Corny English Jokes

 

• Are you getting shorter? You seem to be inching closer to my heart.
• Excuse me, mind telling me what time it is? I must remember the exact time I met my soul mate!
• I’ve always thought happiness started with H. I just realized that all this time, it started with U.
• Let’s play something, just not hide-and-seek. This is because a guy/girl like you is really hard to find.
• You’re getting tall, aren’t you? Last time, you were at this height. Now, you’re on my mind.
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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