Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)
- If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
- You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
- Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
- Are there any more like you at home?
- Do you come here often?
- I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
- I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
- (Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
- People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
- Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
- I’d like to give you CPR!
- A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
- Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
- (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
- Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
- Will you be my neighbor?
- Tonight’s the night, right?
- My wife doesn’t understand me.
- Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
- Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
- Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
- You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
- I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
- Don’t let me be the one that got away!
- I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
- Hey, baby! What’s happening!
- Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!
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