Corny Lines, Qoutes, Jokes

You must be a prizefighter. One look at you, and I’m knocked out.

With my luck, you’re probably here with someone.

Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

I really like your tan lines!

I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

Hi! Are you here to meet a nice man (or woman)? Or will I do?

Your shoe is untied. Can I tie it for you?

Have you ever had a guy follow you across the quad (or into a coffeehouse, onto the Metro) because he liked your smile?

Say…didn’t we go to different schools at the same time?

Do you have a quarter? I want to call your parents and thank them.

My name is Elmo. You can tickle me anytime.

You’re someone I could really blog about!

Were we lovers in a past life?

Um! You got sweet lips, hips, and fingertips.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Just because computers are incompatible doesn’t mean we are.

I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.

Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.

Would it freak you out if I said that I've already told my mother about you? (No, why?) Well, I already called her and asked her how to approach you.

Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know.

I guess I just wasn’t called to celibacy.

Excuse me, miss, are you here alone, or is the huge guy coming this way your brother?

Are you the girl from my future?

Coast Guard regulations, Miss - I have to inspect you for sand mites. (on the beach)

Would you like to get Chinese food (or Mexican or Italian or sushi) with me?

Oh, I’m having that dream again!

Did you drop this? (Hold out a dollar or a pen.)

Have you planned our wedding yet?

Do you like to cuddle?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Donna Summer wrote a song about you – “Hot Stuff.”

Were you in the high school band?

Were you ever a cheerleader?

Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!

Are you the man (woman) of my dreams?

O.K. you can kiss me later, but don’t tell anybody.

(for Catholic high-school kids) You look fab in that plaid jumper!

(for Catholics and Episcopalians in church) Confess here often?

I just won the lottery! (Reply) No, I just met you!