Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Don’t you work at Hooters?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I’ve only got three months to live.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position
You look like Pamela Anderson’s sister.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you a model?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin
If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.
I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
Pick up Line Using Animals
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home
Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy
You wanna see a donkey show?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Are you from Narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar.
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
I'm a lion: Meow
If you where a sheep I would clone you
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?
"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks
Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.
Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) cuz i noticed the humps
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home
Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy
You wanna see a donkey show?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Are you from Narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar.
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
I'm a lion: Meow
If you where a sheep I would clone you
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!
Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?
"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!
Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks
Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.
Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey
So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Pick up lines
Do you want to grab a cup of coffee with me?
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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
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Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
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I'm new in town; could you recommend a nice restaurant I can take you to?
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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Would you like to walk by the river?
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I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?
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Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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Can I have you phone number? I lost mine.
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Don't I know you from somewhere?
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Do you have a light?
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Can I flirt with you?
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I didnt know that Miss America lived here!
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Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life
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Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd like to.
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I didn't know angels could fly so low!
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?
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I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
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Please help the homeless. Take me home with you…
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Can I have a bandaid, I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
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I'm new in town; could you recommend a nice restaurant I can take you to?
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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Would you like to walk by the river?
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I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?
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Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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Can I have you phone number? I lost mine.
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Don't I know you from somewhere?
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Do you have a light?
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Can I flirt with you?
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I didnt know that Miss America lived here!
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Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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If beauty was crime, you'd be in for life
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Do I know you? That's a shame. I'd like to.
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I didn't know angels could fly so low!
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?
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I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
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PICK UP YOUR FAV LINES
# You look like my favorite cousin!
# Don’t leave yet! We haven’t had a chance to talk!
# Would you go to church with me on Sunday?
# I don’t run around, get drunk, or use drugs. Also, I have a good job and a nice home. People say I’m boring; maybe that’s why I’m alone.
# You remind me of someone I knew in high school.
# Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
# What do you think the apostle Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
# You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
# Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
# That’s a nice Bible.
# I Only Respond to Sweet Pickup LinesI know a church where we could go and talk.
# How about a hug, sister?
# Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
# What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
# You want to come over and watch "The Ten Commandments" tonight?
# Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
# Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
# Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
# You know, they say that you've never really dated until you date a Christian.
# Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
# My friend told me to come and meet you; he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
# Don’t you attend ____________(name of church)______________?
# Do you want to share my umbrella?
# I’ll change that tire for you.
# I’m a good cook, I like to clean the house, and I can’t tand the thought of spending a Sunday in front of the TV, watching sports. If you would like to come over some weekend, I’d love to cook for you. (Man to woman)
# You are the answer to my prayers.
# God must have been in a great mood the day he made you!
# Sweetness is my weakness.
# (In church) May I offer you a light for your candle?
# I don’t have a pick-up line; I’m just me. I don’t come here all the time, but I thought you looked like a decent, pretty woman who might want to meet someone nice.
# Don’t leave yet! We haven’t had a chance to talk!
# Would you go to church with me on Sunday?
# I don’t run around, get drunk, or use drugs. Also, I have a good job and a nice home. People say I’m boring; maybe that’s why I’m alone.
# You remind me of someone I knew in high school.
# Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
# What do you think the apostle Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
# You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.
# Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
# That’s a nice Bible.
# I Only Respond to Sweet Pickup LinesI know a church where we could go and talk.
# How about a hug, sister?
# Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
# What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
# You want to come over and watch "The Ten Commandments" tonight?
# Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
# Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
# Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
# You know, they say that you've never really dated until you date a Christian.
# Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
# My friend told me to come and meet you; he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
# Don’t you attend ____________(name of church)______________?
# Do you want to share my umbrella?
# I’ll change that tire for you.
# I’m a good cook, I like to clean the house, and I can’t tand the thought of spending a Sunday in front of the TV, watching sports. If you would like to come over some weekend, I’d love to cook for you. (Man to woman)
# You are the answer to my prayers.
# God must have been in a great mood the day he made you!
# Sweetness is my weakness.
# (In church) May I offer you a light for your candle?
# I don’t have a pick-up line; I’m just me. I don’t come here all the time, but I thought you looked like a decent, pretty woman who might want to meet someone nice.
107 pick up lines
I don't know how far these lines will get you, and I provide no guarantee they'll work. Feel free to submit ones that have worked for you, but please keep it clean. We don't want to get too risqué.
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
170. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
171. Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
172. Touch her shoulder with your index finger. Make a hissing sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell her you just got a 3rd degree burn.
173. "Can I call you Sky? Why? Because you're the reason mine is blue"
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
101. It's never easy meeting a complete stranger, especially one as beautiful as you, without being properly introduced. But shall we try anyway?
102. Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
103. You must be the cause of global warming.
104. I don't think a firefighter could put you out.
105. It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
106. Um, you have really beautiful...uh...eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...you have a nice forehead, er ah...Do you believe in when I walk by...(To yourself) Oh man, STUPID STUPID STUPID!
107. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
108. Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
109. Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
110. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.
111. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye.
112. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
113. I don't know if it's igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock.
114. Did you know the distance from here (touch one side of the girl's shoulder) to here (touch other side of shoulder so your arm is around her) is the same distance from here (touch same spot last touched) to here (grab her around the waist)
115. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met?
116. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
117. I thought Veryfine only came in a bottle.
118. (Walk up to them, place an ice cube on the floor and crush it with your foot) Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?
119. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
120. If you're here, who's running heaven?
121. Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin'
122. I'm going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I'll stop loving you.
123. If I were you I would go out with me.
124. Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world.
125. Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven.
126. I couldn't pay attention in school (or work) today because I couldn't stop thinking about you.
127. Would you like a coolata, because you are ahota.
128. You're the marshmallows in my Lucky Charms.
129. If I ran McDonald's I'd name a sandwich after you called "The McGorgeous."
130. If I were a gardner, I'd plant your tulips next to mine.
131. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?
132. Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
133. One night I looked up at the stars and thought "Wow, how beautiful." Now that I'm looking at you, nothing else can compare.
134. May I borrow some of the chapstick you're wearing?
135. I have an owie on my lip, will you kiss it and make it better?
136. Hey good lookin' what'chya cookin'?
137. Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.
138. Let's hide behind a rock and get a little bolder.
139. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is (insert name here).
140. Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
141. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you're on fire!
142. Have you ever heard the Pina Colada song, because I want you to come with me and escape.
143. Watching you is like watching the sun rise with the morning dew, but there is one difference - you're better.
144. Jealousy is for everyone else because they don't have you.
145. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there)
146. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
147. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made from the best stuff on earth.
148. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
149. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
150. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
151. I'll make you a bet - $20 says you'll turn me down.
152. I must be dead because I'm talking to an angel.
153. I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend.
154. If I was an ice cube, I'd melt standing next to you.
155. Are you a star? Because you always shine when I look at you.
156. This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.
157. Is your name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!
158. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
159. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.
160. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet.
161. Drink unsweetened tea or other beverage, and when she asks why, say, "With you here, I don't need sugar."
162. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I'm in love with you.
163. My heart is broken...could you fix it for me?
164. I just ate some skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
165. I think God took the pigment out of a leaf and put it in your eyes (for green-eyed person).
166. I think God took the colour out of the ocean and put it in your eyes (for blue-eyed person)
167. I think God took a brown topaz gem and made you eyes out of it. (for brown-eyed person)
168. I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal clear ocean water.
169. Either those are your eyes, or you managed to make a contact lens made out of gem stones.
170. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me.
171. Walk up to a girl and reach into your pocket. Close your empty hand and extend it toward her. Ask if she'll hold this for you. When she reaches for it, grab her hand slowly. Gets an, "Awww" every time.
172. Touch her shoulder with your index finger. Make a hissing sound and say "Owwwwww!" then tell her you just got a 3rd degree burn.
173. "Can I call you Sky? Why? Because you're the reason mine is blue"
History
Top 10 AP US History Pickup Lines
10. Want to make the Cold War hot?
9. My court packing plan isn't my only packing plan...
8. Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
7. There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
6. Can I annex your territory after class?
5. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit...I'm sorry...TET offensive?
4. I'll be your secretary of the interior!
3. I bet if Jefferson had met you he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
2. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
1. Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
10. Want to make the Cold War hot?
9. My court packing plan isn't my only packing plan...
8. Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
7. There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
6. Can I annex your territory after class?
5. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit...I'm sorry...TET offensive?
4. I'll be your secretary of the interior!
3. I bet if Jefferson had met you he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
2. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
1. Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
Top Ten Math Pick up Lines
10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room….and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room….and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
SCIENCE Pick Up Lines
According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.
Honey, your sweater than 3.14
I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.
"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
You're sweeter than glucose.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Wanna come back to my room and see my 230 MHz Pentium?
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48 calculator?
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
I think of you as the irresistible force and me the unstoppable motion.
What's that smell?
Didn't I see you at the last Star Trek convention?
Wanna be my lab buddy?
Hey baby, what's your log-in name?
Would you like to stop by my place and do some forecasting?
Usually one needs a cooling fan for such a hot processor.
What's the password to your heart?
See this, it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Vrroom vroom.
You don't have AIDS, do you? No? Good! I wouldn't want to catch THAT
again!
Wanna swim upstream and spawn?
Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I like every bone in my body, especially yours
I'd like to see the way your hair shines by the light of the monitor.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Wanna see my appendix scar ?
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primeval ooze — and I'm the aeomeba who longs to swim in their depths.
Ok, so you like Mac and I like a PC. Just because our computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Honey, your sweater than 3.14
I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.
"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
You're sweeter than glucose.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Wanna come back to my room and see my 230 MHz Pentium?
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48 calculator?
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
I think of you as the irresistible force and me the unstoppable motion.
What's that smell?
Didn't I see you at the last Star Trek convention?
Wanna be my lab buddy?
Hey baby, what's your log-in name?
Would you like to stop by my place and do some forecasting?
Usually one needs a cooling fan for such a hot processor.
What's the password to your heart?
See this, it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Vrroom vroom.
You don't have AIDS, do you? No? Good! I wouldn't want to catch THAT
again!
Wanna swim upstream and spawn?
Did you know my mouth can generate over 400 PSI??
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I like every bone in my body, especially yours
I'd like to see the way your hair shines by the light of the monitor.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Wanna see my appendix scar ?
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primeval ooze — and I'm the aeomeba who longs to swim in their depths.
Ok, so you like Mac and I like a PC. Just because our computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Pick Up Lines Using Computer LINES
You had me at "Hello World."
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Need me to unzip your files?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
here we are again
1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
11. You are the reason men fall in love.
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams.
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
33. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out.
35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous.
36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
37. How you doin?
38. Please come here, I'm desperate.
39. Didn't we go to different schools together?
40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away.
41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents
42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together.
43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?
45. I love you, you're the best.
46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll.
50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious.
51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
53. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
54. God was showing off when he made you.
55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over.
56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns!
59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
60. I'm The Man in Demand
61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you
62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.
63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
64. Do you have a boyfriend?
65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you".
68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you.
69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time
70. Can I dip you in chocolate?
71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow?
72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream.
73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean.
75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you.
76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you.
77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb.
79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here)
80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad.
82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.
83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous.
85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face.
86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.
89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out!
90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart.
91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course.
92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight.
94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps.
95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?
96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
99. ASL?
100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you.
funny pick up lines
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
new pick up lines
I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well.
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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
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I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
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Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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Do you have a map, I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
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If you were a tear in my eye,I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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This is the first time I've met someone as beautiful as you, it's going to be the last.
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Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
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Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
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I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
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Can you give me directions to your heart?I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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Do you have a map, I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
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If you were a tear in my eye,I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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This is the first time I've met someone as beautiful as you, it's going to be the last.
here are some line you could use
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
You Dropped something , "My jaw"
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
You Dropped something , "My jaw"
new pick up lines
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am
going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am
going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Are you an interior decorator? When i saw you the room became beautiful.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Try this Guys
"I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips."
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
"If you were a steak you would be well done."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants."
"Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine."
"If you were a steak you would be well done."
"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."
"Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants."
Jokes
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Funny Pick up Lines
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I'll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
I envy your lipstick.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
I think my medication is wearing off.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It's always good for you to see me again.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
What's your sign?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
When's our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Who's your daddy?
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I'll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
I envy your lipstick.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
I think my medication is wearing off.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It's always good for you to see me again.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
What's your sign?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world
When's our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Who's your daddy?
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
new updates
"I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel." "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
Edward Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine.
Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato "Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the most beautiful thing on this earth." " So how was heaven when you left?"
I've received a lot of pick-up lines over the past few months, and to be honest I wasn't in any hurry to publish them since most were decidedly unromantic -- actually most were downright vulgar and far more likely to result in a slapped face than a romantic encounter.... Ah, but this morning, I receive four jewels from a very savvy gentleman named Joel -- take note guys, this is man who obviously knows how to win a lady's heart!
(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says...)
Yep Made in heaven. Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See. If I follow you home will you keep me? "Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing." "I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?" (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
you: How are you feeling today?
her: Fine.
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!! "If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn't need a camel 'cause what good would smoking do?" "Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) 'cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged." "Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!" "Was your father a thief?"
(No.)
"Oh, because I could've sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." "Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?" "I don't mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days." I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart. Be orginial, say yes! Say girl..Ii'm baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter.....can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
-qutdiablo- are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running threw my mind all day!
should I call in the morning or just nudge you? If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.Hi my name is Chance, Do I have one?
Edward Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?
Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine.
Is Your Dad A terrorist? Because your the "BOMB!"(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
I hope you know CPR. Because you take my breath away!
Mato "Girl, after looking at you I could gouge my eyes out.
(Girl Is Somewhat Shocked)
"because at least then I could die knowing that the last thing I saw is the most beautiful thing on this earth." " So how was heaven when you left?"
I've received a lot of pick-up lines over the past few months, and to be honest I wasn't in any hurry to publish them since most were decidedly unromantic -- actually most were downright vulgar and far more likely to result in a slapped face than a romantic encounter.... Ah, but this morning, I receive four jewels from a very savvy gentleman named Joel -- take note guys, this is man who obviously knows how to win a lady's heart!
(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. (Guy looks at the tag on the girls shirts and says...)
Yep Made in heaven. Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See. If I follow you home will you keep me? "Do you have a quarter I can borrow?"
(No.)
"Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing." "I'm having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?" (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
you: How are you feeling today?
her: Fine.
you: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.
baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!! "If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn't need a camel 'cause what good would smoking do?" "Is your father a plumber? (no, why?) 'cause when you come in the room, it seems so clogged." "Is your dad a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!" "Was your father a thief?"
(No.)
"Oh, because I could've sworn he stole the stars and put them in your eyes." "Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by you again?" "I don't mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce my self; otherwise I'll be kicking myself for days." I am lost, can you give me some directions?
(girl says sure where to)
To your heart. Be orginial, say yes! Say girl..Ii'm baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter.....can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
-qutdiablo- are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running threw my mind all day!
should I call in the morning or just nudge you? If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean.Hi my name is Chance, Do I have one?
Romantic lines
* You look like a woman who has an expensive perfume named after her. It has to be called (pause) Incomparable.
* You must work for the FBI – Fabulous, Beautiful, and Intriguing.
* I’m new here in town and I keep getting lost … in your eyes.
* If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel.
* My favorite film is “The Way We Were.” If I ever marry someone, I hope we can avoid the scene at the end where they meet in New York after they broke up.
* Romantic Pickup Lines - Romantic LinesSo, I finally found you…the girl of my dreams!
* Who put those stars in your eyes?
* Oh, my God! Where are your wings? (What wings?) I know an angel when I see one!
* My heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
* Didn’t I see you at the gym? You’re the gorgeous woman everyone keep looking at.
* I think God took the color from a leaf and put it in your eyes (for a green-eyed person).
* I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes (for a blue-eyed person).
* I think God took a brown topaz and made your eyes (for a brown-eyed person).
* I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal-clear ocean water.
* If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
* If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.
* If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
* You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
* If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
* God was showing off when he made you.
* I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
* If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there.
* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
* My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?
* I didn’t have any body piercing until just now. You pierced my heart.
* Do you have a Band-Aid? I looked at you and cupid shot me in the heart.
* I have a great job, a beautiful home, and a secure retirement fund, but it all means nothing without someone like you to share it with.
* Have you seen any good movies lately? My favorite movie of all time is called “The Most Beautiful Woman In The World” – starring you, and only you.
* Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
* Do you like music? My favorite song is “I Will Always Love You.” They must have written that with you in mind.
* This is the first time I’ve ever met someone as beautiful as you. It’s going to be the last.
* I could die tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter – as long as I knew that I could meet an angel like you in Heaven.
* Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
* God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.
* No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
* I’m going on a picnic this weekend. Want to come?
* Let’s walk in the rain.
* Let’s sit by the fire and talk.
* Have you ever seen “The Bishop’s Wife” (or “Somewhere In Time”)? {They’re romantic movies – rent ‘em.}
* Have you ever seen “On Golden Pond”? {for folks over fifty, It’s a movie – rent it.}
* (To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.
* You must work for the FBI – Fabulous, Beautiful, and Intriguing.
* I’m new here in town and I keep getting lost … in your eyes.
* If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel.
* My favorite film is “The Way We Were.” If I ever marry someone, I hope we can avoid the scene at the end where they meet in New York after they broke up.
* Romantic Pickup Lines - Romantic LinesSo, I finally found you…the girl of my dreams!
* Who put those stars in your eyes?
* Oh, my God! Where are your wings? (What wings?) I know an angel when I see one!
* My heart skipped a beat when I saw you.
* Didn’t I see you at the gym? You’re the gorgeous woman everyone keep looking at.
* I think God took the color from a leaf and put it in your eyes (for a green-eyed person).
* I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes (for a blue-eyed person).
* I think God took a brown topaz and made your eyes (for a brown-eyed person).
* I bet it was hard for God to make your eyes out of crystal-clear ocean water.
* If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
* If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGorgeous.
* If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
* You're so sweet I'm getting cavities.
* If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
* God was showing off when he made you.
* I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
* If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
* Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there.
* Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, "Here, you dropped your name tag."
* My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?
* I didn’t have any body piercing until just now. You pierced my heart.
* Do you have a Band-Aid? I looked at you and cupid shot me in the heart.
* I have a great job, a beautiful home, and a secure retirement fund, but it all means nothing without someone like you to share it with.
* Have you seen any good movies lately? My favorite movie of all time is called “The Most Beautiful Woman In The World” – starring you, and only you.
* Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
* Do you like music? My favorite song is “I Will Always Love You.” They must have written that with you in mind.
* This is the first time I’ve ever met someone as beautiful as you. It’s going to be the last.
* I could die tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter – as long as I knew that I could meet an angel like you in Heaven.
* Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
* God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.
* No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
* I’m going on a picnic this weekend. Want to come?
* Let’s walk in the rain.
* Let’s sit by the fire and talk.
* Have you ever seen “The Bishop’s Wife” (or “Somewhere In Time”)? {They’re romantic movies – rent ‘em.}
* Have you ever seen “On Golden Pond”? {for folks over fifty, It’s a movie – rent it.}
* (To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.
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