kitang itirik sa puso kong patay na patay sayo!
‘ panu mu makikita ang taong magmamahaL sayo at makakasama mu sa habang buhay ???
“kung hindi ka nmn sa akin naka-tingin ??”
Cheese ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang ipalaman sa puso ko eh! <nyoks>
miss Pulitiko ka ba? Boto kasi parents ko sayo eh! <ngee>
oxygen kaba? feeling ko kasi mamamatay ako kung wala ka..
centrum ka ba?? coz u make my life complete
apoy kba? kc alab alab. alab u!
d ka ba nalulunkot?? nagiisa ka lng kc sa puso ko.. hahaa!!
daga ka ba? kasi ako ang pusang habol ng habol sayo.
bkit may mr right pero walang ms right?! kasi we’re all right..;))
kung may rabis ang laway mo.. handa akong
maulol, MAHALIKAN LANG KITA…
Ang araw ka ba? Kasi sau umiikot ang mundo ko.
“sana ulan ka at lupa ako, para kung ayaw mo’t sa gusto, sakin ang bagsak mo… ”
Ikaw b ang kadiliman? Wala na kasi kong makitang iba kapag andyan ka.
drugs ka ba? kasi nakakadik ka eh
‘Tumatangkad ka ah! Dati hanggang dito ka lang, ngayon nasa isip na kita.’
‘Ikaw naman parang lumiliit ata! Dati kasi lagpas ulo kita, ngayon nasa puso na kita.’ ?
multo ka ba??? kase pag naki2ta kita bumibilis tibok ng puso ko ehh…
magnanakaw ka noh?bkit?ninakaw mo puso ko…:))
‘Pag namatay ba ako, iiyak ka? Ngayon pa lang kasi, patay na patay na ako sa’yo eh!’
Pwde bang MCDO na lang tawag ko sau? Kasi nakakahiya kong sabihing, Love ko ‘to
ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ang nararanasan ko sayo ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko!
im an addict..you are the drug.
Kaw ba c Jolibee? Kasi I love u sabado, kahit buong linggo. (galing lumang commercial)
virus ka ba? kung virus k man d kita hahayaang matanggal kz mas nanaisin ko png masira sistema ko kesa mawala ka…
wag mong pilitin bk pumayag.. hehe
Di bale nang masubsob ako…Kung sasakto naman sa labi mo
Jejem0n kb?., edi jejem0n nrin aQ pra mAtch tau., haha!
camera ka ba? kasi tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako
alam mo miss pra kng google! kc lhat ng hinhanap q nsa iyo n!
Tae ka ba? D kasi kita matiis at magawang tapakan.
unggoy kba ?? bkit ?? sumasabit ka ksi sa puso ko
I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?=))
anong height mo? bakit? nagtataka lang ako kung pano ka nagkasya sa puso ko.
papasok na ako…? saan? sa puso mo..;))
i don’t have my number..can i have yours?
para kang painting. hindi kasi ako nagsasawang titigan ka..
Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
Ampalaya ka ba sa ref? Coz ur cold and bitter. Hehe.
‘ my butas ba puso mo ?? bkt ? na-trap kasi ko sa Loob, i can’t find my way out .. hehe ..
para kang libag, pilit kitang inaalis pero balik ka pa rin ng balik
uling ka ba? nagbabaga na damdamin ko sayo eh
Celphone ka ba? Andmi kasing gus2ng mang snatch sau! Ngpapasnatch ka naman! Sige sa kanya ka na,
paBlock na lang kta NTC pra wala ka ng silbi.
‘ hehe .. joana, confirm mu na ung friend request ko .. hehe.. tnx !
kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako
magmamahal…
tray ni joanna lalo 2loy akong na iinluv skanya .. kulangot kba?? hard to get ka ksi ..
intsik ka ba? kasi i’ll siomai love to you, and i hopia love me too.
joanna, ylanan ba talaga apelido mo? coz i didn’t know that angels have surnames…
para kang facebook! hindi kita maiwan!
cellphone ka ba? coz i cnt live w/o you! haha
mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, “LUCKY ME.” …..
..papupulis kita..ninakaw mO kasi ang puso ko..=p
noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
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buti pa ang biglaang lakad natutuloy, tayo hindeeee!!!
ikaw ba may ari ng meralco? kasi pag kasama kita, nararamdaman ko ang spark!
taxi kba joanna ??ksi hbang tumatagal lalo akong napapamahal sayo ..
C Pepeng at Ondoy kaba? Cmula npadaan ka sa buhay ko, cnira mo lahat.
Relo kba? Lagi kc akong npapatingin sau.
smart ka ba? coz you’re simply amazing
wala na kong relo, kasi lahat ng oras ko, binigay ko na sayo!
@joanna, you’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming!
pag nagising ka na puro pula na ang paligid mo, wag kang matakot. wala ka sa impyerno. nandito ka sa puso
ko.
yeeee ???@kei, you’re so cool, maybe you can save the polar bears
alak ka ba? nasusuka ko sayo eh
)..magsalbabida ka nga,kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-ibig ko..=p
if u dont want to see ur loved one smoking, then better find a way to make their lips busy..
i’m not feeling myself ltely, perhaps i should feel someone else
)para kang chicharon! nakakahighblood ka!
@joanna: yeah baby… i just lost my teddy bear pa naman, can i sleep with you?
kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!
Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!
Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)
REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko.
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you…
DDBanat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi…
vpra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh
)Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!
Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi IKAW….
Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
Hndi ka ba napapagod? (bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing kainin at
papakin….hehe…
kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng ksagutan…
BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P
OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)
MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(
BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN
UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]
ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
Corny Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines
Here are more funny pickup lines like the ones from My Amnesia Girl. Some are not as good as the others though. But still, it's a good laugh. Enjoy.
para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away
ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko
Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD
mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!
tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....
JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.
FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!
exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)
alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....
AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!
Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko
para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away
ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko
Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD
mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!
tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....
JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.
FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!
exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)
alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....
AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!
Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko
Corny Pick Up Lines
Love Qoutes, for all inlove people
I am a part of many e-groups and I receive lots of cute quotes on love. You those fun egroups that you signed upto when in college, and I still get plenty of Quotes and Pictures with this beautiful Cards. And there is this mailing lists that sends out a motivational Picture with nice quotes written on it. This is a list culled from those and from the net.
You can use these cute love quotes to text your friends in love, to text your love and best of all to comment on Myspace on to add these love quotes on your myspace profiles and themes.
Just the other day, I saw this
” I like this guy and he is just prefect, I just don’t know if he feels the same. ”
And I felt like crying when I got this:
“It was a normal day at the beginning, and I had no idea it was gonna be the worse day of my life. the day you said it was over.”
“Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness.”
Something condescending for you:
“Love is giving some one the power to break your heart but trusting them not to”
I guess I saw this on a hall mark card.
“What can you do when the only person who can stop your tears is the one who made you cry ”
That is the irony of love….
“Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. And who said that?” Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
It would be very appropriate to play a Mozart tune on a myspace profile adorned with cute love quotes like “Love is a friendship set to music. ”
And another cute one for you, “Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.”
“There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.”
“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”
“You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.” Change the Her to His if you are a girl and you want to use it on myspace
“When you have nothing left but love, then for the first time you become aware that love is enough.”
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. This is a very good one by Mark Twain
“Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.”
“Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime. ”
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
I have added this video from youtube, uploaded by some usercoolsukm33.
This is by far the best video I have watched on youtube. This has been watched more than 220000 times. This is absolutely fantastic.
The video is also called Cute Love Quotes
You can Submit your favorite cute love quotes below..
You can use these cute love quotes to text your friends in love, to text your love and best of all to comment on Myspace on to add these love quotes on your myspace profiles and themes.
Just the other day, I saw this
” I like this guy and he is just prefect, I just don’t know if he feels the same. ”
And I felt like crying when I got this:
“It was a normal day at the beginning, and I had no idea it was gonna be the worse day of my life. the day you said it was over.”
“Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness.”
Something condescending for you:
“Love is giving some one the power to break your heart but trusting them not to”
I guess I saw this on a hall mark card.
“What can you do when the only person who can stop your tears is the one who made you cry ”
That is the irony of love….
“Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. And who said that?” Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?
And another cute one for you, “Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.”
“There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.”
“Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ”
“You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.” Change the Her to His if you are a girl and you want to use it on myspace
“When you have nothing left but love, then for the first time you become aware that love is enough.”
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. ”
“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. This is a very good one by Mark Twain
“Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late.”
“Love is foolish … but I still might try it sometime. ”
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
I have added this video from youtube, uploaded by some usercoolsukm33.
This is by far the best video I have watched on youtube. This has been watched more than 220000 times. This is absolutely fantastic.
The video is also called Cute Love Quotes
You can Submit your favorite cute love quotes below..
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