Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes: Corny Pickup Lines We always Hear

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. Most of these were submitted by people on the web, but a few of them I remember from my college days. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
Are there any more like you at home?
Do you come here often?
I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
(Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
I’d like to give you CPR!
A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
Will you be my neighbor?
Tonight’s the night, right?
My wife doesn’t understand me.
Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Don’t let me be the one that got away!
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Hey, baby! What’s happening!
Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!