Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button......from the inside!
Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle....ill give you a dime if you take your time.
While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what's
that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.
The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump
into a trojan.
guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact
i can feel myself getting hard right now!
I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.
I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.
You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
I'm a french fry and you're ketchup. Can i get in you?
Just like a tootsie roll pop, I'd liked to find out how many licks it takes to get to your
center.
You're a pile of leaves... I wanna jump right in!
If you jingle my bells I can promise you a white Christmas.
Nike took my motto: Just Do It.
For women: when he asks to get into your pants just say, No thanks I have one asshole in
there already!
Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!
I was just wondering could those lips pull a ten pound vacuum on a onion sack?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis over there?
Hi, i'm peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?
You're on fire. Can I stop drop and roll with you?
I just got the shocks changed on my car. Want to try them out?
I'm a fireman, wanna see my hose?
Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
So can we hang out with my wang out or what?
Do you have a gynecologist... cause i just got my degree.
I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.
There’s a snickers in my pants….hungry why wait?
I'm learning about sex in biology...wanna experiment?
You look good in that shirt, but you would look even better with it off.
Are we In Alaska because I feel like a sexkimo!
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me.
Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.
What time do your legs open?
I'm good at math U+I=69.
Hey, want to play house. I could be the door and you could slam me all night long.
Girl your like a cream puff...hard to get into..but once you do its like a dream...silky and
smooth.
Will you sleep with me tonight? Cuz I'm afraid of the dark.
Are you with the Cingular plan? Because you got my bar raised!
What's a slut like you doing in a high class place like this?
Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.
Hey, I've got something to show you! Stand back it takes more room! (As you reach for your
zipper).
Guy: Are you Catsup? Girl: No, Why? Guy: Cause i'm mustard, we should get together on a
weiner.
(He) I'm not very good at my hobby (She) What's your hobby (He) keeping it in my pants.
Do u like the taste of chicken? We'll then suck on this it tastes foul.
I taste like candy. If you don't believe me why don't you try some.
If I was a skateboard I would grind you all night.
I'm like a snow storm,i'll give you 8 to 10 inches and keep you inside for the whole
weekend.
I'm like budweiser, always fills you up never lets you down.
I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?"
You make me want to have an affair.
It won't be a late night.. you'll be in bed by 7 and home by 11.
Give me a dollar and I'll make you holler.
Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob? Well
then, let me take you out to lunch.
Were you born on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock!
Hey, do you like France? (If yes:) So do I! Let's go and French!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me?
All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet.
You must be this tall (hold up hand as if to measure height) to ride the (your name).
You wanna go skinny dipping... in my water bed?
There's a little man in my pants and he would really like you to pet him.
Wanna play some football? We can both be skins…
Shall we shag now or shag later?
Baby, I want to strap you on like a feedbag. One leg over each ear!
You know, sex is like golf. It sucks until you finally get the ball in the hole yourself.
You're like a light switch..You turn me on.
There's a little man in my pants and he wants to meet you.
I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out.
I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Around you I'm like a complex word, long and hard.
guy:::: How do you scare a bee??
girl:::: i don't know how?
guy::::BOOBIE!!((grab her boob)))
I do floors, doors, windows, and you.
Can I use your thighs as earmuffs??
I have a math equation for you. You + me + whipped cream = a good idea.
Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I'll take you to my candy shop.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button......from the inside!
Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
I'm an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle....ill give you a dime if you take your time.
While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what's
that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.
The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump
into a trojan.
guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact
i can feel myself getting hard right now!
I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.
I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.
You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
I'm a french fry and you're ketchup. Can i get in you?
Just like a tootsie roll pop, I'd liked to find out how many licks it takes to get to your
center.
You're a pile of leaves... I wanna jump right in!
If you jingle my bells I can promise you a white Christmas.
Nike took my motto: Just Do It.
For women: when he asks to get into your pants just say, No thanks I have one asshole in
there already!
Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!
I was just wondering could those lips pull a ten pound vacuum on a onion sack?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't that Elvis over there?
Hi, i'm peter pants-less. wanna go to never-neverland?
You're on fire. Can I stop drop and roll with you?
I just got the shocks changed on my car. Want to try them out?
I'm a fireman, wanna see my hose?
Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later.
You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.
So can we hang out with my wang out or what?
Do you have a gynecologist... cause i just got my degree.
I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.
There’s a snickers in my pants….hungry why wait?
I'm learning about sex in biology...wanna experiment?
You look good in that shirt, but you would look even better with it off.
Are we In Alaska because I feel like a sexkimo!
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me.
Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.
What time do your legs open?
I'm good at math U+I=69.
Hey, want to play house. I could be the door and you could slam me all night long.
Girl your like a cream puff...hard to get into..but once you do its like a dream...silky and
smooth.
Will you sleep with me tonight? Cuz I'm afraid of the dark.
Are you with the Cingular plan? Because you got my bar raised!
What's a slut like you doing in a high class place like this?
Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.
Hey, I've got something to show you! Stand back it takes more room! (As you reach for your
zipper).
Guy: Are you Catsup? Girl: No, Why? Guy: Cause i'm mustard, we should get together on a
weiner.
(He) I'm not very good at my hobby (She) What's your hobby (He) keeping it in my pants.
Do u like the taste of chicken? We'll then suck on this it tastes foul.
I taste like candy. If you don't believe me why don't you try some.
If I was a skateboard I would grind you all night.
I'm like a snow storm,i'll give you 8 to 10 inches and keep you inside for the whole
weekend.
I'm like budweiser, always fills you up never lets you down.
I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?"
You make me want to have an affair.
It won't be a late night.. you'll be in bed by 7 and home by 11.
Give me a dollar and I'll make you holler.
Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob? Well
then, let me take you out to lunch.
Were you born on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock!
Hey, do you like France? (If yes:) So do I! Let's go and French!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me?
All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet.
You must be this tall (hold up hand as if to measure height) to ride the (your name).
You wanna go skinny dipping... in my water bed?
There's a little man in my pants and he would really like you to pet him.
Wanna play some football? We can both be skins…
Shall we shag now or shag later?
Baby, I want to strap you on like a feedbag. One leg over each ear!
You know, sex is like golf. It sucks until you finally get the ball in the hole yourself.
You're like a light switch..You turn me on.
There's a little man in my pants and he wants to meet you.
I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out.
I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Around you I'm like a complex word, long and hard.
guy:::: How do you scare a bee??
girl:::: i don't know how?
guy::::BOOBIE!!((grab her boob)))
I do floors, doors, windows, and you.
Can I use your thighs as earmuffs??
I have a math equation for you. You + me + whipped cream = a good idea.
