Best Pick Up Lines

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume
the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Greetings and salivations

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes

Here are some really funny love quotes from famous authors. I particularly like a quote by Woody Allen: I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. Find below the top 10 collection of really funny love quotes. I promise you, this page will leave you smiling.

1. Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

2. Anonymous

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

3. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

4. Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

5. Freud

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"

6. Samuel Johnson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

7. Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.

8. Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

9. Albert Einstein

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

10. Melanie Clark

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

TIPS Read 2000 romantic questions you can ask your girlfriend

Some of the sweet things you can tell your sweetheart are as follows:

1. I love your smile and the way you make me smile.
2. I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.
3. You just make me feel so good.
4. I will call you honey, darling, sweetheart...
5. You are the best, you are amazing!
6. I can’t get enough of you...You drive me wild!
7. You know me so well, inside and out.
8. I love you so much...
9. I love you with my heart and soul...
10. I love everything about you, inward and outward
11. You make me laugh all the time!
12. You keep my spirits so high
13. You have a wonderful sense of humour, you are so funny...
14. I love the way you brighten up a room...  
15. I love the way you love me
16. I love the way you make me feel
17. You make me feel at the top of the world!
18. I never want you to stop loving me
19. I cherish your love for me
20. I don’t know what I would do without you in my life
21. You fill my world with hope and love...
22. You complete me so well
23. You make me feel so special and lucky
24. I need you so badly...
25. You just made my day
26. You make my days beautiful and nights wonderful
27. I can’t get enough of your hugs and kisses...
28. I am sorry if I ever hurt you
29. I promise to love and cherish you forever
30. You are the one for me, my soul mate...
31. I don’t need anyone else in my life
32. You satisfy me completely
33. Marry me and make me the luckiest man in the world!
34. I have always loved you and will always love you
35. I miss you terribly.
36. I am so lonely without you...
37. My world is empty without you.
38. I can’t wait to be with you.
39. I want to be with you forever.
40. I love the way you hold me.
41. I cannot bear to part with you for so long.
42. I feel like I am dreaming when I am with you.
43.  I have never been loved like this before...
44. I would like to wake up next to you forever.
45. It hurts to see you in pain.
46. I’d rather not be with anyone than you.
47. You are my Juliet.
48. A kiss for your every wish
49. You have changed my life completely
50. I can’t be thankful enough for the time we have been together...
51. I will lay down my life for you!
52. I’d rather not live than live without your love.
53. I love the way you look up to me.
54. I trust you with all my heart
55.  I can't thank you enough for your love...
56. I cannot express my love for your love completely.
57. ‘I love you’ is not enough to describe my feelings for you.
58. You make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world
59.  I enjoy every moment with you.
60. You make every other girl pale in comparison.

The main thing to remember is that she is special and she must be made to feel special. You must be perfectly honest with your feelings and do not say 'I love you' if you do not mean it. All the endearments knit you closer together. Verbally expressing your love is important, as many a love affair doesn't make it to the altar because the man didn't say as much as he should have. A girl must be made to feel beautiful, special, wanted and loved. So if you are tongue-tied usually, learn these endearments and quote them at appropriate moments so as to pleasantly surprise your girlfriend and make her feel wonderful.

Corny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.

I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?

A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.

Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.

Please be patient - this is my first time.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Love Text for you

Never Underestimate The Pain Of A Person
Because Everyone Is Struggling Through It.

It's Just, Some People Hide It Better Than Others..
because everyone is struggling through it.

It's just, some people hide it better than others...




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When I was sad you were not here,
I was all broken but you didn't care,

You forgot that I have got heart too,
Though it was always busy loving you..!




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I Don't Know Why I'm So Afraid To Lose U When U R Not Even Mine.
I Don't know Why I Luv U So When U Don't Even Luv Me.
I Don't Know Why U R The
One When I'm Just A Someone To U...




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I trustedyou with my heart
I handed it over and said
Be careful
Don't break it
And you said you wouldn't
Right after that you shattered it
Anonomous.


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Many parts to my broken heart
From the day when it felt apart.
My whole world came crashing down
But its fell with out a sound.

All the love that you stole
Left me standing in a hole.
From the day my world fell apart
I'm standing here with a broken heart.


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I want to feel your touch
O my skin.
I want to hear your voice
Whisper in my ear.
I want you to love me
Like i loved you.
I want you to hurt like
I have been hurting..
I wish fairy tales were true
Because you.
Would have saved my heart not
Broken it in two.


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Once it's broken so
Many times
You start to lose peices
So it's just best, if i keep
It to myself for now on
Before i lose too much
I'm already in too deep.


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No one ever said that life is easy
There will always be someone who will
Breakyour heart
You may be sooo depressed you
Just sit in the corner and cry
For hours.
But you just have to
Remember
Life Goes On.


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Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai?
Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai?
Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin!
Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?


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The Worst Feeling Isn't
Being Lonely .
Its Being Forgotten By
Someone You Could Never Forget .
' LoSt DeSiRe '


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Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.


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Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some paths have to be crossed alone,
So never be emotionally attached with anyone.
You never know when you have to walk alone


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What is more painful?
When a person whom you trust, hurts you
Or
The person whom you hurt, still trusts you?
Just
Think .... ..!


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Break my heart
destroy my soul
and
leave me crying
i'd still love you
and
i won't expect you to
love me in return ....


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Some broken heart may never mend
Some memories may never end
Some wet tears may never dry
But my love for you will never die


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Gungunatey huye aanchal ki hava de mujhko,
Ungliyaan pher kar balon mein, sula de mujhko.
Jiss tarah faaltu guldaan pade rehte hein,
Apne ghar ke kisi kone se laga de mujhko.
Yaad kar ke mujhe takleef hi hoti hogi,
Ek kissa hoon purana sa bhula de mujhko.
Doobtey doobtey aawaz teri sun jaoun,
Akhri baar tu sahil se sada de mujhko.


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I cannot erase from my heart
sweet memories of you
thy tongue sharp as a dart
my poor heart eschew.
s

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Apni Dharkano Se Kuch Aisay Mera Naam Lo
Ye Waqt Ruk Jaye Is Lamhay Ko Thaam Lo
Teri Aankhon Mein Jhalak Hai Asi Merey Pyar Ki
Saahil Pe Jesey Dhalti Haseen Shaam Ho


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Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...


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raqs karne ka mila hukm jo dariyaon mein
ham ne khush hoke bhanwar bandh liye paon mein
un ko bhi ha ksi bhige hue manzar ki talash
bund tak bo na sake jo kabhi sahraon mein.


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un k ek jan-nisar ham bhi hain
hain jahan sau-hazar ham bhi hain
tum bhi bechain ham bhi hain bechain
tum bhi ho beqarar ham bhi hain..


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So I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u


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Woh khud hi ho ruswa khudi maan jaye
Jo main rooth jaon to mujh ko manaye
Mere paas aaye zara muskaraye
Jo main ro paroon to woh aansoo bahaye


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Musafir Toh Bichar Jate Hein Rafaqat Kub Badalti He....
Muhabbat Zinda Rehti He, Muhabbat Kub Badalti He.....
Tumhi Ko Chahte Hein Aur Tumhi Se Pyar Karte Hein....
Ye He Barson Ki Adat Aur Adat Kub Badalti He....


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Waqt guzarta raha,
par sansey thami thi,
Muskura rahe the hum,
Par ankho mein nami thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyun tumhari kami thi...


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Great mind contains ideas and reasons; scientific mind contains formulas and figures; my mind contains only U my Sweet Heart!

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Wo Haans Kr Mily Hum Pyar Samjh Bathy,
Faqat Ulfat Ko Hi Izhar Smjh Bathy,
Itni Ache To Na The Qismat Humare,
Khud Ko Un Ke Chahat Ka Haqdaar Smjh Bathey


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I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 else
Wen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YU
Mey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self


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Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa,
Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa,
Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they,
Jaltaa rahaa mayra gher aur samander Kareeb thaa.


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Bars�n Key Inteeza�r kaa Anj�aam Likhh Diya
K�aghaz Pay Sh�am k�a�t Ka phir Sh�am likhh diya
Bikhree Paree thee t��t Kay Kaleey�n Zameen Par
Terteeeb dey kay Mei ney Tayraa naaam likhh diya ()


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Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key rakhtay hein
Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key rakhtay hein..
ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein saath daytee hai..
iss liye hum apnay aansoo chupaaa kay rakhtey hein


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Wohh pal aiysaa thaa kay inkaar ker naa paaye,
Duneeyaa kay dar say ikraar ker naa paaye,
Naa thee Zindagee jiss kay binaa mumkin,
Uss ney chorh diyaa aur hum sawaal bee naa ker paaye.


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Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
 
 Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

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(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Every time you walk by my heart skips a beat.

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If beauty were a crime you would be guilty.

Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

You know a priest? Cause I want to confess my sinful thoughts about you!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick-up lines.'?

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.