"I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips."
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
"If you were a steak you would be well done."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants."
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