(in no particular order)
1) My GPS failed, can you give me directions to your heart?
2) I'm cold, would you be my Snuggie?
3) Your must be from the Jersey Shore cause I have a Situation!
4) Would you like to come up to MySpace?
5) I drive an electric car, can I plug-in and get some juice?
6) Do you like waffles or pancakes for breakfast?
7) Your name must be Toyota cause your driving me crazy!
8) Can I use your iPhone? I need to slide over and text you a compliment!
9) I'm updating my hottie data base, what was your phone number again?
10) Call me Rumpelstiltskin cause I want to sleep with you forever
all terrrible! guaranteed to get a slap1
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