DOTA PICK UP LINES

Dota pick-up lines ^^

#Si Enchantress ka ba? Habang lumalayo ako sayo, mas masakit..

#Si Doom ka ba? Pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

#Si Silencer ka ba? Kapag anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

#Si Beastmaster ka ba? Maalaga ka kasi...

#Si Razor ka ba? Nakukuryente kasi puso ko sayo..

#Si Omniknight ka ba? Ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

#Si Darkterror ka ba? Tumitigil ang mundo ko tuwing kapiling kita..

#Si Phantom Lancer ka ba? Sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?

#Si Crystal Maiden ka ba? Kinikilig ako pag kasama ka..

#Si Pudge ka ba? Nahuli mo kasi puso ko..

#Frozen Throne o World Tree ka ba?? Kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan para lumaban pa...

#Ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
- Faceless Void

#Dudugo ang puso mo kapag lumayo ka sa akin...
- Bloodseeker

#Mas lumalakas ata tama ko sa yo...
- Slardar

#Bakit ba ako lagi naghahabol sa yo?
- Nerubian Weaver

#Handa akong ipagpalit ang aking buhay para sayo.
- Terrorblade

#Di mo man ako nakikita, icipin mo nasa tabi mo lang ako.
- Rikimaru

#Di ko hahayaang malayo ka sakin.
- Traxex

#Ang pag-ibig ko sa yo parang ako... Undying.
- Dirge

#Dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
- Mirana

#Nabubuhay ulit ako para sa yo.
- Leoric

#Suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
Kung kinakailangang mamatay ako kasama ka, gagawin ko.
- Techies

#Pupuntahan kita kahit saan ka man.
- Furion

#Di ako hooker.
- Pudge

#I don't want this night to end.
- Balanar

#I may be small, but I have a long range.
- Kardel

#I don't want to lose you.
- Gondar

#I may be tiny, but I can grow, grow, GROW!
- Tiny

#Baby, it's just you and me and me and me and me.
- Meepo

#Vengefull says:
"Ipagpapalit ko ang lahat para lng sayo"

Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
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2. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

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4. "I love you. I really love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
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5. "You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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6. "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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7. "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
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8. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)
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9. "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm just the postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
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Chessy Pick Up Lines

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Top 10 Reason why Couples Breal Up!

Conflict and stress are part of most love relationships. These reasons couples break up and relationships fail can help you heal and learn to love again.

Working towards a healthy love relationship is one of the most rewarding and challenging things you’ll ever do! These ten reasons couples break up and relationships fail describe the most common problems couples face.
These tips will help couples build long-term love, and help broken hearts heal after a relationship breakup.

Why Do Couples Break Up? 10 Common Reasons Relationships Fail

1. Failing to keep promises, lying, or cheating. These blatant violations of trust often result in failed relationships. If the basic trust in a love relationship is repeatedly broken, the problems accumulate and the motivation to stay together decreases. Partners in healthy relationships agree to reconcile their differences – and if they keep their promises, the relationship can stay strong. However, consistent lying, cheating, or breaking of promises can explain why relationships end.

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2. Imbalance of power. A common reason couples break up is when one partner has more decision-making power than the other. When one person usually makes the decisions about activities, friends, financial matters, household matters, holidays, and so on, the relationship can become unstable. If a sense of equality doesn’t exist, a failed relationship could be the result.
3. Acceptance of stereotypes. Mistaken gender myths include beliefs such as “Men like sex more than women” or “Women are passive” or “Men make more money than women.” If one partner believes these stereotypes, false expectations are created – resulting in higher chances of a failed relationship. An equal balance of power can save your marriage.
4. Isolation. A common reason couples break up is isolation from friends and family when the couple first gets together. Intimate love relationships based on fear and insecurity (which is why couples isolate themselves) aren’t stable, and exacerbate other problems – which can lead to a relationship breakup.
5. Lack of self-knowledge. If one or both partners aren’t in tune with their interests, needs, desires, future plans, goals, values, sexual attitudes, and preferences – then it’s difficult for them to engage in a healthy relationship. Self-knowledge helps partners communicate who they are and what they want – which can prevent the breakup of a romantic relationship. This can be a reason why couples break up, especially if they got together when they were young.

6. Low self-esteem, insecurity, and lack of self-confidence. A common reason couples break up is because one partner feels unworthy of being loved. This insecurity can lead to possessiveness and overdependence, which isn’t healthy for a love relationship. Building self-esteem and self-confidence is one way to avoid relationship failure (but each partner must do this for him or herself).
7. Excessive jealousy. “Jealousy is cited as one of the most frequent causes of the breakup of romantic relationships,” writers Roger Hock in Human Sexuality. Delusional jealousy can trigger abuse and violence, which can (and should) be why relationships end. Delusional jealousy isn’t a common problem couples face – but normal jealousy can be.
8. Ineffective communication. If both partners can’t share their thoughts, feelings, opinions, values, needs, frustrations, or even their joys, a failed relationship could result. If this was the cause of a breakup, then learning to love again could involve learning how to communicate effectively. This is a common reason for breaking up.
9. Control issues. If one partner is trying to control or manipulate the other, the love relationship can become weak – or even dangerous. This reason why relationships end may be seen in different ways, such as checking up on the partner, name-calling, threatening the partner, requiring the partner check in all the time, or not allowing any deviations from the partner’s schedule. This isn’t loving behavior, and it results in failed relationships.
10. Abuse. This is the most obvious, surefire way to reason why couples break up. Different types of abuse are attempts to gain total control over a partner. Though relationships like this should end immediately, many partners stay for various complicated reasons. Learning to love and trust again can be difficult if this is the reason the relationship ended.
Conflict and stress are part of most marriages and love relationships – but being aware of the common reasons couples break up can help them work towards a healthy love relationship.

Inspirational Qoutes

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.
John Lennon

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.
Ernest Hemingway

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
Tupac Shakur

I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke

I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.
Kobe Bryant

Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.
Colin Powell

Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'
Colin Powell

Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger.
Samuel Johnson

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~

I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~

We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
~ by Disraeli ~

We can only learn to love by loving.
~ by Iris Murdoch ~

May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.
~ by L.O. Baird ~

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.
~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~

Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ by Mother Teresa ~

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~

Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~

True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,

"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."

We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü


**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..

**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!

**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??

**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..

**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!

**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"

**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.

**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.

**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.

**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!

**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.

**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.

**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.

**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"

**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…

**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..

**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!

**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)

Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

You can have the portkey to my heart.

Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

I'd let you handle my wand any day!

Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Tagalog Love Qoutes

sabe nla unfair daw ang mundo! Pag may nagma2hal sau, pilit kng lumalayo. Pag may minamahal ka, umiiwas nmn cla. Pro bakt ganun? Nung ikaw yng minahal ko, d ka lumayO??

nsaktan ka ng nkita mng ksama ko cia, nsaktn ka ng nkta mng msaya ko sa piling nya, nsaktn ka ng malman mng mahal ko cia, wish ko lng ndi ka na masa2ktan, kc ndi mo lng alam ikw tlga mahal ko at ndi cia!!!
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.

Wag kang iiyak kahit mahalata mong masaya siya sa piling ng iba. Ni ang malungkot, iwasan mo. Malay mo, hiniling din niyang maging happy ka kahit na alam niyang hindi na pwede kasi wala na siya.
Matagal kong tinagong mahal kita. Ginawa ko ang lahat para sayo. Binigay ko na pati puso at kaluluwa ko pero hindi mo pa rin ako napansin. Ang masakit pa dun, nang naglakas loob akong sabihin sayong mahal kita, ang sinabi mo lang, "Ows? Talaga?"
Minsan ang sinasabi ng isip, iba sa nilalaman ng puso kaya pati damdamin, nalilito! Hindi malaman kung alin ang dapat sundin. Ang isip na nagsasabi ng dapat? O ang pusong nagmamahal ng tapat?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?


yokong magtanong, kasi yokong malaman. yokong malaman, kasi yokong masaktan... pero bat pa ko aayaw kung ikaw na nagsabing... yoko.. sayo.. oo, alam ko na nagkamali ako, pero ngaun alm ko na un, lam kong iniwan kta, pero matatanggap mo ba ko? khit na sbrang sakit ang nbgay ko sau? mtatanggap mo pa b ko?

love m pa ba ako? hindi na... siryoso k b... pero bakit...? pero gusto ko lang malaman mo mahal n mahal parin kita... ....tang*na...
i know dat u already found maybe d ryt person hu u think will luv u, more dan i did, dont wori, im not hurt, i'd wait, n if u come back, il just say. WAG KA MAGALALA, MAHAL PA DIN KITA!

bakit kung kailan natuto akong maghintay hindi ka dumating? bakit kung kailan natuto akong magtiis dun ka sumuko? bakit kung kailan natutunan kitang mahalin dun ka lumayo, bakit kung kailan mahal na kita saka ka nagmahal ng iba? kaya kong tuyuin ang iyong mga luha sa bawat sakit na iyong mararamdaman ngunit kailang mo kaya mapupuna ang aking luha? pareho lang tayong nasasaktan ikaw sa kanya at ako sa yo
hbang nasau ang taong mahal mo, alagaan mo...
wag mo hayaan dmatng un araw na pagcchan mo na nawala na xa, at sbhin ña sa ung,"kaw kc eh, pnabayaan mo ko..."
wen sm1 leaves u, dont hope and w8t 4 dat person to come back... feel gud about urself and say:
"nxt plz, mahaba ang pila!"
minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo. minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo, ngayon minahal mo ako, pinakawalan ko,
bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal, ngayong may mahal na akong iba?

kpg ikaw sad.. and2 lng me, kpg away k nla awy q cla ala me pkialam kng mdmi mng kaaway q, bsta alm q ur spcl kya ayw q msktan k.. kc mahal kta eh
an angel askd me 'bkit ka sad?' thinkng of u i answrd 'kc mis ko na sya e'.. den i heard d angel giggle.. i lukd up nd bgan 2 smyl nd sed "  _____, kaw pla yan'

may mga bgay n kht sau n, nwawla pa.. pro tlagng gnon! kya naisip kta. lam kng dka sakin, pro sana bago ka mwla..
malman mong, kung dka mahlga, e di sna hinayaan nlng kta.

sUm1 aSkd mE.. "if eAch pErS0n hAs aN aNgEL, y caNt wE sEe thEm?" i juz sMyLd nd sAid.. "bkt c ___, nkkta k0?"

Lht kayo nangakong d ako iiwn,mukng kaw lang ang 22pad dun..magling prn tlga ko kc nka kta pa akong gaya mo pagktps nla akong iwn laht..kla ko tlga wlang wla na ko..pro andyn ka na..ngagwa ko nnamn laht..
sbi nla pg dka mk2log me ngiicp s'yo at ngmmhal.. cgrado un taong un mis ka tlga.. kya kunD ka mk2log, sORI! di ko mapigilan eh..

Der r tyms dt m s0 kuLit dt u Lyk 2puT sc0thtape na 2 my m0uTh, mNsan im s0 isipbata dt u Lyk 2 tie me 2a tree pr0 kht ul do dat ol 2me, d kta iiwn kc love kta..
Minsan nalilito ka kung ano b ang dapat sundin ang puso ba o ang isip. Mas marami parin ang puso ang sinusunod dahil hindi ito pwedeng magkamali lalo na kung malinis at tapat ang hangarin nito

ngalit skn c Lord..sabi nya.. 'anak,kng san san kangppunta' tps,nkta nyang ksma kta.. 'o,bat ka kc lumapit dyn?' sb ko.. 'Lord,sry..kla ko kc langit e'
bkit ang tao pag love mo, iiwan ka. pag nmn iniwan mo ma2halin k.pag love mo ciang tlga,may love nmng iba bkt gnun,magulo? tulad mo--
kunwari, masya ako...kunwari, ok ako...kunwari, wla akong problma...kumwari, nsa langit ako... ok lng ba kong icpin kng kunwari mhal m ko? kunwari lng nmn eh
kLaN kyA darAtiNg uLit yUnG aRAw na tAyOy mAGkAsaMa mUli?nA tAyOy mAgiGiNg mAsaya At mAmAhAlin Pa rIn aNg iSat isA?mAghIhiNtaY pArin akO...Pro kELen nGa kAya?....aH siGUro pAg nAkAlimUtaN mO nA sIyA...
When you run I chased you You told me to stop following you, When I stopped, you got mad! Aminin mo na...IN LOVE ka rin sa akin 'no?
Naging tau nong wla na kau.. Sbi mo minahal mo sya pro mas minahal mo ko... Masaya pa nga tau d ba!!! Ngayon bumabalik sya iniwan mo ko... Ngayon pa! Na d ko na kayang mawala ka...
Lam mO hrap pag nwala ung mhal mo.. nakakalungkot, masakit,nakakamiss.. bkt ganun noh? Pgkatapos ng saya ddting din ung time na iiwan ka nia.. dun pa sa part na sobrang mahal mo na siya..
Kala ko dati malas ako.. kala ko pinagtripan ako ng mundo tapos napatingin ako sau tpos napangiti.. bkt? Kc kahit gano ako kamalas.. bawing bawi naman dhl sau!

Nung gabing un.. halos tumulo luha ko dhl skng nadarama.. nang iyong cnb "ayoko na.." masakit man icpin pro kelangan tanggapin.. hindi nmn hbang buhay kang AKIN.. =(

Iniwan kita d dhl ayoko na, d rin dhl meron akong iba, d dhl suko n ko at d rn dhl nkkpgod na.. gus2 ko lng hanapin m ang pagmamahal ko.. kc pag nasayo.. winawala mo..
Impt p b ako sau? Kc d ka na tulad ng dati.. ung swit, thoughtful, at lagi akong naaalala.. teka.. ibahin ko nlng tanong ko.. mhl m p ba ako?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?
Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive. Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.
Ang pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
If you feel so sad, lean on my shoulder. If you want to cry, eto panyo. Pero pag di mo na kaya, yakap na lang kita. Para feel mo, hindi ka nag-iisa. Nandito lang me lagi just 4u!
Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sakin, sabihin mo lang! Kaya kitang pakawalan. Tatanggapin ko kung yun rin lang. Pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita habang sinasabi, "Sakin ka babalik, ha. Pag iniwan ka na niya."
You know I like you. I even care for you. Sometimes I even think you're more than just a friend knowing na iba na ang nararamdaman ko para sayo. What if mahalin kaya kita? Wag na lang siguro. Di yata masayang magmahal mag-isa!
Nanaginip ako kagabi. Kasama daw kita. Ang saya ko nga kasi sabay daw tayong kumain tapos nagkwentuhan pa. Maya-maya, dumaan siya. Sinundan mo at naiwan ako. Hanggang sa panaginip ko ba naman siya pa rin ang mahal mo?
Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.
Sabi naman sayo, eh. Wag kang maging sweet, wag kang maglambing. Tingnan mo tuloy ngayon. Kasalanan mo to, eh! Masasaktan na naman ako kasi mahal na kita, eh. Mahal na mahal.
Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?
Ang galing ni God, no? Alam niya kung saan magiging masaya ang tao, kung saan sila pwedeng magmahal at mahalin ng totoo, kung saan yung langit dito sa mundo. Hmm. Kaya pala nilagay niya ko malapit sayo

15 Funny Geeky Pick Up Lines

I just finished watching the season finale of The Big Bang Theory, and I think I am still a bit hung over from spending hours with Sheldon, Leonard, Wolowitz and Raj. When I ran across the site Pick Up Lines Galore, I couldn’t help but think of the third person in that list. They have all sorts of pick up lines – geeky ones being at the top of the list.
Not surprisingly, I found myself searching Google for other funny geeky pick up lines. Here are 15 of the best that I found.
1. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
2. You’re more special than relativity.
3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
4. “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
5. Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
6. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
7. Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
8. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
9. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
10. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
11. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
12. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
13. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
14. You compute me.
15. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Now I wouldn’t really recommend that you guys use these lines in the real world. Then again, you never know what results you might get!

Corny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.

Please be patient - this is my first time.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Even More Cheesy Tagalog Pickup Lines

Here are more funny pickup lines like the ones from My Amnesia Girl. Some are not as good as the others though. But still, it's a good laugh. Enjoy.

para akong utot coz i'll take ur breath away.....and for sure i'll always take ur breath away

ketchup ka ba....bakit...
kasi hanap hanap ka ng hotdog ko

Hey! Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit..
Why?
'Cause I'm planning to save all my LOVE for you..XD

mULto kba??
kasE pag nKikita kita bUmiBiLis tibOk
nG pUso ko eihHh...!

tubig is water ilog is river combine them together, i love you for ever.....

JAPAN kba? eh pano kc you're the land of my rising sun.

FREEZER ka ba ???
- tinitigasan kasi ako sa yo e !!

exchange gift tayo. sakin ka at sayo naman ako. :)

alam mo para kang bato!
baket?..
kase you ROCK MY WORLD....

AMPALAYA KABA?
kase kahit anung pait sinapit ko sau..
kaw parin sustansya hinahanap ng puso ko!

Ang kapal naman ng mukha mo!!
di pa nga tayo magkakilala pumasok ka na sa puso ko

140 BEST OF THE BEST PICK UP LINES

Oops… I did it again.
Here’s yet another uber-cheesy serving of 140 of the most favorite Pinoy pickup lines. Die from an overdosage. And since today is a Hot Fudge Sunday, I am actually featuring the music video made out of stick figures and of course pickup lines.

1. Ang “Kaibigan” ay isang makahulugang salita…
   Dahit paano ang “Ibigan” kung wala “Ka”.
2. Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo…
   Pero paano mo nahahawakan ang mundo ko?
3. Bagay sa yo maging amo…
   Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
4. Hindi na ko mahuhulog sa ‘yo..
   Kasi ‘pag kasama na kita, lumulutang na ako…
5. Arc reactor ka ba?
   Di ako tatagal kapag nawala ka sa dibdib ko.
6. Ang init ngayon no?
   Dito ka sa puso ko… malamig.
7. Buti pa email…
   May attachment.
8. Marunong ka bang mag-ayos ng cellphone?
   Sira yata itong iPhone ko…
   Wala kasi yung number mo…
9. Bagyo ka ba?
   Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility
   You leave my heart in the state of calamity…
10. Para kang algebraic expression
    Minsan mahirap maintindihan
    But when you’re in the simplest form
    The best ka talaga naman
11. Hindi ka naman camera
    Pero tuwing nakikita kita
    Napapangiti ako.
12. Inii-SMALL ka ba nila…
    Inii-BIG naman kita
13. Ang LECture ba pwede maging LAB?
    Kasi I think I LEC you very much.
14. Parang wala ako sa sarili ko
    Siguro nasa iyo ako.
15. Ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo’y parang talaba
    Patay na’y nakadikit pa
16. Itutuwid ko ang landas mo
    Para sa akin ka didiresto.
17. Di mo pa nga ako binabato
    Tinatamaan na ako sa ‘yo
18. Kung maging superhero ako,
    Hindi ako si Superman,
    Hindi rin si Batman
    O si Spiderman
    I’m Your Man… KailanMan!
19. Sana magtaas din ang presyo ko
    Para minsan naman matawag mo din akong mahal.
20. Nag-review ka na ba?
    Kasi mamaya, pasasagutin na kita.
21. Matalino ka ba?
    Sige nga, sagutin mo ako.
22. Nandyan ka na pala?
    Weh? Di nga?
    Kasi kanina na sa puso lang kita
23. Isa lang naman ang gusto ko ngayong Pasko eh…
    PSP mo…
    Pasko sa Piling mo!
24. Kahit alam kong lamang ako sa kanya…
    Meron pa rin siya na wala ako – IKAW…
25. Sana formspring.me na lang ako,
    Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.
26. Maliit ba ako?
    Di kita maabot eh!
27. Diabetic ka ba?
    Kasi i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you!
28. Buti pa ang keyboard ng pc…
    Lagi magkatabi ang U and I…
29. Calculator ka ba?
    Kasi sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ako.
30. Isang beses lang kita minahal…
    Pagkatapos nun, hindi na natapos…
31. Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…
    Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko…
32. Para kang test paper,
    Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig lang sa ‘yo.
33. Para kang ice cream,
    Sweet nga…
    Malamig nga lang…
34. Hindi naman ako tubig.
    Pero bakit sila uhaw sa ‘kin
35. Facebook ka ba?
    Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh
36. Uy, teka lang. Sama ako.
    Sabi kasi nila… “Follow your dreams”
37. Pakipulot naman yung puso ko…
    Nahulog na kasi sa ‘yo
38. Alam mo, perfect ka na sana.
    Isa lang ang gusto kong palitan sa ‘yo…
    Apelyido mo.
39. Nov.1 ngayon ah…
    May dadalawin ka ba?
    Ako na lang dalawin mo!
    Tutal naman patay na patay ako sa ‘yo eh
40. Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.
    Libre ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.
41. Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…
    … Now and Forever
42. Kodigo ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko eh.
43. Ice ka ba?
    Crush kita eh
44. Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee…
    Hindi magbabago.
45. Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…
    You give me “hope” and… “more”
46. May ipagtatapat ako sa iyo…
    Ayan nakatapat na…
47. Kung malungkot ka dahil wala pa siya…
    Isipin mo na lang…
    Malungkot din ako dahil wala ka pa…
48. Saan mo gusto ikasal?
    Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…
49. Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon?
    Kasi boto mga magulang ko sa iyo eh.
50. Google ka ba?
    Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko
    Nasa iyo na eh.
51. Sana naging holdaper ka na lang.
    Kasi kahit ano, ibibigay ko.
    Basta ‘wag mo lang akong sasaktan…
52. Miss, album ka ba?
    Kasi single ako eh.
53. Lumiliit ka yata?
    Dati kasi lampas ulo kita
    Ngayon nasa puso na kita
54. Aanhin pa ba ang relo
    Kung titigil din pala ang oras sa ‘yo!
55. Tumatangkad ka yata ngayon
    Dati hanggang balikat lang kita.
    Ngayon nasa isipan na kita.
56. Unggoy ka ba?
    Kasi inakyat mo isipan ko.
    Sumabit ka pa sa puso ko!
57. Kelangan mo ng timba.
    Umaapaw ka kasi sa kagandahan.
58. Para kang alarm clock…
    Ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!
59. Isa lang naman pangarap ko eh…
    Ang maging pangarap mo.
60. May Band Aid ka ba?
    Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa ‘yo
61. Tumingin ka sa ‘kin habang nakatingin ako sa ‘yo…
    Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.
62. Sana piso ka na lang
    At 100 pesos naman ako
    Kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka
63. May kandila ka ba jan?
    Pakitirik naman dito sa dibdib ko.
    Para sa puso kong patay na patay sa ‘yo!
64. Beh, para kang utot.
    Nakakatakot pakawalan…
    Nakakamatay pag ‘pinakawalan!
65. Banban ba akong shooter?
    Kasi, I keep on missing you!
66. Maging cactus ka man,
    Handa ako masaktan,
    Mayakap ka lang.
67. Do not leave your valuable things unattended.
    Kaya dito lang ako sa tabi mo
68. Baliw man ako sa inyong paningin,
    Subukan mo lang tumingin,
    Mababaliw ka rin
69. Madumi man akong tingnan
    Malinis nman ako magmahal
70. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan.
    Malamang ako ang nasa harapan.
71. Lakwatsera ka ba?
    Kasi hanggang sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
72. Pwede na ba kitang tubusin?
    Ang laki na kasi ng interest ko sa ‘yo eh!
73. Apoy ka ba?
    Kasi… ‘alab’ you!
74. Tayong Dalawa na ba?
    Hindi. May Bukas Pa.
75. Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako,
    Eh di ‘match’ tayo.
76. Pag-ibig ko ay de-metro.
    Habang napapalayo man at napapatagal ang nararating natin
    Patuloy akong magmamahal sa ‘yo!
77. Pwede bang tayo na lang?
    Kakapagod na kasi umupo eh.
78. Hindi ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka.
    Ang akin lang, maging sa ‘yo ako.
79. Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, baby?
    Nag-iisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh.
80. Miss, miss, nilalamig ka na ba?
    Kanina ka pa kasi nakahubad sa isip ko.
81. May lahi ka ba ni Kokey?
    Kasi you’re out of this world.
82. Miss, nasasaktan ka ba?
    Saksakan ka kasi ng kagandahan eh.
83. Alam mo sa tuwing tinetext mo ako…
    Natatanggap ko naman.
84. Para kang trapik sa EDSA
    ‘Coz I can’t… move… on.
85. Miss trash can ka ba?
    Tinatanggap mo ba ang isang basurang tulad ko?
86. Ba’t kailangan mo pang sumabit?
    Kung pwede ka namang mahulog sa akin.
87. Barilin mo na ako.
    Pero ‘wag sa puso
    Dahil nandito ka… pare!
88. Ano’ng gusto mo maging paglaki mo?
    Ako, gusto kong maging…
    sa ‘yo!
89. My friend call me August
    But you can call me on 042229921
90. Bakit ang guwapo mo ngayon?
    Pautang naman
91. Bastos ka din ano?
    Pasok ka lang nang pasok.
    Di ka man lang kumakatok sa puso ko.
92. Top view
    Side view
    Bottom view
    Kahit anong view
    ‘I Love View’
93. Tinurukan ka ba ng ‘anaesthesia’
    Bakit ‘di mo maramdaman na mahal kita?
94. Pwede ka ba maghubad?
    Kasi nagtataka lang ako
    Kung paano mo naitatago
    Mga pakpak mo sa likod
95. Witch ka ba?
    Kasi you cast me under your spell
96. Aanhin pa ang bahay na bato
    Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
97. ‘Pag ako nagtayo ng negosyo,
    lahat sila bebentahan ko ng mura.
    Tama na’ng sa ‘yo lang ang magmahal
98. Ano’ng height mo?
    Pa’no ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?
99. Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
    Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko
100. Kalawang ka ba?
     Kasi unti-unri mong kinakain ang bakal na puso ko.
101. Nasa hospital ako ngayon
     Kasi hindi kinaya ng puso ko ang pagmamahal sa ‘yo
102. Para san pa ang gravity?
     Kung sa ’yo pa lang,
     Nahuhulog na ‘ko?
103. Pokemon ka ba?
     Kasi I choose you!
104. Ako nang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo.
     Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
105. I will ‘siomai’ love to you, ‘hopia’ love me too
106. Pagod na pagod ka na ba?
     Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
107. Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
     Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!…
108. Grabe, ang dami na ng mga pick-up lines ngayon.
     Wala na nga akong maisip na iba
     Kundi ikaw.
109. Pustiso ka ba?
     Kasi I can’t smile without you.
110. Bangin ka ba?
     Nahuhulog kasi ako sa ’yo
111. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle.
     Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.
112. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
     O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
113. Tumataba ka na yata ha…
     Bumibilog…
     At…
     Unti unting…
     Naging mundo ko…
114. May sira ata relo ko.
     Kapag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.
115. Nurse ka ba?
     May heart complication kasi ako..
     Either I C U or U C me …
116. Nasa Hypermarket ka ba?
     Clap clap.
     Because I’m happy to serve you.
117. May lisensya ka ba?
     ‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
118. I forgot your name.
     Can I call you ‘mine’?
119. Kaya pala walang stars sa langit.
     Kasi nandito ka
120. Uhhmmm… race track ka ba? …
     Ang ganda ng curves mo!
121. Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
     Can you subtitute my ‘x’?
122. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
     Kasi type kita.
123. Kaya mo ba akong murahin?
     Kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.
124. Miss, may payong ka?
     Umuulan kasi ngayon ng kagandahan.
125. Lecture mo ba ako?
     Lab kasi kita.
126. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
     Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
127. Kapag diniretso ko ba ‘tong daan na ito
     diretso din ba sa puso mo?
128. Tae ka ba?
     Hindi kita kasi kayang paglaruan
129. Dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo o
     Didiretso na ako sa puso mo?
130. Hindi ako mayaman para bilin ang bukas
     Pero handa ako utangin ang kahapon
     Makasama ka lang maghapon…
131. Password ka sa buhay ko…
     Di kasi kita pweding kalimutan…
     Pero pwede kitang palitan…
132. Maganda ang gising ko…
     Kasi sinama kita sa pagtulog ko…
133. Sa ‘yo na lahat ang SSS ko
     Pati PHILHEALTH ko
     Basta akin ang PAG-IBIG mo
134. Alam mo miss kung alak ka lang
     Mas malaki matitipid ko
     Kc tinititigan pa lang kita
     Tinatamaan na ko eh!!
135. Para tayong constipated
     Ang sakit kasi kung mahihiwalay tayo eh.
136. Uy, picture tayo!
     Para ma-develop tayo!
137. Pwede ba kita maging driver?
     Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
138. Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
     Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.
139. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
     Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
140. Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
     Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

34 Pick Up lines ng Bisdak!

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..
15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..
18. I’m a bee..
*** can you be my honey??
19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..
21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..
22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..
25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..
26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..
27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!
29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!
31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
*** para i’m always right next to “U”
32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
34. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…

New Hot Pick Up Lines

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of
chemistry and physics so important
a biological phenomenon as first love?
~Albert Einstein

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

If God is the DJ,
then Life is the dance floor;
Love is the rhythm,
and You are the music.

Love is the slowest form of suicide.

If Love is basketball
then I'm Michael Jordan!

Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.

If this is what love feels
like then give me a painkiller.

No woman should marry until
she has studied anatomy
and dissected at least one man

Guys are accessories,
until one proves he's an necessity.

Excuse me ... do you have a band-aid?
I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Top 100 Pick up Lines

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would you like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar"> He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
37. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
38. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? (female version)
or
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.


Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
41. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
42. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
43. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
44. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
45. Say, did we go to different schools together?
46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
47. Wow! Are those real?
48. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
49. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon
50. I'll bet you  50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
51. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
52. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"
53. Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
54. That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too.
55. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
56. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
58. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
59. (Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
60. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
61. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
62. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
63. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
64. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
65. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
66. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
67. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
69. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
70. You know what would look good on you? Me
71. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
72. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
73. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
74. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
75. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
76. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
77. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
78. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
79. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?

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 Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 80. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap"> HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
81. Are you as good as your mother?
82. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
83. I have a two minute recovery time.
84. Didn't I do your sister?
85. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
86. F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
87. Yo. You'll do.
88. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
89. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
90. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
91. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
92. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
93. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":"> Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
94. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
95. Do you want to see something swell?
96. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
97. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
98. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
99. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
100. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

New Hot Pick Up Lines

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

"Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass."

"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"

"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."

"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."

"Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had."

"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous."

"Can I even get a fake number?"

"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents."

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."

"I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"

"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)

"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic

"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk

"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F

"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."

"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"

"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."

"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?" - submitted by DZINERLUV

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "

"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "

"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "

"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "

"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "

"When God made you, he was showing off."

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "

"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."

"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"

Anime Pick Up Lines

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Do they make you in hug pillow?

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"

Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"

Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.