Ultimate Funny Pickup Lines:
◊ GUY: "Come on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
GIRL: "Fine. Get out."
◊ I worked at a supermarket and a guy walked up and asked me "Did it hurt when you fell?" Of course I had no clue what he meant and he replied "When you fell down from heaven".
◊ I love your dress. Please take it off.
◊ If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!!
Ultimate Stupid Pickup Lines:
◊ Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
◊ Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
◊ Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
◊ I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
Ultimate Worse Pickup Lines:
◊ If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
◊ those are luscious legs, what time do they open?
◊ Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
◊ I'd marry your cat just to get in the family
◊ want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Enjoy it, ^_^
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