lines of your pick

* It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?

* Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."

* You must be the cause of global warming.

* I don't think a firefighter could put you out.

* It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?

* Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!

* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

* Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

* Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

* If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.

* You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.

* I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.

* I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.

* Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)

* Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?

* You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

* I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.

* (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?

* If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

* If you're here, who's running heaven?

* Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'

* I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.

* If I were you I would go out with me.

* Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.

* Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.

* I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.

* Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.

* You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.

* If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."

* If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.

* Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?

* Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.

* One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.

* May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?

* I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?

* Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?

* Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.

* Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.

* How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).

* Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.

* You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!

* Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.

* Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.

* Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.

* If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)

* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)

* Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.

* Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!

* If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."

* I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.

* I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.

* I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.

* If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.

* Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.

* This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

* Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!

* May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

* I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.

* Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.

* Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."

* You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.

* My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?

* I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

* I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).

* I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)

* I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)

* I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.

* Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.

* Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.

* Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.

* Touch her shoulder with your index finger. Make a hissing sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell her you just got a 3rd degree burn.

* "Can I call you Sky? Why? Because you're the reason mine is blue"

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