140 BEST OF THE BEST PICK UP LINES

Oops… I did it again.
Here’s yet another uber-cheesy serving of 140 of the most favorite Pinoy pickup lines. Die from an overdosage. And since today is a Hot Fudge Sunday, I am actually featuring the music video made out of stick figures and of course pickup lines.

1. Ang “Kaibigan” ay isang makahulugang salita…
   Dahit paano ang “Ibigan” kung wala “Ka”.
2. Ang liit lang pala ng kamay mo…
   Pero paano mo nahahawakan ang mundo ko?
3. Bagay sa yo maging amo…
   Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko…
4. Hindi na ko mahuhulog sa ‘yo..
   Kasi ‘pag kasama na kita, lumulutang na ako…
5. Arc reactor ka ba?
   Di ako tatagal kapag nawala ka sa dibdib ko.
6. Ang init ngayon no?
   Dito ka sa puso ko… malamig.
7. Buti pa email…
   May attachment.
8. Marunong ka bang mag-ayos ng cellphone?
   Sira yata itong iPhone ko…
   Wala kasi yung number mo…
9. Bagyo ka ba?
   Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility
   You leave my heart in the state of calamity…
10. Para kang algebraic expression
    Minsan mahirap maintindihan
    But when you’re in the simplest form
    The best ka talaga naman
11. Hindi ka naman camera
    Pero tuwing nakikita kita
    Napapangiti ako.
12. Inii-SMALL ka ba nila…
    Inii-BIG naman kita
13. Ang LECture ba pwede maging LAB?
    Kasi I think I LEC you very much.
14. Parang wala ako sa sarili ko
    Siguro nasa iyo ako.
15. Ang pag-ibig ko sa iyo’y parang talaba
    Patay na’y nakadikit pa
16. Itutuwid ko ang landas mo
    Para sa akin ka didiresto.
17. Di mo pa nga ako binabato
    Tinatamaan na ako sa ‘yo
18. Kung maging superhero ako,
    Hindi ako si Superman,
    Hindi rin si Batman
    O si Spiderman
    I’m Your Man… KailanMan!
19. Sana magtaas din ang presyo ko
    Para minsan naman matawag mo din akong mahal.
20. Nag-review ka na ba?
    Kasi mamaya, pasasagutin na kita.
21. Matalino ka ba?
    Sige nga, sagutin mo ako.
22. Nandyan ka na pala?
    Weh? Di nga?
    Kasi kanina na sa puso lang kita
23. Isa lang naman ang gusto ko ngayong Pasko eh…
    PSP mo…
    Pasko sa Piling mo!
24. Kahit alam kong lamang ako sa kanya…
    Meron pa rin siya na wala ako – IKAW…
25. Sana formspring.me na lang ako,
    Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.
26. Maliit ba ako?
    Di kita maabot eh!
27. Diabetic ka ba?
    Kasi i’m planning to be the sweetest person for you!
28. Buti pa ang keyboard ng pc…
    Lagi magkatabi ang U and I…
29. Calculator ka ba?
    Kasi sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ako.
30. Isang beses lang kita minahal…
    Pagkatapos nun, hindi na natapos…
31. Masasabi mo bang bobo ako…
    Kung ikaw lang laman ng utak ko…
32. Para kang test paper,
    Nauubos ang oras ko kakatitig lang sa ‘yo.
33. Para kang ice cream,
    Sweet nga…
    Malamig nga lang…
34. Hindi naman ako tubig.
    Pero bakit sila uhaw sa ‘kin
35. Facebook ka ba?
    Gusto kasi kita i-Like eh
36. Uy, teka lang. Sama ako.
    Sabi kasi nila… “Follow your dreams”
37. Pakipulot naman yung puso ko…
    Nahulog na kasi sa ‘yo
38. Alam mo, perfect ka na sana.
    Isa lang ang gusto kong palitan sa ‘yo…
    Apelyido mo.
39. Nov.1 ngayon ah…
    May dadalawin ka ba?
    Ako na lang dalawin mo!
    Tutal naman patay na patay ako sa ‘yo eh
40. Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.
    Libre ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.
41. Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…
    … Now and Forever
42. Kodigo ka ba?
    Ikaw kasi ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko eh.
43. Ice ka ba?
    Crush kita eh
44. Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee…
    Hindi magbabago.
45. Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…
    You give me “hope” and… “more”
46. May ipagtatapat ako sa iyo…
    Ayan nakatapat na…
47. Kung malungkot ka dahil wala pa siya…
    Isipin mo na lang…
    Malungkot din ako dahil wala ka pa…
48. Saan mo gusto ikasal?
    Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…
49. Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon?
    Kasi boto mga magulang ko sa iyo eh.
50. Google ka ba?
    Kasi lahat na ng hinahanap ko
    Nasa iyo na eh.
51. Sana naging holdaper ka na lang.
    Kasi kahit ano, ibibigay ko.
    Basta ‘wag mo lang akong sasaktan…
52. Miss, album ka ba?
    Kasi single ako eh.
53. Lumiliit ka yata?
    Dati kasi lampas ulo kita
    Ngayon nasa puso na kita
54. Aanhin pa ba ang relo
    Kung titigil din pala ang oras sa ‘yo!
55. Tumatangkad ka yata ngayon
    Dati hanggang balikat lang kita.
    Ngayon nasa isipan na kita.
56. Unggoy ka ba?
    Kasi inakyat mo isipan ko.
    Sumabit ka pa sa puso ko!
57. Kelangan mo ng timba.
    Umaapaw ka kasi sa kagandahan.
58. Para kang alarm clock…
    Ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso!
59. Isa lang naman pangarap ko eh…
    Ang maging pangarap mo.
60. May Band Aid ka ba?
    Kasi nasugatan ako nang nahulog ako sa ‘yo
61. Tumingin ka sa ‘kin habang nakatingin ako sa ‘yo…
    Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa.
62. Sana piso ka na lang
    At 100 pesos naman ako
    Kasi di ako mabubuo ng wala ka
63. May kandila ka ba jan?
    Pakitirik naman dito sa dibdib ko.
    Para sa puso kong patay na patay sa ‘yo!
64. Beh, para kang utot.
    Nakakatakot pakawalan…
    Nakakamatay pag ‘pinakawalan!
65. Banban ba akong shooter?
    Kasi, I keep on missing you!
66. Maging cactus ka man,
    Handa ako masaktan,
    Mayakap ka lang.
67. Do not leave your valuable things unattended.
    Kaya dito lang ako sa tabi mo
68. Baliw man ako sa inyong paningin,
    Subukan mo lang tumingin,
    Mababaliw ka rin
69. Madumi man akong tingnan
    Malinis nman ako magmahal
70. Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan.
    Malamang ako ang nasa harapan.
71. Lakwatsera ka ba?
    Kasi hanggang sa panaginip ko nakakarating ka.
72. Pwede na ba kitang tubusin?
    Ang laki na kasi ng interest ko sa ‘yo eh!
73. Apoy ka ba?
    Kasi… ‘alab’ you!
74. Tayong Dalawa na ba?
    Hindi. May Bukas Pa.
75. Kung posporo ka, at posporo ako,
    Eh di ‘match’ tayo.
76. Pag-ibig ko ay de-metro.
    Habang napapalayo man at napapatagal ang nararating natin
    Patuloy akong magmamahal sa ‘yo!
77. Pwede bang tayo na lang?
    Kakapagod na kasi umupo eh.
78. Hindi ko naman pinipilit na maging akin ka.
    Ang akin lang, maging sa ‘yo ako.
79. Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, baby?
    Nag-iisa ka lang kasi sa puso ko eh.
80. Miss, miss, nilalamig ka na ba?
    Kanina ka pa kasi nakahubad sa isip ko.
81. May lahi ka ba ni Kokey?
    Kasi you’re out of this world.
82. Miss, nasasaktan ka ba?
    Saksakan ka kasi ng kagandahan eh.
83. Alam mo sa tuwing tinetext mo ako…
    Natatanggap ko naman.
84. Para kang trapik sa EDSA
    ‘Coz I can’t… move… on.
85. Miss trash can ka ba?
    Tinatanggap mo ba ang isang basurang tulad ko?
86. Ba’t kailangan mo pang sumabit?
    Kung pwede ka namang mahulog sa akin.
87. Barilin mo na ako.
    Pero ‘wag sa puso
    Dahil nandito ka… pare!
88. Ano’ng gusto mo maging paglaki mo?
    Ako, gusto kong maging…
    sa ‘yo!
89. My friend call me August
    But you can call me on 042229921
90. Bakit ang guwapo mo ngayon?
    Pautang naman
91. Bastos ka din ano?
    Pasok ka lang nang pasok.
    Di ka man lang kumakatok sa puso ko.
92. Top view
    Side view
    Bottom view
    Kahit anong view
    ‘I Love View’
93. Tinurukan ka ba ng ‘anaesthesia’
    Bakit ‘di mo maramdaman na mahal kita?
94. Pwede ka ba maghubad?
    Kasi nagtataka lang ako
    Kung paano mo naitatago
    Mga pakpak mo sa likod
95. Witch ka ba?
    Kasi you cast me under your spell
96. Aanhin pa ang bahay na bato
    Kung nakatira ka na sa puso ko?
97. ‘Pag ako nagtayo ng negosyo,
    lahat sila bebentahan ko ng mura.
    Tama na’ng sa ‘yo lang ang magmahal
98. Ano’ng height mo?
    Pa’no ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko?
99. Para kang table of contents ng isang libro.
    Kasi ikaw ang paksa ng bawat pahina ng buhay ko
100. Kalawang ka ba?
     Kasi unti-unri mong kinakain ang bakal na puso ko.
101. Nasa hospital ako ngayon
     Kasi hindi kinaya ng puso ko ang pagmamahal sa ‘yo
102. Para san pa ang gravity?
     Kung sa ’yo pa lang,
     Nahuhulog na ‘ko?
103. Pokemon ka ba?
     Kasi I choose you!
104. Ako nang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo.
     Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
105. I will ‘siomai’ love to you, ‘hopia’ love me too
106. Pagod na pagod ka na ba?
     Maghapon at magdamag ka na kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
107. Ang buhay ko parang nakasakay sa seesaw…
     Kasi pag wala ka, Down ako!…
108. Grabe, ang dami na ng mga pick-up lines ngayon.
     Wala na nga akong maisip na iba
     Kundi ikaw.
109. Pustiso ka ba?
     Kasi I can’t smile without you.
110. Bangin ka ba?
     Nahuhulog kasi ako sa ’yo
111. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle.
     Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.
112. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?
     O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?
113. Tumataba ka na yata ha…
     Bumibilog…
     At…
     Unti unting…
     Naging mundo ko…
114. May sira ata relo ko.
     Kapag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras.
115. Nurse ka ba?
     May heart complication kasi ako..
     Either I C U or U C me …
116. Nasa Hypermarket ka ba?
     Clap clap.
     Because I’m happy to serve you.
117. May lisensya ka ba?
     ‘Coz you’re driving me crazy.
118. I forgot your name.
     Can I call you ‘mine’?
119. Kaya pala walang stars sa langit.
     Kasi nandito ka
120. Uhhmmm… race track ka ba? …
     Ang ganda ng curves mo!
121. Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
     Can you subtitute my ‘x’?
122. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
     Kasi type kita.
123. Kaya mo ba akong murahin?
     Kasi kung hindi, mahalin mo na lang ako.
124. Miss, may payong ka?
     Umuulan kasi ngayon ng kagandahan.
125. Lecture mo ba ako?
     Lab kasi kita.
126. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko.
     Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.
127. Kapag diniretso ko ba ‘tong daan na ito
     diretso din ba sa puso mo?
128. Tae ka ba?
     Hindi kita kasi kayang paglaruan
129. Dadaan pa ba ako sa inyo o
     Didiretso na ako sa puso mo?
130. Hindi ako mayaman para bilin ang bukas
     Pero handa ako utangin ang kahapon
     Makasama ka lang maghapon…
131. Password ka sa buhay ko…
     Di kasi kita pweding kalimutan…
     Pero pwede kitang palitan…
132. Maganda ang gising ko…
     Kasi sinama kita sa pagtulog ko…
133. Sa ‘yo na lahat ang SSS ko
     Pati PHILHEALTH ko
     Basta akin ang PAG-IBIG mo
134. Alam mo miss kung alak ka lang
     Mas malaki matitipid ko
     Kc tinititigan pa lang kita
     Tinatamaan na ko eh!!
135. Para tayong constipated
     Ang sakit kasi kung mahihiwalay tayo eh.
136. Uy, picture tayo!
     Para ma-develop tayo!
137. Pwede ba kita maging driver?
     Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.
138. Hinde tayo tao. Hinde tayo hayop.
     Bagay tayo. Bagay talaga tayo.
139. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?
     Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
140. Favorite subject mo ba Geometry.
     Kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh!

34 Pick Up lines ng Bisdak!

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** coz i can’t last a day without you!!
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..
15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you’re driving me crazy eh..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..
17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..
18. I’m a bee..
*** can you be my honey??
19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..
21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..
22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..
24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..
25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..
26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..
27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..
28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!!
29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!
31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
*** para i’m always right next to “U”
32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
34. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…

New Happy Love Qoutes

Have you ever noticed that when you are in love, you always go around with a smile on your face? Indeed, love brings immense happiness to the lives of those who are experiencing it. The following happy love quotes talk about the bliss that those in love experience. Jennifer Aniston True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.

John Sheffield 'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.

Nora Roberts Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice.

Teilhard de Chardin The day will come when, after harnessing the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire.

Erica Jong Love is everything it is cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it... It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

George Elliot I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved.

Leo Buscaglia The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

Barbara De Angelis Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.

Joseph Conrad Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life.

Michael Dorrius Love transforms; it simultaneously makes us larger and limits our possibilities. It changes our history even as it breaks a new path through the present.

Saint Jerome The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.

Karr Love is the only passion which includes in it's dreams the happiness of someone else.

T. S. Eliot Love is most nearly itself when here and now cease to matter.

Helen Keller The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched; they must be felt with the heart.

New Hot Pick Up Lines

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of
chemistry and physics so important
a biological phenomenon as first love?
~Albert Einstein

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

If God is the DJ,
then Life is the dance floor;
Love is the rhythm,
and You are the music.

Love is the slowest form of suicide.

If Love is basketball
then I'm Michael Jordan!

Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.

If this is what love feels
like then give me a painkiller.

No woman should marry until
she has studied anatomy
and dissected at least one man

Guys are accessories,
until one proves he's an necessity.

Excuse me ... do you have a band-aid?
I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Top 100 Pick up Lines

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would you like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
24. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
29. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
36. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar"> He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
37. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
38. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? (female version)
or
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? (male version)
39. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.


Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 40. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
41. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
42. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
43. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
44. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
45. Say, did we go to different schools together?
46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
47. Wow! Are those real?
48. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
49. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon
50. I'll bet you  50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
51. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
52. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"
53. Your Daddy must be a farmer because you grew some nice melons?
54. That dress looks real becoming on you. Of course if I was that dress I'd be coming too.
55. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
56. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
57. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
58. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
59. (Lick finger than touch girl's clothing) Let's get you out of those wet clothes.
60. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
61. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
62. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
63. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays
64. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
65. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
66. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
67. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
69. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
70. You know what would look good on you? Me
71. So do ya wanna see something really swell?
72. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
73. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
74. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
75. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
76. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
77. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.
78. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
79. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?

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 Re:100 Cheesy Pick Up Lines penguin: 80. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap"> HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
81. Are you as good as your mother?
82. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
83. I have a two minute recovery time.
84. Didn't I do your sister?
85. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see my-self in your pants.
86. F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
87. Yo. You'll do.
88. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
89. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
90. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
91. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
92. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
93. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":"> Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
94. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
95. Do you want to see something swell?
96. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
97. Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
98. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
99. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
100. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Corny Pick Up Lines

I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
You know what would look good on you? Me!
Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
You turn my software into hardware!
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
Wanna come back to my farm and see my big cock?
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Hi, I have big feet.
Bond....James Bond
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
You make me wish I weren't gay!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
(pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
You look familiar.
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
Hey, I'm new in town.

New Hot Pick Up Lines

"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."

"Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass."

"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"

"Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

"You are the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening."

"I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?"

"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"

"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."

"Whoa, you just gave me the hardest semi I have ever had."

"Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink."

"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie."

"If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous."

"Can I even get a fake number?"

"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents."

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

"If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"

"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."

"I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"

"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."

"Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."

"I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"

Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee" - submitted by Allen (fixed by WEEDMAN)

"Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic

"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted" - submitted by Barry Thickk

"You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!" - submitted by "The Richmiester"

"Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"

"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get" - submitted by B.J.F

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you" - submitted by B.J.F

"Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious) - submitted by NeoPlasmaX

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!" - submitted by Jason

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."

"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."

"Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"

"Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."

"What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?" - submitted by DZINERLUV

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

"What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "

"Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "

"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "

"Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."

"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."

"What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)

"I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

you say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "

"you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"

"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "

"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "

"When God made you, he was showing off."

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. "

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "

"I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you."

"Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you."

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me! "

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change? "

"Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled. "

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? "

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?"

"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"

"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"

Anime Pick Up Lines

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Do they make you in hug pillow?

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"

Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"

Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

New how work Pick Up Lines

"You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a "Vaudevillian" style rimshot) ...of course, I've only been married twice!"

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"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel."

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"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
Edward

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Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

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Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

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Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

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You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine.

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Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"

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(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

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I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato

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"Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the most beautiful thing on this earth."

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" So how was heaven when you left?"

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I've received a lot of pick-up lines over the past few months, and to be honest I wasn't in any hurry to publish them since most were decidedly unromantic -- actually most were downright vulgar and far more likely to result in a slapped face than a romantic encounter.... Ah, but this morning, I receive four jewels from a very savvy gentleman named Joel -- take note guys, this is man who obviously knows how to win a lady's heart!

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(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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(Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says...)
Yep Made in heaven.

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Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See.

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If I follow you home will you keep me?

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"Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing."

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"I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?"

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(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."

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you: How are you feeling today?
her: Fine.
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

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baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!!

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"If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn't need a camel 'cause what good would smoking do?"

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"Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) 'cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged."

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"Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"

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"Was your father a thief?"
(No.)
"Oh, because I could've sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

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"Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?"

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"I don't mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days."

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I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart.

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Be orginial, say yes!

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Say girl..Ii'm baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter.....can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
-qutdiablo-

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are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running threw my mind all day!

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should I call in the morning or just nudge you?

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If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.

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Hi my name is Chance, Do I have one?

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Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?

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I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

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I'd ask you for a light, but you already lit my fire.

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Kissing you is like Drinking salty water: You drink, but then your thirst only increases.

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(lick your finger and then touch her shirt)
Here let help you ouy of those wet clothes

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Do you have any Irish in you?
(no)
Do you want some???

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A girl walks up to a guy and says: "Are you from Greece?"
, "No" he answers.
"Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" she says and blushes.

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Is it hot in here or is it just you?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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Honey always remember, it's not who you are, or what I am, it's what we become whem we are together....

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All the sugar, and honey in the world couldn't match the sweetness of your voice

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She says, I can't reach that far.. I'm too short. Man looks at her and says, "Not in my eye's your not!"...

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GEE I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN

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you:Do you have a quarter?
her:for what?
you:My mom told me to call her when i fell in love.

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It's gotta be a crime to look that good.

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you:Was your daddy a king for a day?
her:no, why?
you:he must have been to make a princess like you!