Graduation!

"Graduation is a time of completion, of finishing, of an ending, however, it is also a time of celebration of achievement and a beginning for the new graduate." Catherine Pulsifer "You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. " Tom Brokaw  "There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning."Orrin Hatch  "I will reach for the stars no matter how hard it seems, and fly like a bird with the knowledge this journey brings." Semetra C. Vanison  "Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."Anthony J. D'Angelo "Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement." B. Tracy, find more quotes to live by to share with the new graduate "Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference." Arie Pencovici "At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros." Paul Freund  "Your senior graduation is a milestone in your life! Congratulations!" Catherine Pulsifer "The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match, each one of you is a fuse." Ed Koch "The first of many graduations of life. From elementary school to senior school, each one holds successes for you to enjoy." C Pulsifer "Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck." Peter Farrelly "You're young and you're bulletproof and invincible. But never underestimate the power of other people's love and prayer." Tony Snow  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss "It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts." Millard Fuller "The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, be careful how you tread it, for every step will show." Author Unknown "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. Robert Orben "I have learned this at least by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dream, and endeavors to live the life which he had imagines, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." Henry David Thoreau "Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." Garry Trudeau "To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, To find the best in others, To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." Words of wisdom for the new graduate from Ralph Waldo Emerson  "Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed." Erma Bombeck "As you go through your week, month, and even New Year, recognize the people who have packed your parachute and enabled you to get where you are today!" Author Unknown "Find opportunities in change,especially in today's world where change is moving at a fast pace, don't let change overwhelm you, let change help you find opportunities you may have never seen!" Catherine Pulsifer "Today is the day I will change my mind, and leave all the negative things behind." Semetra C. Vanison, wisdom from Today Is The Day  "Great minds have purposes, others have wishes." Washington Irving "The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."Aristotle "Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures." H. Jackson Brown, Jr "Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." Judy Garland "Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!" Louisa May Alcott "The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after." Newton D. Baker "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. Benjamin Franklin "The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit." Nelson Henderson  Wisdom for the new graduate from Albert Einstein "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson "Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority." William Arthur Ward "Look at education as a continuous life long journey." Catherine Pulsifer  "As a lot of us have found out, graduation only means that you are ready to keep learning, to keep your skills advanced and growing because you never know when you will find yourself out on the street." Byron Pulsifer, The Finish "Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."Arnold H. Glasow "The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows." Sydney Harris  "The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."Fred Dehner "Wherever you go, go with all your heart."Confucius "Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today." Malcolm X  "The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." Doug Larson "Do or do not. There is no try."Yoda  "It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." Edmund Hillary "The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."Fred Dehner

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

I got This From My Friends and its a corny lines to help you to make a smile to your love ones

” Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.”

” Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

” So what was it like, falling from heaven?”

” Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

” Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

” Do you have 35 cents? My mom said to call her when I found a wife”

” Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.”

” You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.”

” Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

” Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin’!”

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Can i explore your mean value?

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone's wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

You're hotter than donut grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone She/He says: "Hold on" You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Robert BurtonNo cord or cable can so forcibly draw, or hold so fast, as love can do with a twined thread.

Alexandra PenneyThe ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.

Mignon McLaughlinNo one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

AnonymousA kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.

Theodor ReikThe lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.

Henny YoungmanA kiss is the shortest distance between two.

Mae WestI have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Marguerite de ValoisIt is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken.

Todd RuthmanIt is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting.

William ShakespeareLove looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

AerosmithFalling in love is so hard on the knees.

AnonymousTrue love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.

Mignon McLaughlinIn the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Jacques Benigne BossuelThe heart has reasons that reason does not understand.

Philip RobinsonAnd when the future hinges on the next words that are said, don't let logic interfere, believe your heart instead.

Luciano de CrescenzoWe are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Julins GordonLove is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.

AristotleLove is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Corny Jokes

When it comes to humour, a lot is often lost in the translation. But they can also be a fun way to teach about the use of homonyms, homophones and other types of puns.

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

Two cows standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

Answer-phone message:
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them.
It's either my mum or my dad...
or maybe my older brother Colin...
Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
And he said, "No, the steaks are too high."

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly;
but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that
you can't have your kayak and heat it.

A man walks into doctor's office.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says "dam."

Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!

My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

I've got Masterballs baby.

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.

My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?

Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

Let's have a Togepi of our own!

Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?

I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.

You've got the lips of a Jynx!

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

You make my Darkrai rise.

You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

I just want to stick it in your wooper.

The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.

How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

Want to ride my emPOLEon?

You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.

I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.

My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -

STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?

Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

Let's make RegiLove!

Want to Link your cable onto me?

I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.

You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.

Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz

If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.

I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.

I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.

Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!

Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!

You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.

You put the "BONE" in Cubone.

You set my Chimchar on fire.

I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?

I'd POUND you with my Piplup.

You make me RY-HORNY!

You just gave me a Cubone.

My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.

I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.

You give my Gengar that smile.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.

Is that a TANGELA down there?

Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.

It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.

I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.

You put the "cool" in Tentacool.

Why don't you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

Chesiest Lines Ever

 

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
 

2. I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
 

3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita.
 

4. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko.
 

5. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
 

6. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
 

7. I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
 

8. Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
 

9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon, pag naging akin ka.
 

10. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark.
 

11. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
 

12. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out.
 

13. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.
 

14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now.
 

15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
 

16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin.
 

17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko.
 

18. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy.
 

19. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo? May sira ata relo ko. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang 

oras ko.
 

20. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo?
 

21. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME."
 

22. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you. 

23. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo.
 

24. Favorite subject mo ba geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
 

25. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako 

magmamahal.
 

26. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso eh.
 

27. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you.
 

28. May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.
 

29. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino?
 

"Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko."
 

30. Di ka ba nahihirapan sa sitwasyon natin? Hanggang friends na lang ba tayo?
 

31. Kung pumanaw man ang Selyang naging irog ni Balagtas, ngayon nakita ko na ang isang (name of girl), na 

magbibigay sa akin ng kasiyahan o kabiguaang aking inaasam asam, (name of girl) wag mo sanang palubugin 

ang araw sa tanghaling tapat, tumingin ka sa aking mata at sabihin mong hindi mo ako mahal, at habang buhay 

kitang lulubayan.
 

32. Pagod ka na noh? Maghapon ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
 

33. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay!
 

34. Minamalat na nanaman puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo!
 

35. Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo!
 

36. Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
 

37. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete!
 

38. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
 

39. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away!
 

40. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U.
 

41. Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa'yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa'yo pa in 

yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan.
 

42. Kahapon nasaktan ako nung makita ko siya, di na niya kasi ako kilala pero nung tinitigan ko siyang 

mabuti, na-realize ko di ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya naman pala.
 

43. Aanhin pa ang alak kung sa akin pa lang, tinatamaan na sila.
 

44. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko!
 

45. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile.
 

46. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON!
 

47. You're like dandruff. I can't get you out of my head.
 

48. Eraser ka ba? Kasi binura mo ang masasamang ala-ala ko.
 

49. Pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpatakbo ng buhay ko.
 

50. BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
 

51. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
 

52. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita.
 

53. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko.
 

54. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!
 

55. Gusto ko nang mamatay, para makasama na ang anghel na tulad mo!
 

56. (Name of girl), sa dinadami ng babaeng dumaan sa buhay ko, ni isa wala pa akong minahal. Kung sakali 

ngayon pa lang, isang bagay lang ang ikinakatakot ko. Ang malamang mahal mo na ako pero may kapiling na 

akong iba.
 

57. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko.
 

58. Napaos na naman ako sa kakasigaw ng pangalan mo.
 

59. Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save 

all my love for you.
 

60. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan 

ko.
 

61. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko.
 

62. Excuse me. Kung dederetchohin ko ba ang daan na ito, dederetcho ba ito sa puso mo?
 

63. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binubuo mo na.
 

64. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang i-take home eh.
 

65. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or 

you see me.
 

66. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.
 

67. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
 

68. Kung bola ka at ako ang player, mashoo-shoot ba kita? Hindi, kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
 

69. Wag kang maooffend ha, pero sa tingin ko, magnanakaw ang mga magulang mo. Ninakaw lahat ng bituin 

sa langit at inilagay sa mga mata mo.
 

70. Ms., cardiologist ka ba? Pwede mo po bang alagaan ang puso ko?
 

71. Nakakatakot di ba ang multo? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko.

45 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

4. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

6. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

8. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

9. My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

10. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

11. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

12. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

13. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

14. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

16. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

17. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

20. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

21. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

22. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

23. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

24. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

26. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

27. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

28. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

29. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

34. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

35. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

36. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

37. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

39. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

40. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

41. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.

42. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

43. If you were a steak you would be well done.

44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

45. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.