I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.
Winston Churchill
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Winston Churchill
One of the greatest casualties of the war in Vietnam is the Great Society... shot down on the battlefield of Vietnam.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and you have to go and get shot or something.
John Lennon
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.
Ernest Hemingway
I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
Michael Jordan
I would rather have been shot straight-up in cold blood-but to be set up? By people who you trusted? That's bad.
Tupac Shakur
I just spent 11 and a half months in a maximum-security jail, got shot five times, and was wrongly convicted of a crime I didn't commit.
Tupac Shakur
There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you can't move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies.
Robert Frost
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Bill Cosby
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
Rodney Dangerfield
Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke
I'll do whatever it takes to win games, whether it's sitting on a bench waving a towel, handing a cup of water to a teammate, or hitting the game-winning shot.
Kobe Bryant
Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it.
Colin Powell
Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'
Colin Powell
Small debts are like small shot; they are rattling on every side, and can scarcely be escaped without a wound: great debts are like cannon; of loud noise, but little danger.
Samuel Johnson
CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES
My love, you know you are my best friend.
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~
I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~
The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~
We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
~ by Disraeli ~
We can only learn to love by loving.
~ by Iris Murdoch ~
May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.
~ by L.O. Baird ~
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~
The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.
~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~
Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ by Mother Teresa ~
The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~
Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~
Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~
Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~
You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~
Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~
Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~
The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~
Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~
True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~
You know that I'd do anything for you
And my love, let nothing come between us.
My love for you is strong and true.
~ by Sarah McLachlan ~
I sought for Love
But Love ran away from me.
I sought my Soul
But my Soul I couldn't see.
Then I sought You,
And I found all three.
~ by Unknown Author ~
The best feelings are those that
Have no words to describe them....
~ by Michelle Hammersley ~
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
~ by Bette Midler ~
We are all born for love...
it is the principle existence and it's only end.
~ by Disraeli ~
We can only learn to love by loving.
~ by Iris Murdoch ~
May no gift be too small to give,
nor too simple to receive,
which is wrapped in thoughtfulness
and tied with love.
~ by L.O. Baird ~
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ by Oliver Wendell Holmes ~
The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere.
They're in each other all along.
~ by Maulana Jalalu'ddin Rumi ~
Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~ by Mother Teresa ~
The most wonderful of all things in life is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a growing depth, beauty and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing; it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of divine accident, and the most wonderful of all things in life.
~ by Sir Hugh Walpole ~
Love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person. Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
~ by Erich Fromm ~
Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
~ by Steve Winwood ~
Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ by Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~
You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
~ by Sam Keen ~
Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ by Leo Buscaglia ~
Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ by Elbert Hubbard ~
The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ by Victor Hugo ~
Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.
~ by Rev Ed Hird ~
True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.
~ by James J. Jones Ph.D. ~
CHEESY CORNY PICK UP LINES
I gathered these pick-up lines because of my colleauge at work. We were asked to intruduce ourselves and he always say this piece,
"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."
We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü
**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..
**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!
**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??
**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..
**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!
**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"
**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.
**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.
**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.
**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.
**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!
**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.
**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.
**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.
**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"
**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…
**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..
**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!
**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)
"Hi, my name is Michael Alcantara. You can call me 'Mike' for short, and for the girls, you can call me anytime."
We were all laughing out loud when we heard him so I had this idea on posting pick-up lines here. They are cheesy, I know, so laugh till you drop! Ü
**Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
**I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
**Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
**You know, You're like a diamond, coz' you are the most luxurious thing that I don't want to loose..
**I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear.. i can't last a day without you!!
**I'm a bee... can you be my honey??
**Am i a bad shooter?? coz i keep on missing you..
**Pwede bang tabi tayo palagi tuwing may exam... kasi I feel PERFECT beside you!
**Sana "T" na lang ako... para i'm always right next to "U"
**Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
**Alarm clock ka ba? ginising mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso.
**Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.
**Para kang Centrum. you make my life complete.
**Miss favor naman oh, marunong ka bang mag ayos ng cellphone? Pki check naman og sira ata, wala kc number mo.
**Alam mo mukhang inodoro... sa tuwing nakikita kc kita para aqng taeng nahuhulog sau!
**Para kang isang pustiso.. I can't smile without you.
**Sabi nila kasi libre lang mangarap.Libre ka ba?Ikaw kasi ang pangarap ko eh.
**Pag-ibig ko sa iyo ay parang opening ng Wowowee… Hindi magbabago.
**Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo…You give me “hope” and… “more"
**Saan mo gusto ikasal? Kasi ako… sa tabi mo…
**Me lisensya ka ba??*** coz you're driving me crazy..
**Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..
**Dalawang beses lang naman kitang nais makasama…… Now and Forever!
**Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh.. kundi ikaw.. (so cheesy!)
Corny ka Ba?
REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip
ko.
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD
Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v
pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh
)
Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!
Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi
IKAW….
Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
Hndi ka ba napapagod?
(bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing
kainin at papakin….hehe…
kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng
ksagutan…
BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P
OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)
MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(
BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN
UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]
ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip
ko.
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you…
DDBanat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your
anatomy…”
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi…
vpra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
Ate, kailangan mo ba ng balde? Nag-uumapaw kasi kgndahan mo eh
)Pangatlo:
Girl: May bagong unlimited ah?
Boy: Oh? Nu naman unli un?
Girl: Ikaw, unlimited ka sa puso ko!
Boy: Wow ha! talaga?… See more
Girl: OO! BUKAS EXPIRED KNA!!!
Ibenta niyo na lang bahay niyo, libre ka naman tumira sa puso ko.
Pang-apat: Grabe na talaga mga banat ngayon no? Sa sobrang dami wala na akong maisip kundi
IKAW….
Anong oras na?…Para masulat ko sa diary ko kung anong oras ako na in-love sayo…”
I’m a bee, can you be my honey?
Boy: saya ng araw ko!
Girl: bakit naman?
Boy: dahil kasama kita..
Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako!
Hndi ka ba napapagod?
(bakit?)
maghapon ka kasing tumatakbo sa isip ko.
wheeee…;)
Guy: mrs. Pwede ko poh ba ligawan anak nyo?
Mrs: di pwede nag aaral pa sya..
Guy:ahh.. Ok poh, mea na lng uwian…
Para kang ebak.
(bakit?)
Hindi kita kayang Paglaruan…
maglaro tayu.. wag lang taguan.. kasi a girl like you is impossible to find..
Alam m I hate all d letters in d alphabet but I love U so much…:]]
boy:ms. alam mo para kang chicharon, girl: why naman??? the boy answered…ang sarap mo kcing
kainin at papakin….hehe…
kupal ask: gaano moh ako kamahal?
Cheesy banat: hindi masusukat ng ano man o nino man..
pra kang isang lanatang bulaklak na nghi2ntay ng patak ng ulan d2 amn puso q naghi2ntay ng
ksagutan…
BAHALA PANGIT BASTA HULOG NG LANGIT. =P
OK LANG TAWAGIN MO AKONG HALIMAW BASTA OK LANG DN BA SAYO KAININ
KITA?. >=)
MABUTI PA ANG MULTO NAG PAPARAMDAM! EH IKAW!? =(
BAHALA NA MAPUROROT BASTA PUSO’Y DI KIKIROT. d=)
KAHIT DI AKO KAGWAPUHAN BASTA TANDAAN MO AAWAYIN KO SILA WAG KA LANG
MAHIPUAN
UTOT MO MAN AY MABAHO, ITO’Y AKING TITIISIN WAG KA LANG MAGLAHO. =]
ako’y isang exam kaya sgutin mo n ako
Harry Potter Funny Jokes
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. I am not being repressed.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
loved your jokes!
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7.The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. Adding the name "Bueller" to Professor Binns' roster is not funny.
16. "Springtime for Voldemort" is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. The Slytherin prefect is named Draco Malfoy, not "Rocky Horror."
21. It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin that "Once you go Black, you never go back."
22. I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth".
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
25. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
26. The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
27. I am not a tribble Animagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. Sirius Black is not #24601.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. I am not being repressed.
35. Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. I am not a Pinball Wizard.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say "NI".
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
49. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
loved your jokes!
THINGS I DO FOR THE ONE I LOVE
"Things You Can Do For The Special Love In Your Life"
Below you will find a list of special, different, little things you can do for the one you love. These things are best done "just because", for no reason but to show them you love them.
Once a week surf the net looking for jokes. When you find good ones print them out and slip them into your loved one's lunch bag. This provides him/her with a laugh during their hectic workday. It also lets them know that you're thinking about them.
Make a small box and in it put as many little paper hearts on it as you can (could be as many as 75) and put on ever yone something different that is special to you two. Like "your song", or the first movie you two saw together, a special evening to remember or just "I Love You" then when the box is full tie it up with a ribbon and leave it somewhere where they'll find it and telling them that whenever they're lonely or just before they go to bed to randomly pick out one of the hearts and read it.
How about this? If your loved one loves chocolate, every night without fail, place a chocolate heart on their pillow and share it together.
On your one year anniversary, do something special for your loved one. Try this.... Go to a craft store (or even a garage sale may have one or flea market) and purchase a bottle with a cork in it. Write your love a lengthy letter reviewing the past year, and expressing your everlasting love for them. Then tie the letter with a ribbon, put it in the bottle, put the cork in tightly, and date it. When you give it to them, they cannot be allowed to open it... they have to wait until the following year.
A year later, as they opens the bottle from the previous year, they will be presented with another message in a bottle. Hopefully, youwill be together long enough so that they will eventually have many, many bottles!! A wonderful collection for a special cabinet or shelves. Another tip is to purchase those pretty ornamental bottles that come in different colours (they are usually made to hold oils and such).
Here is a cute one! All you need is just a box of matches-with matches inside it and a tiny piece of paper. Write down this on that paper "You Are My Light". Then put it inside the match box. Fold the paper neatly or in a nice shape to make the tiny paper fit in. Decorate the matchbox if you want. Give this to your loved one at anytime you wish. It could help you to deepen your love and put a smile on his/her wonderful face!
When you don't have time to take a nice bubble bath with your love, opt for a nice, hot, candlelit shower with incense and music. This is wonderful for mornings and also lifts the mind for the day.
Here is a wonderful short story: When we first started dating, I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said I could get her anything, even a rock, as long as it was from the heart. So what I did was I found a small rock and for three weeks shaped it into a heart by sanding it and pressing it. On her birthday, I reminded her what she had said about me getting her anything, even a rock. Well, when I gave her the heart-shaped rock, she melted. So if you have the time, this makes a wonderful gift.
Buy your love one of those alarm clock which lets you record a 20 sec. message for him to wake up to! And whenever the mood strikes, change the message. It is the best way to wake up your love, telling them how much you love them and waking up to recorded kisses and sweet words from you.
Make sure that you spend at least five minutes when you first see each other just holding one another and telling the other that you love them. It really makes a person feel good about themselves, the relationship and of course the other person. Brings a smile to my face every time.
Here is an absolutely terrific idea! Get an anti-fog stick and write love notes on the bathroom mirror so when your mate gets out of the shower the message will show up in the steam.
Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
| Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. |
| If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss. |
| My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! |
| I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. |
| My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. |
| Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse. |
| Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. |
| Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood. |
| Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready. |
| I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky. |
| Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. |
| I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. |
| If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together. |
| You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone. |
| You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. |
| I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? |
| I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. |
| You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! |
| Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff. |
| Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement? |
| Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. |
| Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing? |
| Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! |
| One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. |
| You can have the portkey to my heart. |
| Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus. |
| I'd let you handle my wand any day! |
| Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
CORNY PICK UP LINES OF BF TO HER GF
Girl: If you were a thing what would you be?
Guy: Your EVERYTHING.
bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!!
Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.
me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!
may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...
me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???
me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..
me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.
habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.
Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...
Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."
my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,
me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..
bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!
cheezyyy!
Guy: Your EVERYTHING.
bf: sorry pero hindi na kita mahal
gf: (confused) ano??? bakit???
bf: kasi kung may higit pa sa salitang mahal, yun na ang nararamdaman ko sa'yo...
gf: (kilig to the bones) ang baduy mo talaga! san mo naman nakuha yan???
bf: dito...sa puso ko.
gf: lalong baduy!!!
Courting stage nag uusap kami sa phone and biglang parang naubusan kami ng kwento, so parang nag seryoso ako ng tanong.
me: so anong goals and plans mo sa buhay...
hubby: yung mahalin mo rin ako, mapaligaya ka, at makasama habang buhay!
may butas ba ang puso mo? kasi natrap ako sa loob, di na ko makalabas...
me: nasan ka?
boy: wala ba ako jan sa puso mo???
me: hon, sakit ng ulo ko..
bf: wag mo nga kasi ako pinag-iisip. lagi mo na lang ako pinag-iisip eh..napapagod din naman ako..(boses galit)
me: **confused**
bf: pagod na pagod na ako kakatakbo dyan sa isip mo kaya sumasakit ang ulo mo..
me: ano ba gusto mo?
bf: ikaw.
habang nagbibiruan:
me: adik ka!
bf: oo adik na [textspeak!]. adik na sayo.
Nasira camera ko recently. Of course, nalungkot ako at super nabad trip. My boyfriend offered his camera so I can still take pictures and capture the moments...
Biglang hirit ng... "Ako kasi nasa puso at utak ko lahat ng mga moment na andito ka sa buhay ko. My mind processes how beautiful you are and how put color into my memories..."
my bf was confined sa hospital for almost a week and ako nagbantay sa kanya. one night, matutulog na ko,
me : ano ba yan? dito na ko nakatira sa ospital.. (mejo sweet and nakangisi ako)
bf : hindi ka nakatira sa ospital. dito ka nakatira sa puso ko.. ayan ha may permanent address ka na..
bf: buy ka sa ace hardware ng padlock for your luggage to SG
me: babe galing nga ako sa ace hardware yesterday but they dont have single padlock. they have 6 in 1 pack. and costs a little like 300 bucks. ano naman gagawin ko sa limang natitirang padlocks?
bf: eh di padlock mo na ang puso ko = I
me: padlock 5 times? yiheee =)
bf:and only you holds the key to my heart. naks!
cheezyyy!
Tagalog Love Qoutes
sabe nla unfair daw ang mundo! Pag may nagma2hal sau, pilit kng lumalayo. Pag may minamahal ka, umiiwas nmn cla. Pro bakt ganun? Nung ikaw yng minahal ko, d ka lumayO??
nsaktan ka ng nkita mng ksama ko cia, nsaktn ka ng nkta mng msaya ko sa piling nya, nsaktn ka ng malman mng mahal ko cia, wish ko lng ndi ka na masa2ktan, kc ndi mo lng alam ikw tlga mahal ko at ndi cia!!!
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.
Wag kang iiyak kahit mahalata mong masaya siya sa piling ng iba. Ni ang malungkot, iwasan mo. Malay mo, hiniling din niyang maging happy ka kahit na alam niyang hindi na pwede kasi wala na siya.
Matagal kong tinagong mahal kita. Ginawa ko ang lahat para sayo. Binigay ko na pati puso at kaluluwa ko pero hindi mo pa rin ako napansin. Ang masakit pa dun, nang naglakas loob akong sabihin sayong mahal kita, ang sinabi mo lang, "Ows? Talaga?"
Minsan ang sinasabi ng isip, iba sa nilalaman ng puso kaya pati damdamin, nalilito! Hindi malaman kung alin ang dapat sundin. Ang isip na nagsasabi ng dapat? O ang pusong nagmamahal ng tapat?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?
yokong magtanong, kasi yokong malaman. yokong malaman, kasi yokong masaktan... pero bat pa ko aayaw kung ikaw na nagsabing... yoko.. sayo.. oo, alam ko na nagkamali ako, pero ngaun alm ko na un, lam kong iniwan kta, pero matatanggap mo ba ko? khit na sbrang sakit ang nbgay ko sau? mtatanggap mo pa b ko?
love m pa ba ako? hindi na... siryoso k b... pero bakit...? pero gusto ko lang malaman mo mahal n mahal parin kita... ....tang*na...
i know dat u already found maybe d ryt person hu u think will luv u, more dan i did, dont wori, im not hurt, i'd wait, n if u come back, il just say. WAG KA MAGALALA, MAHAL PA DIN KITA!
bakit kung kailan natuto akong maghintay hindi ka dumating? bakit kung kailan natuto akong magtiis dun ka sumuko? bakit kung kailan natutunan kitang mahalin dun ka lumayo, bakit kung kailan mahal na kita saka ka nagmahal ng iba? kaya kong tuyuin ang iyong mga luha sa bawat sakit na iyong mararamdaman ngunit kailang mo kaya mapupuna ang aking luha? pareho lang tayong nasasaktan ikaw sa kanya at ako sa yo
hbang nasau ang taong mahal mo, alagaan mo...
wag mo hayaan dmatng un araw na pagcchan mo na nawala na xa, at sbhin ña sa ung,"kaw kc eh, pnabayaan mo ko..."
wen sm1 leaves u, dont hope and w8t 4 dat person to come back... feel gud about urself and say:
"nxt plz, mahaba ang pila!"
minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo. minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo, ngayon minahal mo ako, pinakawalan ko,
bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal, ngayong may mahal na akong iba?
kpg ikaw sad.. and2 lng me, kpg away k nla awy q cla ala me pkialam kng mdmi mng kaaway q, bsta alm q ur spcl kya ayw q msktan k.. kc mahal kta eh
an angel askd me 'bkit ka sad?' thinkng of u i answrd 'kc mis ko na sya e'.. den i heard d angel giggle.. i lukd up nd bgan 2 smyl nd sed " _____, kaw pla yan'
may mga bgay n kht sau n, nwawla pa.. pro tlagng gnon! kya naisip kta. lam kng dka sakin, pro sana bago ka mwla..
malman mong, kung dka mahlga, e di sna hinayaan nlng kta.
sUm1 aSkd mE.. "if eAch pErS0n hAs aN aNgEL, y caNt wE sEe thEm?" i juz sMyLd nd sAid.. "bkt c ___, nkkta k0?"
Lht kayo nangakong d ako iiwn,mukng kaw lang ang 22pad dun..magling prn tlga ko kc nka kta pa akong gaya mo pagktps nla akong iwn laht..kla ko tlga wlang wla na ko..pro andyn ka na..ngagwa ko nnamn laht..
sbi nla pg dka mk2log me ngiicp s'yo at ngmmhal.. cgrado un taong un mis ka tlga.. kya kunD ka mk2log, sORI! di ko mapigilan eh..
Der r tyms dt m s0 kuLit dt u Lyk 2puT sc0thtape na 2 my m0uTh, mNsan im s0 isipbata dt u Lyk 2 tie me 2a tree pr0 kht ul do dat ol 2me, d kta iiwn kc love kta..
Minsan nalilito ka kung ano b ang dapat sundin ang puso ba o ang isip. Mas marami parin ang puso ang sinusunod dahil hindi ito pwedeng magkamali lalo na kung malinis at tapat ang hangarin nito
ngalit skn c Lord..sabi nya.. 'anak,kng san san kangppunta' tps,nkta nyang ksma kta.. 'o,bat ka kc lumapit dyn?' sb ko.. 'Lord,sry..kla ko kc langit e'
bkit ang tao pag love mo, iiwan ka. pag nmn iniwan mo ma2halin k.pag love mo ciang tlga,may love nmng iba bkt gnun,magulo? tulad mo--
kunwari, masya ako...kunwari, ok ako...kunwari, wla akong problma...kumwari, nsa langit ako... ok lng ba kong icpin kng kunwari mhal m ko? kunwari lng nmn eh
kLaN kyA darAtiNg uLit yUnG aRAw na tAyOy mAGkAsaMa mUli?nA tAyOy mAgiGiNg mAsaya At mAmAhAlin Pa rIn aNg iSat isA?mAghIhiNtaY pArin akO...Pro kELen nGa kAya?....aH siGUro pAg nAkAlimUtaN mO nA sIyA...
When you run I chased you You told me to stop following you, When I stopped, you got mad! Aminin mo na...IN LOVE ka rin sa akin 'no?
Naging tau nong wla na kau.. Sbi mo minahal mo sya pro mas minahal mo ko... Masaya pa nga tau d ba!!! Ngayon bumabalik sya iniwan mo ko... Ngayon pa! Na d ko na kayang mawala ka...
Lam mO hrap pag nwala ung mhal mo.. nakakalungkot, masakit,nakakamiss.. bkt ganun noh? Pgkatapos ng saya ddting din ung time na iiwan ka nia.. dun pa sa part na sobrang mahal mo na siya..
Kala ko dati malas ako.. kala ko pinagtripan ako ng mundo tapos napatingin ako sau tpos napangiti.. bkt? Kc kahit gano ako kamalas.. bawing bawi naman dhl sau!
Nung gabing un.. halos tumulo luha ko dhl skng nadarama.. nang iyong cnb "ayoko na.." masakit man icpin pro kelangan tanggapin.. hindi nmn hbang buhay kang AKIN.. =(
Iniwan kita d dhl ayoko na, d rin dhl meron akong iba, d dhl suko n ko at d rn dhl nkkpgod na.. gus2 ko lng hanapin m ang pagmamahal ko.. kc pag nasayo.. winawala mo..
Impt p b ako sau? Kc d ka na tulad ng dati.. ung swit, thoughtful, at lagi akong naaalala.. teka.. ibahin ko nlng tanong ko.. mhl m p ba ako?
Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya? O ikaw kasi hindi mo matanggap na ayaw na niya?
Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive. Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.
Ang pagmamahal daw ay parang laruan. Kapag bago pa lang, mahal na mahal at haLos ayaw ipahiram sa iba, ayaw pahawakan at ayaw pakawalan. Pero ang masama, iniingatan nga, paulit-ulit namang pinaglalaruan
If you feel so sad, lean on my shoulder. If you want to cry, eto panyo. Pero pag di mo na kaya, yakap na lang kita. Para feel mo, hindi ka nag-iisa. Nandito lang me lagi just 4u!
Kapag dumating ang araw na ayaw mo na sakin, sabihin mo lang! Kaya kitang pakawalan. Tatanggapin ko kung yun rin lang. Pero sana hayaan mong yakapin kita habang sinasabi, "Sakin ka babalik, ha. Pag iniwan ka na niya."
You know I like you. I even care for you. Sometimes I even think you're more than just a friend knowing na iba na ang nararamdaman ko para sayo. What if mahalin kaya kita? Wag na lang siguro. Di yata masayang magmahal mag-isa!
Nanaginip ako kagabi. Kasama daw kita. Ang saya ko nga kasi sabay daw tayong kumain tapos nagkwentuhan pa. Maya-maya, dumaan siya. Sinundan mo at naiwan ako. Hanggang sa panaginip ko ba naman siya pa rin ang mahal mo?
Sa pag-ibig, di mahalaga ang nakaraan kundi ang kasalukuyan. Mas matimbang ang karanasan kaysa sa sakit na pinagdaanan. Ang tanging magpapatatag dito ay kapatawaran at hindi ang pagsumbat sa kasalanan.
Kahit ilang beses pa akong masaktan dahil sayo, di kita iiwan, di ako susuko. Dahil kung may 100 dahilan para iwan ka, hahanap pa rin ako ng isang dahilan para ipaglaban ka.
Sabi naman sayo, eh. Wag kang maging sweet, wag kang maglambing. Tingnan mo tuloy ngayon. Kasalanan mo to, eh! Masasaktan na naman ako kasi mahal na kita, eh. Mahal na mahal.
Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?
Ang galing ni God, no? Alam niya kung saan magiging masaya ang tao, kung saan sila pwedeng magmahal at mahalin ng totoo, kung saan yung langit dito sa mundo. Hmm. Kaya pala nilagay niya ko malapit sayo
15 Funny Geeky Pick Up Lines
I just finished watching the season finale of The Big Bang Theory, and I think I am still a bit hung over from spending hours with Sheldon, Leonard, Wolowitz and Raj. When I ran across the site Pick Up Lines Galore, I couldn’t help but think of the third person in that list. They have all sorts of pick up lines – geeky ones being at the top of the list.
Not surprisingly, I found myself searching Google for other funny geeky pick up lines. Here are 15 of the best that I found.
1. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
2. You’re more special than relativity.
3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
4. “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
5. Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
6. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
7. Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
8. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
9. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
10. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
11. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
12. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
13. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
14. You compute me.
15. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Now I wouldn’t really recommend that you guys use these lines in the real world. Then again, you never know what results you might get!
Not surprisingly, I found myself searching Google for other funny geeky pick up lines. Here are 15 of the best that I found.
1. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
2. You’re more special than relativity.
3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
4. “Urkuk lu Stalga.” That’s Klingon for “I love you baby.”
5. Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
6. Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
7. Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
8. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
9. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
10. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
11. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
12. If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
13. Did you make a Google Bomb? Whatever I search for, it’s you I find.
14. You compute me.
15. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Now I wouldn’t really recommend that you guys use these lines in the real world. Then again, you never know what results you might get!
10 broken heart qoutes
10. Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you’re lonely remember it’s true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
9. I still run, I still swing open the door, I still think, you’ll be there like before. Doesn’t everybody out there know to never come around? Some things a heart won’t listen to, I’m still holding out for you.
8. I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn’t need you. I was finally accepting a life without you. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all.
7. There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
6. When you are alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers remember that in those spaces. You can see my fingers locked with forever.
5. Someone asked me what the happiest day of my life was, as I closed my eyes and felt a tear slide down my face I thought back to the day where you first told me you loved me.
4. The worst part about falling out of love, is wondering if you’ll ever open up that far again.. I just have to know .. do you ever miss me, do I ever just randomly enter your mind.
3. The feeling I get when I see you in my dreams is full of joy. ‘Cause even though I can’t see, have, hear you in reality. It feels good to know I can in my dreams.
2. I cry, but not because I need you back, Not because I want you but because I finally realize I’m learning how to let you go.
1. There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.
9. I still run, I still swing open the door, I still think, you’ll be there like before. Doesn’t everybody out there know to never come around? Some things a heart won’t listen to, I’m still holding out for you.
8. I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn’t need you. I was finally accepting a life without you. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all.
7. There’s this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It’s the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me.
5. Someone asked me what the happiest day of my life was, as I closed my eyes and felt a tear slide down my face I thought back to the day where you first told me you loved me.
4. The worst part about falling out of love, is wondering if you’ll ever open up that far again.. I just have to know .. do you ever miss me, do I ever just randomly enter your mind.
3. The feeling I get when I see you in my dreams is full of joy. ‘Cause even though I can’t see, have, hear you in reality. It feels good to know I can in my dreams.
2. I cry, but not because I need you back, Not because I want you but because I finally realize I’m learning how to let you go.
1. There are things that we don’t want to happen but have to accept, things we don’t want to know but have to learn, and people we can’t live without but have to let go.
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