DOTA PICK UP LINES

Dota pick-up lines ^^

#Si Enchantress ka ba? Habang lumalayo ako sayo, mas masakit..

#Si Doom ka ba? Pag-anjan ka, mainit paligid ko..

#Si Silencer ka ba? Kapag anjan ka, natatahimik ako..

#Si Beastmaster ka ba? Maalaga ka kasi...

#Si Razor ka ba? Nakukuryente kasi puso ko sayo..

#Si Omniknight ka ba? Ikaw ang aking Guardian Angel..

#Si Darkterror ka ba? Tumitigil ang mundo ko tuwing kapiling kita..

#Si Phantom Lancer ka ba? Sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?

#Si Crystal Maiden ka ba? Kinikilig ako pag kasama ka..

#Si Pudge ka ba? Nahuli mo kasi puso ko..

#Frozen Throne o World Tree ka ba?? Kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan para lumaban pa...

#Ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
- Faceless Void

#Dudugo ang puso mo kapag lumayo ka sa akin...
- Bloodseeker

#Mas lumalakas ata tama ko sa yo...
- Slardar

#Bakit ba ako lagi naghahabol sa yo?
- Nerubian Weaver

#Handa akong ipagpalit ang aking buhay para sayo.
- Terrorblade

#Di mo man ako nakikita, icipin mo nasa tabi mo lang ako.
- Rikimaru

#Di ko hahayaang malayo ka sakin.
- Traxex

#Ang pag-ibig ko sa yo parang ako... Undying.
- Dirge

#Dahil sau, napapatalon ako sa saya..
- Mirana

#Nabubuhay ulit ako para sa yo.
- Leoric

#Suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
Kung kinakailangang mamatay ako kasama ka, gagawin ko.
- Techies

#Pupuntahan kita kahit saan ka man.
- Furion

#Di ako hooker.
- Pudge

#I don't want this night to end.
- Balanar

#I may be small, but I have a long range.
- Kardel

#I don't want to lose you.
- Gondar

#I may be tiny, but I can grow, grow, GROW!
- Tiny

#Baby, it's just you and me and me and me and me.
- Meepo

#Vengefull says:
"Ipagpapalit ko ang lahat para lng sayo"

How to make one's laugh ^_^

1. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

4. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

6. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

8. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

9. My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

10. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

11. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

12. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

13. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

14. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

16. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

17. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

20. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

21. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

22. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

23. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

24. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

26. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

27. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

28. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

29. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

34. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

35. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

36. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

37. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

39. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

40. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

41. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.

42. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

43. If you were a steak you would be well done.

44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

45. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 

Dota Pick Up Lines

Baby do you have a basher? Cause you're a stunner!

As Tide gushes on Lina, can I gush on you?

Are you Pudge? Cause you've got me hooked!

Are you Enchantress? Everytime I'm farther away, the more it hurts


Are you Pudge? Because The Closer I get in touching you the closer I die with you


baby, are you related to QOP, coz your ass is purrrfect!  lol

Are you wearing Mask of Madness, coz you sure are insane!
Oh wait-

baby, are you Mortred, coz you got my dagger stiff! 


omniknight- i am your guardian angel

viper- i walk slowly when you are there

rikimaru- you cannot see me, just always think that im right beside you

Skele king- i will rise again,and again just for you

sand king- my world is shaking if your there

Tower- just stay in here ill protect you

Doom Bringer- i have nothing to do if you are there

Roshan- i will wait for you, even if it takes long

Fountain of life- my strength is back if you are there

item shop- i will give you everything

FAceless void- my time stops of you are there

TB- i will exchange my life just for you...

Bloodseeker- its hard to stay away from you

Brood- dont hide to me, i know your there

Venge- please dont exchange me with someone else

bristleback- its painful if you show your back to me

Radiance- its painful when you are there

Cleaver Qoutes and Sayings

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
 
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its
weight a little.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

Pressure makes diamonds.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Justin Bieber Pick Up Lines

PICK UP LINE #1
Bieber: You guys are the greatest fans.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: I will do anything to make you happy.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14 year old girl shouting: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU BIEBER!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: Because when you smile, I smile.
Then he starts singing the song U SMILE. How clever!!!!

Another Bieber line:
Bieber: Who wants to be my girl? Let me see….
Girls ( aged 10 to 40): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bieber: Well tonight there will be one less lonely girl.
Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pick me!!! Bieber!!!! Justin I love you!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Another classic but not from Bieber but his fans:
Poreotics ( winner of America’s Best Dance Crew): Do you want more? Do you want to see more of Poreotics?
Crowd: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bieber! Bieber! Bieber!!!

Another one: Bieber’s last song……..
Bieber: Thank you and goodnight Manila
Bieber exits. Crowd shouts more
Screen: Do you want more
Screaming!!!!!!
Screen: Do you really want more????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Screen: Louder!!!!
Bieber comes out. What song do you want to hear?
Crowd: Baby!!!!!!!
Bieber plays the crowd and started singing rock a bye baby. Women found it cute. I didn;t know what was happening. Then he sings Britney’s baby one more time. Women started screaming louder and laughing. He is so cute!!!!

Chessy Pick Up Lines

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Inspirational Qoutes

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.
John Lennon

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.
Ernest Hemingway

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
Tupac Shakur

I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke

I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.
Kobe Bryant

Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.
Colin Powell

Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'
Colin Powell

Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger.
Samuel Johnson

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~

I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~

The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~

Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~

We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
~ by Disraeli ~

We can only learn to love by loving.
~ by Iris Murdoch ~

May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.
~ by L.O. Baird ~

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~

The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.
~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~

Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ by Mother Teresa ~

The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~

Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~

True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,

"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."

We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü


**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..

**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!

**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??

**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..

**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!

**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"

**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.

**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.

**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.

**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!

**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.

**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.

**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.

**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"

**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…

**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..

**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!

**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)

Harry Potter Funny Jokes

I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.

16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."

21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."

22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".

25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.

26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. Sirius Black is not #24601.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. I am not being repressed.

35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'

loved your jokes!

CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF

Girl: If you were a thing what would you be?

Guy: Your EVERYTHING.


bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!! 


Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.

me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!


may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...



me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???





me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..


me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.

habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.


Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...

Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."




my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,

me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..





bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!

cheezyyy! 

10 broken heart qoutes

10. Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you’re lonely remember it’s true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
9. I still run, I still swing open the door, I still think, you’ll be there like before. Doesn’t everybody out there know to never come around? Some things a heart won’t listen to, I’m still holding out for you.
8. I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn’t need you. I was finally accepting a life without you. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all.
7. There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.

6. When you are alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers remember that in those spaces. You can see my fingers locked with forever.
5. Someone asked me what the happiest day of my life was, as I closed my eyes and felt a tear slide down my face I thought back to the day where you first told me you loved me.
4. The worst part about falling out of love, is wondering if you’ll ever open up that far again.. I just have to know .. do you ever miss me, do I ever just randomly enter your mind.
3. The feeling I get when I see you in my dreams is full of joy. ‘Cause even though I can’t see, have, hear you in reality. It feels good to know I can in my dreams.
2. I cry, but not because I need you back, Not because I want you but because I finally realize I’m learning how to let you go.
1. There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.

Transformer's Pick Up Line

"Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?"

"I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?"

"If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix".

"There's a lot more than meets the eye".

"Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster".
 
"Do you want the touch? Do you want the power?! YEEEAH!!!"

"My key inserted into your Vecto Sigma = Auto(e)botic bliss." 

"I'll make ya starscream for more"

"wanna see my Magnus hammer?"

"are u into energon necklaces? 

"Baa Weep Gra na Deep Witmy dong"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area"

" Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?"

"I am transformed."


You want if I should Thrust my Ramjet in your Shothole until you Discharge?

Why not give me a Whirl? I'll guarantee you'll feel a good Shockwave.

Girl:Give me your Hot Rod for a really Hot Shot
Guy:Be careful,you wouldn't want to get a Tight Shot into your Deadeye.

I want to Overrun your Deepdive...I'll make sure you'll become Spastic.

How Romantic you are?

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

• If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
• You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
• Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
• Are there any more like you at home?
• Do you come here often?
• I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
• I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
• (Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
• People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
• Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
• I’d like to give you CPR!
• A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
• Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
• (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
• Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
• Will you be my neighbor?
• Tonight’s the night, right?
• My wife doesn’t understand me.
• Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
• Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
• Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
• You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
• I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
• Don’t let me be the one that got away!
• I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
• Hey, baby! What’s happening!
• Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

How Romantic you are?

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

SHORT FUNNY QOUTES EVER

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda


"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford


"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

Top 10 DOTA PICK UP LINES

1. Si Enchantress k b kc d kta kayang takasan masakit kasi impetus
2. Si Bloodseeker k b kc ang hirap lumayo sau bawal tumakbo nka rupture
3. Ang hirap tlga pag may kakampi kang Tiny pilit tayong pinag tatabi na
   
4. Sana ikaw n lng ung frozen throne d kta kayang isuko
5. Ako kasi si Rikimaru kaya isipin mu lagi mu lng akong ksama Wahaha level 6 na! nakainvi mode
6. Ikaw ba si sand king pag k pasok mu s puso q niyanig mu agad e Epicenter agad!
7. Huwag ka matakot aq c Skeleton king kahit mamatay aq mabubuhay aq para sau.
8. Ikaw Ba si Sven kc grabe k ang lakas mu s aken. Wahaha Gods Strength
9. Sana neutral creeps na lng ako para gawin mong alaga.
   
10. Sige kaw n parati mag lasthit para ikaw n ung top 1 s dota lalo n s puso q.

Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

New Tagalog Pick up Lines

1. Czarovic – “Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
2. Nakakapagpabagabag – “Sana Facebook status ka nalang, para puwede kitang i-like.”
3. Kuya Tot – “Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.”
4. Hannahbeh – “Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo nalang mag-on.”
5. No name – “Noodles ka ba? Kasi lucky me.”
6. Drent – “Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad. Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas. Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.”
7. Specialist – “Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.”
8. No name – “Para kang holdaper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa yo, wag mo lang akong saktan.”
9. Astroboy – Boy: “Anong Tagalog ng ‘I love you’?” Girl: “Mahal kita.” Boy: “Mahal din kita.”
10. Nemotastic – “Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.”
11. West Ice Toshiba – “Miss, may nakapagsabi na ba sa iyong…ang guwapo ko?”
12. Neophyte – “Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
13. Nemotastic – “Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.”
14. Caramello – “Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”
15. Siko ni Kuya Mar – “Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”
16. YñaKì/Cyril – “Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”
17. Bien – “Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”
18. Asar – “Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”
19. Grim Vixen – “Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”
20. No name – “Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”
21. McDENZEL – “Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”
22. Duke – “Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”
23. Codename No_Codename – “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”
24. Renj – “Para kang paaralan, gusto kitang pasukan araw-araw.”
25. Blair – “Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko…para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
26. K2ytes – “Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!”
27. West Ice Toshiba – “Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!”
28. Austin Hojilla – “Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
29. Dru – “Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
30. Astroboy – “Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.”
31. Eien17 – “Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!”
32. Randy Jackstone – “Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me HOPE…and MORE.”
33. Tripleplay 23 – “Lamesa ka ba? Gusto kitang patungan eh!”
34. Amia Jo – “Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away.”
35. Amia Jo – “Para ka namang kulangot, you’re so hard to get.”
36. Amia Jo – “Baril ka ba? Patira naman, kahit isang putok lang.”
37. John Lloyd Van Damme – “Miss may ipagtatapat ako sa yo…ayan…nakatapat na.”
38. RVincent – “Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.”
39. Pole Dancer – “Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!”
40. No name – “Para kang cactus. Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.”
41. Paul Ignatius – “Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!”
42. Blitzkrieg – “Tricycle ka ba? Pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.”
43. D’ Pusher -”Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.”
44. Gracia – “Sana posporo ka at posporo ako, para match tayo.”
45. Spongebob – “Pssst…magkano?”
46. No name – “Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!”
47. No name – “Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”
48. Maverick – “Sumali ka ng contest no? Kasi PANALO ka eh!”
49. KiD BuKid – Boy: “Puwede ba kitang maimbitahan para mag pizza at sex?” Girl: “Ayoko nga!” Boy: “Ay bakit, ayaw mo ng pizza?”
50. Maximo – “Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko.”

Best Pick Up Lines

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume
the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Greetings and salivations

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.