Here is a collection of the top 50 best sweet pickup lines and chat up lines for picking up guys or girls at a bar. Sure, some of them are way too cheesy, but sometimes cheesy mixed with sincerity does have a sweetness and vulnerability to it… of course, as we all know, in the end, it’s not the line that’s recited, it’s who is saying the line. here is the list of sweet pickup lines and chat up lines:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?
Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would
you smile for me?
Hi. I just wanted to say I think you are really pretty, and I’d like to buy you a drink.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the
world.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me can I borrow your cell? it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first
time I fell in love.
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with
you.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.
If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.
I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.
i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.
Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!
I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…
do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?
Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines that are romantic, sweet, sexy and funny.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.
You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss?
A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
Excuse me is your last name Gillette? ...because you are the best a man can get!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Please be patient - this is my first time.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
January 29 2011 corny jokes
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
January 28 2011 Pick up Lines
Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And more funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Top 10 pick-up lines 2011
(in no particular order)
1) My GPS failed, can you give me directions to your heart?
2) I'm cold, would you be my Snuggie?
3) Your must be from the Jersey Shore cause I have a Situation!
4) Would you like to come up to MySpace?
5) I drive an electric car, can I plug-in and get some juice?
6) Do you like waffles or pancakes for breakfast?
7) Your name must be Toyota cause your driving me crazy!
8) Can I use your iPhone? I need to slide over and text you a compliment!
9) I'm updating my hottie data base, what was your phone number again?
10) Call me Rumpelstiltskin cause I want to sleep with you forever
1) My GPS failed, can you give me directions to your heart?
2) I'm cold, would you be my Snuggie?
3) Your must be from the Jersey Shore cause I have a Situation!
4) Would you like to come up to MySpace?
5) I drive an electric car, can I plug-in and get some juice?
6) Do you like waffles or pancakes for breakfast?
7) Your name must be Toyota cause your driving me crazy!
8) Can I use your iPhone? I need to slide over and text you a compliment!
9) I'm updating my hottie data base, what was your phone number again?
10) Call me Rumpelstiltskin cause I want to sleep with you forever
January 26 2011 New pick up lines
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- (Trip and fall into his lap; then say) I’m sorry! I’m so clumsy.
- (If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?
- (Send a note via waiter to a man that says) “Here is my phone number. Would you like to have coffee some time?
- Didn’t I see you in GQ?
- (For the younger ladies to use on a boy) I was going to double-date with my friend and her date, but mine cancelled. Would you go with me?
- You look like a real challenge.
- My girlfriend thinks we should meet and go out because we’d be perfect for each other.
- Hi! You look interesting.
- Aren’t you the poster boy for erectile dysfunction?
- Maybe my sight’s going, but you’re the hottest guy I’ve seen all night!
- You look like the kind of guy who likes pizza and beer.
- I love sports.
- I love beer.
- Did you go to __________(name of high school or college)__________?
- How would you like to deliver me from temptation?
- I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.
Are you a stuntman?
- I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.
- (As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!
- Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.
- Do you go to ___________(name of gym)________________?
- How about going to the game on Saturday?
- I’ve got a hot tub at home.
- Aren’t you Sheila Graham’s (use any name) cousin?
- You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?
- You’re handsomer than George Clooney and Brad Pitt – rolled into one!
- Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?
- I like inexperienced men.
- (Approach a man with a pen or anything and say) Did you drop this? (No.) Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.
- Which one of you guys is buying my drinks?
- Hey, Leather! You’re with me!
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77 Ridiculous Pick Up Lines
Humorous pick-up lines that will crack you up!
Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are your pants from outer space? 'Cause your butt is out of this world,=.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
Don't you know me from somewhere?
My love for you is like diarrhea - I can't hold it in
Do you have a library card?'Cause I"d like to check you out
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It's just that your number's not in it.
You've got all the curves, and I've got all the angles
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You stole my heart. But that's okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You've got fine written all over you.
Does my breath smell okay?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You turn my software into hardware!
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I've never fallen for a girl like you before.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Can I even get a fake number?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?
You smell. Let's shower.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Are you an alarm clock? 'Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I can't see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Let's save water. Let's shower together.
My neck hurts, because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
Hi, I'm Fun. I don't think you've had me yet.
Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb.
Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
If I follow the rainbow will I get you in the end?
Good thing I'm not flammable because you're smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror you'd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
I'm like a clock and you're the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Hey can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly!
Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!
Are you religious? (Why?) Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Let's play chess. You turn off the light and I'll make the first move!
Can I take your temperature?
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
That shirt is awful. Take it off now!
Baby do you have a license? 'Cause you're driving me crazy
You'll do.
Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are your pants from outer space? 'Cause your butt is out of this world,=.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
Don't you know me from somewhere?
My love for you is like diarrhea - I can't hold it in
Do you have a library card?'Cause I"d like to check you out
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It's just that your number's not in it.
You've got all the curves, and I've got all the angles
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You stole my heart. But that's okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You've got fine written all over you.
Does my breath smell okay?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You turn my software into hardware!
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I've never fallen for a girl like you before.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Can I even get a fake number?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?
You smell. Let's shower.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Are you an alarm clock? 'Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I can't see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Let's save water. Let's shower together.
My neck hurts, because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
Hi, I'm Fun. I don't think you've had me yet.
Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb.
Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
If I follow the rainbow will I get you in the end?
Good thing I'm not flammable because you're smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror you'd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
I'm like a clock and you're the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Hey can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly!
Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!
Are you religious? (Why?) Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Let's play chess. You turn off the light and I'll make the first move!
Can I take your temperature?
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.
That shirt is awful. Take it off now!
Baby do you have a license? 'Cause you're driving me crazy
You'll do.
January 25 2011 Quarrel Qoutes
Love, like a river, will cut a new path
whenever it meets an obstacle.
whenever it meets an obstacle.
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To live without loving is to not really live
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As you continue to send out love, the energy returns to you in a regenerating spiral... As love accumulates, it keeps your system in balance and harmony. Love is the tool, and more love is the end product.
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Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you: I had no control over
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No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
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Harmonizing heart and brain through love is what can establish a complete intelligence, a complete self, where a child can look at life and realize there are no dead ends, there are always possibilities. The greatest gift a parent can give a child during all the ups and downs of life is love.
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The quarrels of lovers are like summer storms. Everything is more beautiful when they have passed.
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Love is like a mustard seed;
planted by God
and watered by men.
planted by God
and watered by men.
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Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love
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Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?
Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
This is one of those sickingly cutesy lines. Very sweet and at least there is a zero chance you will get slapped.
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.
If you are going to use this line, you better have something large to back it up. You whip out something that does the damage of a H2 needler and there is going to be disappointment. The ladies want the long barrel.
As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.
Another one that won’t be taken offensively. You will have a better chance of this line bringing success if you are actually on a killing spree. The ladies love a man with some serious skills.
Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
This one is likely to get a cheesy response but inside she will be giggling. It may help if you say it kinda gangster. Da BOMB yo!
With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?
Very straight forward and your intentions are clear. If she shoots you down, make sure there is at least a power weapon close by. That way you can use the same technique on the rockets to make yourself feel a little better. Hey, at least you scored something.
You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
You may be able to sell it, but make sure you can follow through as well. If the girls want your package, you better have a 10 star delivery.
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
You may get hit with this one. You may also get lucky with it as well. Make sure you are good enough to back this one up on the slight chance your offer is accepted. You don’t just want to just bring her shields down, you want the bomb detonated explosion.
*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?
If you use this one, be sure to stand near a dual wieldable weapon. That way if she starts to raise her arm like she is going to hit you, you can back up and shout, “I was talking about that plasma rifle right there! Geez!”
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.
This one is direct and to the point without being horribly offensive. If she gets upset just tell her you are new to the game, don’t know the map, and thought you were supposed to follow the icons.
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
This is a hilariously cheeky one. Use it on the girl who is defending the base to maximize your chances. Just watch out for a shotgun blast to the face as you come sneaking in. Access is not always granted.
*Disclaimer : These won’t really work. Good luck trying though.
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