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Rednick Pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that
would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that
would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
lines of your pick
* It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
* Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
* You must be the cause of global warming.
* I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
* It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
* Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
* Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
* If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
* You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
* I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
* I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
* Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
* Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?
* You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
* I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
* (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
* If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
* If you're here, who's running heaven?
* Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
* I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
* If I were you I would go out with me.
* Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
* Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
* I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
* Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
* You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
* If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
* If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
* Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
* Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
* One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
* May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
* I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
* Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
* Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
* Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
* How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
* Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
* You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
* Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
* Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
* Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
* If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
* Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
* Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
* If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
* I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
* I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
* I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
* If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
* Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
* This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
* Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
* May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
* I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
* Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
* Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
* You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
* My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
* I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
* I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
* I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
* I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
* I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
* Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
* Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
* Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
* Touch her shoulder with your index finger. Make a hissing sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell her you just got a 3rd degree burn.
* "Can I call you Sky? Why? Because you're the reason mine is blue"
* Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
* You must be the cause of global warming.
* I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
* It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
* Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
* Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
* If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
* You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
* I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
* I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
* Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
* Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?
* You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
* I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
* (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
* If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
* If you're here, who's running heaven?
* Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
* I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
* If I were you I would go out with me.
* Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
* Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
* I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
* Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
* You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
* If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
* If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
* Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
* Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
* One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
* May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
* I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
* Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
* Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
* Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
* How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
* Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
* You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
* Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
* Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
* Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
* If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
* Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
* Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
* If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
* I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
* I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
* I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
* If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
* Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
* This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
* Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
* May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
* I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
* Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
* Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
* You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
* My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
* I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
* I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
* I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
* I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
* I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
* Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
* Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
* Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
* Touch her shoulder with your index finger. Make a hissing sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell her you just got a 3rd degree burn.
* "Can I call you Sky? Why? Because you're the reason mine is blue"
Dating Pick up Line
A number of times you have felt at loss as you have failed to coif the mood with the right kind conversations. A number of times you might have suffered alone; shed those silent tears as you might have failed to impress him/her with the right words.
Bid bye to all your worries as on this page we have tried to shortlist the top dating pick up lines to make your date an event you will remember for ever. Astonish him/her with the top sating pick up lines and experience the difference that it makes.
Dating Pick Up Line 1: "Hey am I dreaming? You cannot be real" This is indeed one of the top 10 dating lines to magnify your Miss Right. Woman loves to hear praises so appreciate her in quite a subtle way. Do not over exaggerate your appreciation as then it will sound somewhat fake and false.
Dating Pick Up Line 2: "Do you have a picture? Could you please give it to me so that I can confirm Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year!" A sweet dating line for your Mr./Miss Right. This line has that tinge of subtlety to illustrate your fondness for him/her and also demonstrate your longing to get him/her as that special someone of your life.
Dating Pick Up Line 3: "Are you carrying a map?" ( the answer will definitely be a No, and then followed by a why? Take a pause. Look at him/her now slowly say…)
"I have just lost my heart in those eyes". A must work dating line to make him/her feel wanted; a sure line to illustrate your liking and warmth for him/her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 4 : "There are a lot to say… but it's your eyes which are not letting me to say one bit"
Illustrate your love with this line and make him/her feel special. Add spice to your love life with this line which is reckoned as one of the top 10 dating pick up lines to twist your day into a date.
Dating Pick Up Lines 5 : " O my God you are so adorable when you blush" -
Be rest assured she will definitely fall for you if you mouth this line in the right tone. Make her feel that she is indeed the cutest darling with this line and experience the ecstasy of love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 6 : "I think of you with every sunrise and I dream of you every night" -
Indeed an eloquent utterance of your tender emotions! This line will surely entice him/her with its entire dream and romance. Demonstrate your fondness for him/her in the right way and experience the joy of falling in love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 7 : "hey please do not stop I have never seen beauty in motion "-
Mouth this line; it is one of the witty ways to appreciate his/her stylishness, beauty and elegance on that special day when ultimately you are out with him/her. Praise him/her in the right way to bring that priceless smile on his/her face and experience again the feeling of being in love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 8: "Are you the angel? Am I in heaven?"-
Articulate your fondness for your special person through the romance of this dating line. This line will not only pamper your beloved but at the same time will exemplify your deep fondness for her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 9 : "hey lady, you look gorgeous, stunning"
Discover a new way to make her feel special. Appreciate her in the right tone. This line is enough to pamper your sweetheart whilst reflecting your eternal feeling for her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 10 : "I can't dance but will love to hold you when you dance" -
Say this to him/her as he/she asks to dance with him/her and feel the difference that it will make in your love life. Impress him/her with this bold line and illustrate your emotion in an accurate way.
Bid bye to all your worries as on this page we have tried to shortlist the top dating pick up lines to make your date an event you will remember for ever. Astonish him/her with the top sating pick up lines and experience the difference that it makes.
Dating Pick Up Line 1: "Hey am I dreaming? You cannot be real" This is indeed one of the top 10 dating lines to magnify your Miss Right. Woman loves to hear praises so appreciate her in quite a subtle way. Do not over exaggerate your appreciation as then it will sound somewhat fake and false.
Dating Pick Up Line 2: "Do you have a picture? Could you please give it to me so that I can confirm Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year!" A sweet dating line for your Mr./Miss Right. This line has that tinge of subtlety to illustrate your fondness for him/her and also demonstrate your longing to get him/her as that special someone of your life.
Dating Pick Up Line 3: "Are you carrying a map?" ( the answer will definitely be a No, and then followed by a why? Take a pause. Look at him/her now slowly say…)
"I have just lost my heart in those eyes". A must work dating line to make him/her feel wanted; a sure line to illustrate your liking and warmth for him/her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 4 : "There are a lot to say… but it's your eyes which are not letting me to say one bit"
Illustrate your love with this line and make him/her feel special. Add spice to your love life with this line which is reckoned as one of the top 10 dating pick up lines to twist your day into a date.
Dating Pick Up Lines 5 : " O my God you are so adorable when you blush" -
Be rest assured she will definitely fall for you if you mouth this line in the right tone. Make her feel that she is indeed the cutest darling with this line and experience the ecstasy of love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 6 : "I think of you with every sunrise and I dream of you every night" -
Indeed an eloquent utterance of your tender emotions! This line will surely entice him/her with its entire dream and romance. Demonstrate your fondness for him/her in the right way and experience the joy of falling in love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 7 : "hey please do not stop I have never seen beauty in motion "-
Mouth this line; it is one of the witty ways to appreciate his/her stylishness, beauty and elegance on that special day when ultimately you are out with him/her. Praise him/her in the right way to bring that priceless smile on his/her face and experience again the feeling of being in love.
Dating Pick Up Lines 8: "Are you the angel? Am I in heaven?"-
Articulate your fondness for your special person through the romance of this dating line. This line will not only pamper your beloved but at the same time will exemplify your deep fondness for her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 9 : "hey lady, you look gorgeous, stunning"
Discover a new way to make her feel special. Appreciate her in the right tone. This line is enough to pamper your sweetheart whilst reflecting your eternal feeling for her.
Dating Pick Up Lines 10 : "I can't dance but will love to hold you when you dance" -
Say this to him/her as he/she asks to dance with him/her and feel the difference that it will make in your love life. Impress him/her with this bold line and illustrate your emotion in an accurate way.
UFO Lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
Pick Up Lines
Compliments for Men
What you seldom see is the female pickup artist – most women can pick guys up at the drop of a hat. Women are known for their soft touch, and complimenting a man (who are less likely to be complimented) stands out more. Throw out a few flirtatious compliments and see how the man of your affection reacts. Here are just a few examples.
* You look like my cat: warm and cuddly.
* Wasn’t that you in my dreams last night?
* You have the type of chest that gods ate olive off of.
* Looking at something hot like you makes me warm all over.
* Wow, I’m hot and bothered.
* What’s wrong with the chicks in here. They just don’t like gorgeous guys anymore.
* I must be dancing with the Devil, because you’re hot as Hell.
* I’m dying to see if your as good as you look.
More Pickup Lines for Girls
I leave you with a few more. Notice how wide-ranging pickups lines are for women. Make any effort and you’re going to succeed, at least if you meet the physical and visual needs of the man you have an eye on. It’s sad, but it’s true.
* I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me one?
* Hi. Can I domesticate you?
* If someone were to write your biography, the climax would be you meeting me.
* This is your lucky day – I just happen to be single.
What you seldom see is the female pickup artist – most women can pick guys up at the drop of a hat. Women are known for their soft touch, and complimenting a man (who are less likely to be complimented) stands out more. Throw out a few flirtatious compliments and see how the man of your affection reacts. Here are just a few examples.
* You look like my cat: warm and cuddly.
* Wasn’t that you in my dreams last night?
* You have the type of chest that gods ate olive off of.
* Looking at something hot like you makes me warm all over.
* Wow, I’m hot and bothered.
* What’s wrong with the chicks in here. They just don’t like gorgeous guys anymore.
* I must be dancing with the Devil, because you’re hot as Hell.
* I’m dying to see if your as good as you look.
More Pickup Lines for Girls
I leave you with a few more. Notice how wide-ranging pickups lines are for women. Make any effort and you’re going to succeed, at least if you meet the physical and visual needs of the man you have an eye on. It’s sad, but it’s true.
* I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me one?
* Hi. Can I domesticate you?
* If someone were to write your biography, the climax would be you meeting me.
* This is your lucky day – I just happen to be single.
Baduy Pick Up Lines
1. Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
4. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
8. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
9. My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
10. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
11. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
12. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
13. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
14. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
16. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
17. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
20. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
21. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
22. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
23. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
24. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
26. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
27. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
28. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
29. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
34. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
35. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
36. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
37. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
39. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
40. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
41. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.
42. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
43. If you were a steak you would be well done.
44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see
45. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
4. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
6. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
8. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
9. My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in
10. I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
11. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
12. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
13. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
14. If you were a booger I would pick you first.
15. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
16. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her "I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
17. People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
20. If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
21. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
22. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
23. I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
24. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
25. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
26. "If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!"
27. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
28. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
29. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
30. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
31. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
34. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
35. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
36. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
37. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
38. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
39. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
40. I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
41. Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark.
42. Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
43. If you were a steak you would be well done.
44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see
45. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Pick up lines
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Funny pick up lines for girls
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
Funny pick up lines for boys
I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
Do these look real?
Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Funny pick up lines for girls
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
Funny pick up lines for boys
I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
Do these look real?
Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
Company Pick up Lines
I received a number of requests recently for suggesting opening lines for salespeople when speaking with a prospect or client. Here are a few that work for me:
1. "Thanks for inviting me in to meet with you." Goal: to position yourself as an invited guest and not a pest.
2. "Just to let you know, I will be sending you an email summarizing this meeting within 24 hours." Goal: to set their expectations about what will happen next.
3. "Would you like to review calendars for another appointment, especially if we don't have time to complete the agenda for this meeting?" Goal: to assure you have enough time to understand their needs.
4. "If this meeting exceeds your expectations, do you have another step in mind? Or would you like me to suggest a next step?” Goal: to get a sense for their decision making process.
5. "Please tell me more about the concern you expressed earlier to me.” Goal: to focus on the prospect's issues.
6. "What is the personal impact, if this concern is not addressed?" Goal: to make them see how this affects them.
7. "Do you have a budget set aside to make these concerns go away?" Goal: to have them share any budget restrictions.
8. "Who besides you is responsible for helping you make this decision?" Goal: to find out who else should be involved in future meetings or conversations.
9. "Before I present information about my solution, would you let me know what is on target and what isn't?" Goal: to partner with your prospect and assure your presentation is on target.
10. "On a scale of 1-10 (1 being no way that you want to move ahead, and 10 being a done deal), where do you stand?" Goal: to solicit feedback and find out what you could have done better.
1. "Thanks for inviting me in to meet with you." Goal: to position yourself as an invited guest and not a pest.
2. "Just to let you know, I will be sending you an email summarizing this meeting within 24 hours." Goal: to set their expectations about what will happen next.
3. "Would you like to review calendars for another appointment, especially if we don't have time to complete the agenda for this meeting?" Goal: to assure you have enough time to understand their needs.
4. "If this meeting exceeds your expectations, do you have another step in mind? Or would you like me to suggest a next step?” Goal: to get a sense for their decision making process.
5. "Please tell me more about the concern you expressed earlier to me.” Goal: to focus on the prospect's issues.
6. "What is the personal impact, if this concern is not addressed?" Goal: to make them see how this affects them.
7. "Do you have a budget set aside to make these concerns go away?" Goal: to have them share any budget restrictions.
8. "Who besides you is responsible for helping you make this decision?" Goal: to find out who else should be involved in future meetings or conversations.
9. "Before I present information about my solution, would you let me know what is on target and what isn't?" Goal: to partner with your prospect and assure your presentation is on target.
10. "On a scale of 1-10 (1 being no way that you want to move ahead, and 10 being a done deal), where do you stand?" Goal: to solicit feedback and find out what you could have done better.
LINES LINES LINES!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Anime Pick up Line
Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just
ahead.
If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over
because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know
how to get your chakra flowing.
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in
the mood?
Do they make you in hug pillow?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of
money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in
bed crying myself to sleep.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when
I saw you.
Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"
Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"
Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just
ahead.
If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over
because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know
how to get your chakra flowing.
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in
the mood?
Do they make you in hug pillow?
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of
money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in
bed crying myself to sleep.
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when
I saw you.
Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"
Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"
Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
Cool Pick up lines
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Pick up Lines
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
Twilight Pick up line
Edward's Pick Up Lines:
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?
Jacob's Pick Up Lines:
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?
Jacob's Pick Up Lines:
I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
holloween pick up lines
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
Zombie: Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
Frankenstein's Monster: (Pulls out a bolt) Trade you a bolt for a good screw?
Werewolf: What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg?
Hobo: Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
Skeleton: Did youknow there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Banana: Am I ap-peeling to you?
Firefighter: How about you STOP talking, DROP your pants, and lets ROLL!
Hotdog: That's a nice set of buns you gotthere, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
Policeman: Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
Pirate: That is quite a booty you've got there.
UPS Guy: Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Angel: Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers.
Greek: Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
Vampire: If you play your cards right, you mightbe the one who sucks tonight.
Prisoner: At this point, I'll take anything.
Of course, what list wouldn't be complete without a fewlines for those especially cute costumes you might come across.
Zombie: Oh my, you look dead, sexy.
Devil: Let's head back to your place, since I'm going there anyway.
Witch: I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Nurse: Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down.
Cat: That's a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.
Anyone: That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too.
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
Zombie: Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra?
Frankenstein's Monster: (Pulls out a bolt) Trade you a bolt for a good screw?
Werewolf: What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg?
Hobo: Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box?
Skeleton: Did youknow there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Banana: Am I ap-peeling to you?
Firefighter: How about you STOP talking, DROP your pants, and lets ROLL!
Hotdog: That's a nice set of buns you gotthere, mind if I stick my foot-long there?
Policeman: Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good.
Pirate: That is quite a booty you've got there.
UPS Guy: Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
Angel: Hello, I am the answer to you're prayers.
Greek: Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
Vampire: If you play your cards right, you mightbe the one who sucks tonight.
Prisoner: At this point, I'll take anything.
Of course, what list wouldn't be complete without a fewlines for those especially cute costumes you might come across.
Zombie: Oh my, you look dead, sexy.
Devil: Let's head back to your place, since I'm going there anyway.
Witch: I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Nurse: Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down.
Cat: That's a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too.
Anyone: That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too.
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