Transformer's Pick Up Line

"Hey baby, wanna transform & roll out to my place?"

"I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?"

"If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix".

"There's a lot more than meets the eye".

"Don't take this the wrong way but I'm looking for a Headmaster".
 
"Do you want the touch? Do you want the power?! YEEEAH!!!"

"My key inserted into your Vecto Sigma = Auto(e)botic bliss." 

"I'll make ya starscream for more"

"wanna see my Magnus hammer?"

"are u into energon necklaces? 

"Baa Weep Gra na Deep Witmy dong"

"One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area"

" Want to go back to my place and transform my Erector?"

"I am transformed."


You want if I should Thrust my Ramjet in your Shothole until you Discharge?

Why not give me a Whirl? I'll guarantee you'll feel a good Shockwave.

Girl:Give me your Hot Rod for a really Hot Shot
Guy:Be careful,you wouldn't want to get a Tight Shot into your Deadeye.

I want to Overrun your Deepdive...I'll make sure you'll become Spastic.

How Romantic you are?

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

• If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
• You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
• Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
• Are there any more like you at home?
• Do you come here often?
• I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
• I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
• (Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
• People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
• Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
• I’d like to give you CPR!
• A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
• Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
• (Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
• Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
• Will you be my neighbor?
• Tonight’s the night, right?
• My wife doesn’t understand me.
• Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
• Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
• Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
• You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
• I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
• Don’t let me be the one that got away!
• I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
• Hey, baby! What’s happening!
• Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

How Romantic you are?

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~

Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~

I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~

I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~

I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

SHORT FUNNY QOUTES EVER

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Short funny quotes by, Bob Hope


"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
Short funny quotes by, Ronald Reagan


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
Short funny quotes by, Tommy Lasorda


"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
Short funny quotes by, Zsa Zsa Gabor


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."
Short funny quotes by, Jim Wohford


"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool.
Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short funny quotes by, Yogi Berra


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Short funny quotes by, Bill Cosby


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

Top 10 DOTA PICK UP LINES

1. Si Enchantress k b kc d kta kayang takasan masakit kasi impetus
2. Si Bloodseeker k b kc ang hirap lumayo sau bawal tumakbo nka rupture
3. Ang hirap tlga pag may kakampi kang Tiny pilit tayong pinag tatabi na
   
4. Sana ikaw n lng ung frozen throne d kta kayang isuko
5. Ako kasi si Rikimaru kaya isipin mu lagi mu lng akong ksama Wahaha level 6 na! nakainvi mode
6. Ikaw ba si sand king pag k pasok mu s puso q niyanig mu agad e Epicenter agad!
7. Huwag ka matakot aq c Skeleton king kahit mamatay aq mabubuhay aq para sau.
8. Ikaw Ba si Sven kc grabe k ang lakas mu s aken. Wahaha Gods Strength
9. Sana neutral creeps na lng ako para gawin mong alaga.
   
10. Sige kaw n parati mag lasthit para ikaw n ung top 1 s dota lalo n s puso q.

Corny Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

23 of the worst jokes you'll ever hear

1. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside." "...How's that?"
"Don't you start." (someone please explain this one to me lol!)

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your
oyster ... go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today." They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' "So that was nice of them."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".
"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't
do it!"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night.

New Tagalog Pick up Lines

1. Czarovic – “Kung magkakaroon ako ng sariling planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis nito, para sa iyo lang iikot ang mundo ko.”
2. Nakakapagpabagabag – “Sana Facebook status ka nalang, para puwede kitang i-like.”
3. Kuya Tot – “Ibenta mo na bahay mo, tutal nandito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.”
4. Hannahbeh – “Sana naka-off ang ilaw, para tayo nalang mag-on.”
5. No name – “Noodles ka ba? Kasi lucky me.”
6. Drent – “Para tayong kuwento ni Juan Tamad. Ako si Juan Tamad, ikaw yung bayabas. Hinihintay lang kitang mahulog sa kin.”
7. Specialist – “Ang buhay ko ay parang seesaw. Pag wala ka, down ako.”
8. No name – “Para kang holdaper. Lahat ibibigay ko sa yo, wag mo lang akong saktan.”
9. Astroboy – Boy: “Anong Tagalog ng ‘I love you’?” Girl: “Mahal kita.” Boy: “Mahal din kita.”
10. Nemotastic – “Ang galing mo din no? Di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa yo.”
11. West Ice Toshiba – “Miss, may nakapagsabi na ba sa iyong…ang guwapo ko?”
12. Neophyte – “Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
13. Nemotastic – “Album ka ba? Kasi single ako.”
14. Caramello – “Sana exam mo nalang ako, para sagutin mo din ako.”
15. Siko ni Kuya Mar – “Kung ibibigay ko ba sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibabangga mo sa pader ng kabiguan?”
16. YñaKì/Cyril – “Bastos ka rin no? Di ka man lang nagpapaalam tuloy-tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko!”
17. Bien – “Google ka ba? Lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko, sa iyo ko natagpuan eh!”
18. Asar – “Steady ka ba? Gusto kitang galawin eh.”
19. Grim Vixen – “Parang kang tae; hindi kita kayang paglaruan.”
20. No name – “Dalawa lang ang pwedeng mangyari. Either magmurahan tayo o magmahalan tayo. So ano?”
21. McDENZEL – “Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko, ang simula, U N I.”
22. Duke – “Nakalimutan ko pangalan mo eh. Puwede bang tawagin nalang kitang AKIN?”
23. Codename No_Codename – “Nakalunok ka ba ng kuwitis? Kasi pag ngumiti ka…may spark!”
24. Renj – “Para kang paaralan, gusto kitang pasukan araw-araw.”
25. Blair – “Sana ikaw ang cardiologist ko…para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
26. K2ytes – “Nasira yata cellphone ko, kasi wala dito number mo eh!”
27. West Ice Toshiba – “Siguro freezer ka tapos tubig naman ako. Pag pinasok kita, tumitigas ako!”
28. Austin Hojilla – “Sana scientist ako, para ikaw naman ang lab ko.”
29. Dru – “Miss, para kang rebond, nagawa mo kong straight!”
30. Astroboy – “Sana ako nalang si antok, para gabi-gabi puwede kitang dalawin.”
31. Eien17 – “Feeling mo ba may kulang sa buhay mo? Baka AKO yun!”
32. Randy Jackstone – “Tindera ka ba ng yosi? Kasi you give me HOPE…and MORE.”
33. Tripleplay 23 – “Lamesa ka ba? Gusto kitang patungan eh!”
34. Amia Jo – “Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away.”
35. Amia Jo – “Para ka namang kulangot, you’re so hard to get.”
36. Amia Jo – “Baril ka ba? Patira naman, kahit isang putok lang.”
37. John Lloyd Van Damme – “Miss may ipagtatapat ako sa yo…ayan…nakatapat na.”
38. RVincent – “Minsan gusto kitang galitin, para patulan mo naman ako.”
39. Pole Dancer – “Magic lamp ka ba? Sige nga, pahimas!”
40. No name – “Para kang cactus. Kasi handa akong masaktan, mayakap ka lang.”
41. Paul Ignatius – “Musician ka ba? Tumataas nota ko sa yo eh!”
42. Blitzkrieg – “Tricycle ka ba? Pasakay naman, hanggang labasan lang.”
43. D’ Pusher -”Sana naging palay ka nalang, para puwede kitang bayuhin.”
44. Gracia – “Sana posporo ka at posporo ako, para match tayo.”
45. Spongebob – “Pssst…magkano?”
46. No name – “Fishball ka ba? Ang sarap mong tuhugin eh!”
47. No name – “Pag wala ka, ang buhay ko parang lapis na hindi pa natatasahan: pointless.”
48. Maverick – “Sumali ka ng contest no? Kasi PANALO ka eh!”
49. KiD BuKid – Boy: “Puwede ba kitang maimbitahan para mag pizza at sex?” Girl: “Ayoko nga!” Boy: “Ay bakit, ayaw mo ng pizza?”
50. Maximo – “Sana naging manok ka nalang. Para lagi mong inuupuan mga itlog ko.”