New Pick Up Line




*Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

*I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

*I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

*You look like my first wife. And I’ve never been married.

*Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

*Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

*I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

*If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.

*If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

*If beauty were water you’d be the ocean.

*If a star fell for every time I’ll think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

*I think you’ve got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

*Oh, that’s why the sky is so gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.

*I don’t know how to say this but I think you have stolen my heart.

*i must be a snowflake because I’m falling for u.

*Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

*I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

*I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles.

*When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

*Hi. You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!

*I would say God bless you but it looks like He already did.

*Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

*Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

*Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

*If I followed you home, would you keep me?

*What time do you have to be back in heaven?

*If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

*If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

*You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

*If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

*My neck hurts. Because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

*I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

*Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

*do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

*Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Then can I?

*I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

*I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.

*Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

*I’ve been trying to see some stars tonight, but how can I when you are shining so bright?

*Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind since I got here.

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