Corny Pick Up Lines, Jokes, Qoutes

1. "I'm the king of the world!"
- JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio) with young ROSE DEWITT BUKATER (Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)
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2. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
- JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze) about FRANCES "BABY" HOUSEMAN (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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3. "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
- CARRIE (Andie MacDowell) to CHARLES (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

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4. "I love you. I really love you."
"Ditto."
- MOLLY JENSEN (Demi Moore) and SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze) in Ghost (1990)
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5. "You can be my wingman any time."
"Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- TOM KASANZKY (Val Kilmer) to LT. PETE MITCHELL (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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6. "I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
- ANNA SCOTT (Julia Roberts) to WILLIAM THACKER (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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7. "Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
- US President THOMAS J. WHITMORE (Bill Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)
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8. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
- WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson) in Braveheart (1995)
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9. "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello."
- DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger) to JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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10. "You're a godsend, a saviour."
"No, I'm just the postman."
- A BLIND WOMAN to the POSTMAN (Kevin Costner) in The Postman (1997)
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CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Super Sweet Pick Up Lines

You used to make me smile, you used to make me laugh, but now your attitude makes me want to yak.

Im sweet like suger, soft like suade, but unlike you I never get played

I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe

Lil boys know they love you because they need you, Men need you cuz they know they love ya

East to the Sea,West to the Lands, Death to the girl who Touches my Man!

Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

Dont worry about knowing people, make yourself worth knowing

True friends are loving, true friends care, and at the end the true friends are always there

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

*Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry* *Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye* *Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel* *Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL*

Hey baby, why you look so down? Seems like you need lovin', you need a girl like me around. Hey baby, why you cry? here take my hands and wipe those tears from your eyes...

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)

dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut

Don'wish on a star, reach for one!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend

*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*

...Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?

The most wasted of all days in one without laughter

*ThE dIrTy LoOkz* *Da JeAloUs StArEs* *N tHe FuNnY pArT is* *U tHiNk I cArE*

*Through truth n lies -smiles n dispare, a hug - a giggle - a "hows my hair" u kno ill be there till the end, ur my true best friend*

~*Love is friendship set on fire*~

Nothin's like being held sometimes

*Guys r like slinkies it's always fun 2 watch them fall down the stairs* *Girls r like phones, we like 2 b held and talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!*

In your sleep It's got you so deep, My sweet melody Has captured you Forevermore...

No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think We are the number one

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are wicked and 5% are good. God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good because He wanted to encourage them. . . give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said? You didn't get one either, huh?

YOU STAND IN YOUR OWN LIGHT, MAKE IT SHINE!!!!

shop till u drop then find some hott guys to help you up!

~Sometimes someone says something really small that can fit into a really big empty place in your heart.~

~Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if u'll die 2day.~

~I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey if the crown fits!~

~I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night...~

~There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it You're dangerous I'm lovin' it~

~In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips~

~ An AnGeLs WaT Im MeAnT Ta b SoOoO BeIng SwEeT CoMeS NaTuRaLlY!!

*~*P-Perfect, R-Radiant, I-Irresistible, N-Never Wrong, C-Cute, E-Everything Cute and Adorable, S-Super Woman, S-Soooo Special = Princess = ME!!*~*

(*).·*¤»Boyz R just Like Mobile Phones...They AlwayZ NeeD Recharging.·*¤»(*)

.·°*¤»I wasn't kissin him.. I was telling his lips a secret... ¤*°·.

:P(¯`·._.·When god made me he was just showing off(¯`·._.·:P

«:¤¨¨¤:Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!:¤¨¨¤:»:P

Your hugs and kisses are like the stars. You light up my life when things get dark.

I'm through with guys.. they all tell lies. They break your heart and make you cry. Loving guys is such a sin... Hey check out that guy who just walked in!!!

you can fall from the sky.. you can fall from a tree.. but the best way to fal..l is in luv with me!

~*(*)You know your gay if you don't wanna be with me(*)*~

~TaNk ToPs FlIp FlOpZ IcE cReAm SwEeT DrEaMz LaTe NiGhTz BaLlOoN FiGhTzZ A NiCe BrOwN SuNtAn A GaMe PlAn FeEt In Da SaNd DrInK In My HaNd ...tHaNk GoD iTz.. SuMmEr

CuTe EnUf 2 MaKe U lOoK tWiCe, SwEeT eNuF bUt NoT 2 nIcE, a LiL cRaZy BuT nOt 2 WiLd, ThE kInDa GiRl ThAt WiLl MaKe U sMiLe.

--Lifes too Short-- kiss slowly . love deeply . forgive quickly

pInK tHoNg sExXe eYeS AlL u GoTa Do Is FaNtAcIzE

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

*~Strangers are just friends waiting to happen~*

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back.

Ashes 2 ashes, dust 2 dust, life is short, so party we must

hard work never killed any1 but y take n-e chances.

*Don't be scared when a big old fat man comes in your room in the middle of the night, and throws u in a bag, i told Santa i wanted u for Christmas.*

I'm Blonde, what's Ur excuse?

Justin Bieber Pick Up Lines

PICK UP LINE #1
Bieber: You guys are the greatest fans.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: I will do anything to make you happy.
Crowd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14 year old girl shouting: I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU BIEBER!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bieber: Because when you smile, I smile.
Then he starts singing the song U SMILE. How clever!!!!

Another Bieber line:
Bieber: Who wants to be my girl? Let me see….
Girls ( aged 10 to 40): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Bieber: Well tonight there will be one less lonely girl.
Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pick me!!! Bieber!!!! Justin I love you!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Another classic but not from Bieber but his fans:
Poreotics ( winner of America’s Best Dance Crew): Do you want more? Do you want to see more of Poreotics?
Crowd: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bieber! Bieber! Bieber!!!

Another one: Bieber’s last song……..
Bieber: Thank you and goodnight Manila
Bieber exits. Crowd shouts more
Screen: Do you want more
Screaming!!!!!!
Screen: Do you really want more????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Screen: Louder!!!!
Bieber comes out. What song do you want to hear?
Crowd: Baby!!!!!!!
Bieber plays the crowd and started singing rock a bye baby. Women found it cute. I didn;t know what was happening. Then he sings Britney’s baby one more time. Women started screaming louder and laughing. He is so cute!!!!

Chessy Pick Up Lines

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy”

Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines


“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Filipino / Pinoy Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog

O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:

“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”

“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”

“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”

“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”

“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”

“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”

“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”

“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”

“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”

“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”

“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”

“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”

“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”

“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”

“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”

“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”

“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”

“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”

“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”

“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”

“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”

“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”

“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”

“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”

“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”

“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”

“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
 

Love Qoutes

Here are some famous love quotes that we plan to update with your contributions as well.

The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.
~ William Somerset Maugham

Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you.”
~Unknown

All love is sweet, given or returned.
~Percy Bysshe Shelley

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
~Judy Garland

Love is a passion which kindles honor into noble acts.
~John Dryden

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
~ Roy Croft

We cannot do great things on this Earth, only small things with great love.
~Mother Teresa ( Not the romantic Love)

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~Ingrid Bergman

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
~Stendhal

If you want to be loved, be lovable.
~Ovid

Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is.
~Gary Zukav

All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
~Julie Andrews

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
~Dan Greenburg ( Here are some more Funny Love quotes that we recently added)

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

In the spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
~Alfred Lord Tennyson ( More love quotes by Alfred Lord Tennyson)

Love is a game that two can play and both win.
~Eva Gabor.. And here are some love quotes for him.

Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
~William Shakespeare

All mankind love a lover.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
~ Woody Allen (More Funny Love Quotes)

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
~George Bernard Shaw

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
~H. L. Mencken

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.
~Ben Hecht

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
~Plato

Love means not ever having to say you’re sorry.
~Eric Segal

Love gives itself; it is not bought.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
~James Baldwin

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
~Franklin P. Jones

Love is the flower you’ve got to let grow.
~John Lennon

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
~The wise Confucius on Love

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
~Love quote by Voltaire

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
~Rabindranath Tagore

Love is my religion – I could die for that.
~John Keats

If music be the food of love, play on.
~ William Shakespeare

Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds.
~John Dryden

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don’t, they never were.
~Kahlil Gibran

It is difficult to know at what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know it has begun.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Top 10 Reason why Couples Breal Up!

Conflict and stress are part of most love relationships. These reasons couples break up and relationships fail can help you heal and learn to love again.

Working towards a healthy love relationship is one of the most rewarding and challenging things you’ll ever do! These ten reasons couples break up and relationships fail describe the most common problems couples face.
These tips will help couples build long-term love, and help broken hearts heal after a relationship breakup.

Why Do Couples Break Up? 10 Common Reasons Relationships Fail

1. Failing to keep promises, lying, or cheating. These blatant violations of trust often result in failed relationships. If the basic trust in a love relationship is repeatedly broken, the problems accumulate and the motivation to stay together decreases. Partners in healthy relationships agree to reconcile their differences – and if they keep their promises, the relationship can stay strong. However, consistent lying, cheating, or breaking of promises can explain why relationships end.

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2. Imbalance of power. A common reason couples break up is when one partner has more decision-making power than the other. When one person usually makes the decisions about activities, friends, financial matters, household matters, holidays, and so on, the relationship can become unstable. If a sense of equality doesn’t exist, a failed relationship could be the result.
3. Acceptance of stereotypes. Mistaken gender myths include beliefs such as “Men like sex more than women” or “Women are passive” or “Men make more money than women.” If one partner believes these stereotypes, false expectations are created – resulting in higher chances of a failed relationship. An equal balance of power can save your marriage.
4. Isolation. A common reason couples break up is isolation from friends and family when the couple first gets together. Intimate love relationships based on fear and insecurity (which is why couples isolate themselves) aren’t stable, and exacerbate other problems – which can lead to a relationship breakup.
5. Lack of self-knowledge. If one or both partners aren’t in tune with their interests, needs, desires, future plans, goals, values, sexual attitudes, and preferences – then it’s difficult for them to engage in a healthy relationship. Self-knowledge helps partners communicate who they are and what they want – which can prevent the breakup of a romantic relationship. This can be a reason why couples break up, especially if they got together when they were young.

6. Low self-esteem, insecurity, and lack of self-confidence. A common reason couples break up is because one partner feels unworthy of being loved. This insecurity can lead to possessiveness and overdependence, which isn’t healthy for a love relationship. Building self-esteem and self-confidence is one way to avoid relationship failure (but each partner must do this for him or herself).
7. Excessive jealousy. “Jealousy is cited as one of the most frequent causes of the breakup of romantic relationships,” writers Roger Hock in Human Sexuality. Delusional jealousy can trigger abuse and violence, which can (and should) be why relationships end. Delusional jealousy isn’t a common problem couples face – but normal jealousy can be.
8. Ineffective communication. If both partners can’t share their thoughts, feelings, opinions, values, needs, frustrations, or even their joys, a failed relationship could result. If this was the cause of a breakup, then learning to love again could involve learning how to communicate effectively. This is a common reason for breaking up.
9. Control issues. If one partner is trying to control or manipulate the other, the love relationship can become weak – or even dangerous. This reason why relationships end may be seen in different ways, such as checking up on the partner, name-calling, threatening the partner, requiring the partner check in all the time, or not allowing any deviations from the partner’s schedule. This isn’t loving behavior, and it results in failed relationships.
10. Abuse. This is the most obvious, surefire way to reason why couples break up. Different types of abuse are attempts to gain total control over a partner. Though relationships like this should end immediately, many partners stay for various complicated reasons. Learning to love and trust again can be difficult if this is the reason the relationship ended.
Conflict and stress are part of most marriages and love relationships – but being aware of the common reasons couples break up can help them work towards a healthy love relationship.