Graduation!

"Graduation is a time of completion, of finishing, of an ending, however, it is also a time of celebration of achievement and a beginning for the new graduate." Catherine Pulsifer "You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. " Tom Brokaw  "There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning."Orrin Hatch  "I will reach for the stars no matter how hard it seems, and fly like a bird with the knowledge this journey brings." Semetra C. Vanison  "Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine."Anthony J. D'Angelo "Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement." B. Tracy, find more quotes to live by to share with the new graduate "Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference." Arie Pencovici "At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards.My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros." Paul Freund  "Your senior graduation is a milestone in your life! Congratulations!" Catherine Pulsifer "The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match, each one of you is a fuse." Ed Koch "The first of many graduations of life. From elementary school to senior school, each one holds successes for you to enjoy." C Pulsifer "Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck." Peter Farrelly "You're young and you're bulletproof and invincible. But never underestimate the power of other people's love and prayer." Tony Snow  "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss "It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts." Millard Fuller "The future lies before you Like a field of driven snow, be careful how you tread it, for every step will show." Author Unknown "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. Robert Orben "I have learned this at least by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dream, and endeavors to live the life which he had imagines, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." Henry David Thoreau "Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." Garry Trudeau "To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, To find the best in others, To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." Words of wisdom for the new graduate from Ralph Waldo Emerson  "Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed." Erma Bombeck "As you go through your week, month, and even New Year, recognize the people who have packed your parachute and enabled you to get where you are today!" Author Unknown "Find opportunities in change,especially in today's world where change is moving at a fast pace, don't let change overwhelm you, let change help you find opportunities you may have never seen!" Catherine Pulsifer "Today is the day I will change my mind, and leave all the negative things behind." Semetra C. Vanison, wisdom from Today Is The Day  "Great minds have purposes, others have wishes." Washington Irving "The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."Aristotle "Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures." H. Jackson Brown, Jr "Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." Judy Garland "Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!" Louisa May Alcott "The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after." Newton D. Baker "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. Benjamin Franklin "The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit." Nelson Henderson  Wisdom for the new graduate from Albert Einstein "Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson "Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority." William Arthur Ward "Look at education as a continuous life long journey." Catherine Pulsifer  "As a lot of us have found out, graduation only means that you are ready to keep learning, to keep your skills advanced and growing because you never know when you will find yourself out on the street." Byron Pulsifer, The Finish "Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."Arnold H. Glasow "The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows." Sydney Harris  "The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."Fred Dehner "Wherever you go, go with all your heart."Confucius "Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today." Malcolm X  "The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate." Doug Larson "Do or do not. There is no try."Yoda  "It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves." Edmund Hillary "The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."Fred Dehner

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

I got This From My Friends and its a corny lines to help you to make a smile to your love ones

” Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.”

” Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

” So what was it like, falling from heaven?”

” Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

” Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

” Do you have 35 cents? My mom said to call her when I found a wife”

” Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.”

” You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.”

” Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

” Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin’!”

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Hey baby, what's your sine?

I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

Hey...nice asymptote.

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.

I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Can i explore your mean value?

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

You've got more curves than a triple integral.

Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

You are the reason men fall in love.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You should be someone's wife.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.

if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

You're hotter than donut grease.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

If you were a steak you would be well done.

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

On The Phone She/He says: "Hold on" You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."

Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

Robert BurtonNo cord or cable can so forcibly draw, or hold so fast, as love can do with a twined thread.

Alexandra PenneyThe ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands.

Mignon McLaughlinNo one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

AnonymousA kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving.

Theodor ReikThe lover is a monotheist who knows that other people worship different gods but cannot himself imagine that there could be other gods.

Henny YoungmanA kiss is the shortest distance between two.

Mae WestI have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

Marguerite de ValoisIt is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken.

Todd RuthmanIt is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting.

William ShakespeareLove looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

AerosmithFalling in love is so hard on the knees.

AnonymousTrue love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them.

Mignon McLaughlinIn the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Jacques Benigne BossuelThe heart has reasons that reason does not understand.

Philip RobinsonAnd when the future hinges on the next words that are said, don't let logic interfere, believe your heart instead.

Luciano de CrescenzoWe are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Julins GordonLove is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.

AristotleLove is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Super Sweet Pick Up Lines

You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike you I never get played

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya

East to the Sea,West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

*Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*

Hey baby, why you look so down? Seems like you need lovin', you need a girl like me around. Hey baby, why you cry? here take my hands and wipe those tears from your eyes...

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

Don'wish on a star, reach for one!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

...Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

The most wasted of all days in one without laughter

*ThE dIrTy LoOkz* *Da JeAloUs StArEs* *N tHe FuNnY pArT is* *U tHiNk I cArE*

*Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend*

~*Love is friendship set on fire*~

Nothin's like being held sometimes

*Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs* *Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*

In your sleep It's got you so deep, My sweet melody Has captured you Forevermore...

No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think We are the number one

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are wicked and 5% are good. God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. . . give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? You didn't get one either, huh?

YOU STAND IN YOUR OWN LIGHT, MAKE IT SHINE!!!!

shop till u drop then find some hott guys to help you up!

~Sometimes someone says something really small that can fit into a really big empty place in your heart.~

~Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die 2day.~

~I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!~

~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...~

~There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm lovin' it~

~In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips~

~ An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

*~*P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!*~*

(*).·*¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·*¤»(*)

.·°*¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤*°·.

:P(¯`·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯`·._.·:P

«:¤¨¨¤:Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:»:P

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars. You light up my life when things get dark.

I'm through with guys.. they all tell lies. They break your heart and make you cry. Loving guys is such a sin... Hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fal..l is in luv with me!

~*(*)You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me(*)*~

~TaNk ToPs FlIp FlOpZ IcE cReAm SwEeT DrEaMz LaTe NiGhTz BaLlOoN FiGhTzZ A NiCe BrOwN SuNtAn A GaMe PlAn FeEt In Da SaNd DrInK In My HaNd ...tHaNk GoD iTz.. SuMmEr

CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.

--Lifes too Short-- kiss slowly . love deeply . forgive quickly

pInK tHoNg sExXe eYeS AlL u GoTa Do Is FaNtAcIzE

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

*~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~*

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

Ashes 2 ashes, dust 2 dust, life is short, so party we must

hard work never killed any1 but y take n-e chances.

*Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.*

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

Inspirational Qoutes

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill

Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill

One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.
John Lennon

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx

When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.
Ernest Hemingway

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan

I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
Tupac Shakur

I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur

There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke

I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.
Kobe Bryant

Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.
Colin Powell

Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'
Colin Powell

Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger.
Samuel Johnson

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,

"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."

We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü


**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..

**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!

**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??

**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..

**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!

**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"

**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.

**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.

**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.

**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.

**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!

**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.

**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.

**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.

**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"

**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…

**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..

**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!

**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)

Corny ka Ba?

REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!

para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.

sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD

para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!

Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”

para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba

@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!

nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.

kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.

hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!

my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha

Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.

si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.

ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!

Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.

nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita

Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip
ko.

Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD

Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”

cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.

para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!

Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v

pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!

SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.

Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh )

Pangatlo:

Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?

Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?

Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!

Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more

Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!

Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.

Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi
IKAW….

Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Boy: saya ng araw ko!

Girl: bakit naman?

Boy: dahil kasama kita..

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!

Hndi ka ba napapagod?

(bakit?)

maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.

wheeee…;)

Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?

Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..

Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…

Para kang ebak.

(bakit?)

Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…

maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..

Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]

boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing
kainin at papakin….hehe…

kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?

Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..

pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng
ksagutan…

BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P

OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)

MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(

BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)

KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN

UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]

ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako

CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF

Girl: If you were a thing what would you be?

Guy: Your EVERYTHING.


bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!! 


Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.

me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!


may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...



me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???





me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..


me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.

habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.


Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...

Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."




my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,

me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..





bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!

cheezyyy! 

Transformer's Pick Up Line

"Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?"

"I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?"

"If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix".

"There's a lot more than meets the eye".

"Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster".
 
"Do you want the touch? Do you want the power?! YEEEAH!!!"

"My key inserted into your Vecto Sigma = Auto(e)botic bliss." 

"I'll make ya starscream for more"

"wanna see my Magnus hammer?"

"are u into energon necklaces? 

"Baa Weep Gra na Deep Witmy dong"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area"

" Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?"

"I am transformed."


You want if I should Thrust my Ramjet in your Shothole until you Discharge?

Why not give me a Whirl? I'll guarantee you'll feel a good Shockwave.

Girl:Give me your Hot Rod for a really Hot Shot
Guy:Be careful,you wouldn't want to get a Tight Shot into your Deadeye.

I want to Overrun your Deepdive...I'll make sure you'll become Spastic.

How Romantic you are?

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

SHORT FUNNY QOUTES EVER

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda


"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford


"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

New Hot Pick Up Lines, Corny Jokes, Qoutes

You really are an angel sent from above
To take care of me and shower with love

When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear
And your touch have chased away all of my fear
You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile
It is even better everytime you smile

It so magical those things you've made
To bring back my faith that almost fade
Now my life is a dream come true
It all began when I was loved by you

Now I have found what I am looking for
It's you and your love and nothing more
Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment
In my life something I've never felt

I wish I could talk 'til the end of day
But now I'm running out of things to say
So I'll end by the line you already know
"I LOVE YOU" more than what I could show

A sheer smile skips those lips
How I want to hold your dearest mask
To think I am ashamed of thou beauty
Merely of adoration of each sensual amnesty

How fawn I am of your mask
To hide behind your beauty
I am the limp of a child that wonders with a thought
I put my hand on thee
And these hands want to know more

To close my eyes and dew soaks the stars
They shine no more
There beauty is diminished
I shall hide behind this mask as well
You will never be alone

Beauty has the eye of the beholder
Hold me dear love
And we shall look upon thy pupils
And we will make a stream of kisses
To beauty of wilderness we will create our own

To a world that is beauty
To a mask that shades underneath
A more over victory of passion over lust
A passion of beauty oh how I can taste it

Please fade with me from this world
And beauty will prevail
Through all the toils and snares
How I love you dearly
How my beauty shines for you
A red carpet for you to walk on
To follow

A love..
A beauty….
A dream….

Anime Pick Up Lines

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Do they make you in hug pillow?

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"

Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"

Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Best Pick Up Lines

Here’s another batch of cheesy tagalog banat , jokes, punchlines,  pick-up lines and more.

1. “Kung ang taong gusto mo ay may mahal ng iba. Tandaan lang Continental Drift Theory kung ang pulo nga naghihiwalay sila pa kaya? “
2. “I love reading the menu Because it has ME – N – U “
3. “sana centrum nlng ako para laging complete ang araw ko sayo”
4. “umalis ka nga jan sa harapan ko! dito ka sa tabi ko”
5. “lahat ata ng matamis natikman ko na! yung matamis mong OO nlang ata ang hindi ko natitikman”
6. “Aanhin ko pa ang magagandang tourist spot dito sa ‘Pinas.
   Kung para sa ‘kin, ikaw na ang pinakamagandang tanawin”
7. “hooy! dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo? ohh dededretso na ako sa puso mo?”
8. “Minsan para ako si Adam Sandler kasi i wanna grow old with you! “
9. “Hanggang ngayon ba hinahanap mo pa rin kung sino ang taong magmamahal sayo?
   * wag kang magalala ON THE WAY na ako!”
10. “Miss alam mo..malamang hindi ka na makauwi….kc nsa isip na kta ehh”

Collection of Funny Love Qoutes

Humorous and Funny Love Quotes

A collection of humorous and funny love quotes.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.

-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."

-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

-- Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.

-- Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.

-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!

-- Anonymous

You can't buy love on eBay.

-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

-- Bette Midler

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

-- Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

-- Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.

-- Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.

-- Cher

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

-- Cher

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.

-- Dorothy Parker

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.

-- Dudley Moore

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

-- Erma Bombeck

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

-- Fran Lebowitz

It is impossible to love and be wise.

-- Francis Bacon

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

-- Fulton J. Sheen

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

-- George Carlin

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

-- Glenn Beck

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

-- Groucho Marx

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

-- Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

-- Henry Kissinger

When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.

-- James Fineous McBride

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

-- Jean Kerr

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

-- Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.

-- Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

-- Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.

-- Jonathan Carroll

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

-- Joyce Brothers

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

-- Katharine Hepburn

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

-- La Rochefoucauld

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

-- Lily Tomlin

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

-- Louis Jordan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

-- Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

-- Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.

-- Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?

-- Rita Rudner

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.�

-- Sandra J. Dykes

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.

-- Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

-- Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

-- Thomas Hardy

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.

-- Tommy Dewar

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

-- W. Somerset Maugham

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

-- Walt Disney

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

-- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

-- Woody Allen