| Pickup Line | Rating |
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| It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! |  |
| If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. | |
| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. | |
| I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? | |
| A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die" |  |
| I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. | |
| Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. | |
| I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you. | |
| Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you. | |
| I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! | |
| Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! | |
| Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! | |
| I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. | |
| There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. | |
| I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! | |
| Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? | |
| I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. | |
| Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin! | |
| Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low. | |
| Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. | |
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