Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
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2. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

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4. "I love you. I really love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
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5. "You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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6. "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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7. "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
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8. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)
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9. "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm just the postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
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New how work Pick Up Lines

"You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a "Vaudevillian" style rimshot) ...of course, I've only been married twice!"

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"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."

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"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
Edward

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Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

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Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

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Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

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You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine.

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Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"

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(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

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I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato

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"Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the most beautiful thing on this earth."

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" So how was heaven when you left?"

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I've received a lot of pick-up lines over the past few months, and to be honest I wasn't in any hurry to publish them since most were decidedly unromantic -- actually most were downright vulgar and far more likely to result in a slapped face than a romantic encounter.... Ah, but this morning, I receive four jewels from a very savvy gentleman named Joel -- take note guys, this is man who obviously knows how to win a lady's heart!

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(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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(Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says...)
Yep Made in heaven.

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Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See.

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If I follow you home will you keep me?

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"Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing."

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"I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?"

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(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."

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you: How are you feeling today?
her: Fine.
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

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baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!!

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"If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn't need a camel 'cause what good would smoking do?"

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"Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) 'cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged."

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"Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"

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"Was your father a thief?"
(No.)
"Oh, because I could've sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

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"Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?"

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"I don't mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days."

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I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart.

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Be orginial, say yes!

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Say girl..Ii'm baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter.....can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
-qutdiablo-

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are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running threw my mind all day!

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should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

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If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.

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Hi my name is Chance, Do I have one?

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Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?

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I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

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I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit my fire.

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Kissing you is like Drinking salty water: You drink, but then your thirst only increases.

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(lick your finger and then touch her shirt)
Here let help you ouy of those wet clothes

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Do you have any Irish in you?
(no)
Do you want some???

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A girl walks up to a guy and says: "Are you from Greece?"
, "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" she says and blushes.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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Honey always remember, it's not who you are, or what I am, it's what we become whem we are together....

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All the sugar, and honey in the world couldn't match the sweetness of your voice

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She says, I can't reach that far.. I'm too short. Man looks at her and says, "Not in my eye's your not!"...

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GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN

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you:Do you have a quarter?
her:for what?
you:My mom told me to call her when i fell in love.

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It's gotta be a crime to look that good.

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you:Was your daddy a king for a day?
her:no, why?
you:he must have been to make a princess like you!

45 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

4. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

6. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

8. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

9. My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in

10. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

11. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

12. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

13. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

14. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

16. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

17. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

20. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

21. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

22. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

23. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!

24. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

26. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

27. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

28. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

29. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

34. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

35. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

36. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

37. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

39. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

40. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

41. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.

42. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

43. If you were a steak you would be well done.

44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

45. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 

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(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Every time you walk by my heart skips a beat.

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If beauty were a crime you would be guilty.

Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

You know a priest? Cause I want to confess my sinful thoughts about you!

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pick-up lines.'?

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.